I want a pet wolf.
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JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
Born2BKing
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Crazy thing is this is prolly one of the best threads made in TLR in a minute lol
Cat piss martini
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They came to the crib with a baby wolf and raised it!?
Momma never came for her pup!!?
shyt was crazy man....I'm sure luisa,her sister and mother knew but didnt
give not a fukk.
damn thing is almost as tall as a great dane,ice grey and white,
long ass mohawk down it's back,teeth so long that two are noticable
when the mouth was closed and these gold eyes that looked through
a nikka......look at you like dinner.
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
This is not the type of animal you want to make a pet friend.
They are big as fukk
she a pretty broad too i bet she single though, i could only imagine the amount of nikkas she ran off....imagine walking into her crib mentally preparing to beat that up only to have that beast sizing you up
OneManGang
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Can't have no animal in my house dropping bigger deuces than me 
Breh, don't do it. One of my Exes mom had a timber wolf blue healer mix. It wouldn't let no one touch it. Not even her. Why she had it IDK.
One night this thing got out of its choke prong collar and they couldn't get it back on. So they called me to come over. I'm a bigger dude, muscles and shyt. Like to think I'm tough.. Brehs.. I got a rude awakening that night. Let me paint a picture for you. An all Black wolf with gold eyes and its name was Bear. I put my leather coat on and had my bat on stand by. Thought I was ready.. The plan was to corner him in the dinning room. I was gonna throw this big comforter on it and pin it down long enough for them to slip the mussel on. I stepped two feet towards it with maybe 6 feet remaining and I about pissed myself. This fukking thing leaps toward me, I throw the blanket screamed fukk!!like a bytch and peaced out. I ain't kidding you, I literally ran out that fukking house. Left my girl and her mom to fend for themselves.
She was mad at me but I wasn't about losing any limbs for this bytch.
Plan B
So we decide to trick it. Put the gate up in her moms expedition, make a trail of treats to the back, and we get him in. We're gonna take him to the vet and they're going to give him some kind of sleeping shyt. I'm riding Shotty and my girl is sitting on my lap. Not even 2 mins down the street I feel something breathing on my neck. Its bear. I freeze brehs.. Somehow he squeezed past the gate that was supposed to keep him in the back. I opened my door real sneaky like, prepared my ex for what was gonna happen next, and I did the dip.
Her mom ends up getting Bear to the vets and they give him a couple of these pills and nothing happens. So she brought it back home and had her mind made up that she had to shoot it. Her mom was country as fukk. She took him out back and shot him three times. The first time it just looked at her. The last two were pretty fukking sad but it was all a matter of time before this thing mauled some kids.
Action Jackson, my ass. LMMFAO!! You did the right thing, breh. I wouldn't have even took the ride...been waiting for them when they got home with cookies or identified their bodies at the morgue or something else more useful.
Brown Ant
Hunter-Gatherer
They are big as fukk
Not really. They get to about 60 inches in length at most and weigh around 85 lbs. at most.
Over alligators?
I was talkin mammals.Over alligators?