I just had the worst p*ssy of my life last night

[Pseudonym]

You gone call her back in your dry spell

 

[MoveForward]

She have a child under like 4 years old? I find these the ones with the worse p*ssy. shyt be loose as fukk. Like you can't even tell if your in it sometimes.

I’m fukking …

 

[ChocolateGiddyUp]

 

[skylove4]

Should’ve just got her throat if the p*ssy was blown out. No such thing as a loose throat lol

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

OP is a member if the Micro dikk squad

I had to look around right quick...make sure I wasn't in the little peedi bird section of the coli

 

[Tres Leches]

she asked you whats the best way since she knew you werent gonna come from her wack ass p*ssy

 

[jj23]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much

 

[2 one 3]

Hot dog in a hallway

 

[Lamar Givens]

If there is a NEXT time just tell her to squeeze her vaginal walls as tight as she can while your inside her, this will give you a good indication of her vaginal tightness.

Also, was she dry at all?

Usually when a woman is fully aroused the vagina will elongate and swell.

You might just have small meat breh, I’m sorry.

You said she mentioned trying other positions.

Putting a woman on her side with her knees bent and pulled near her chest can help with a woman’s vaginal walls laying on your dikk. Think of it as a hot dog in a hot dog bun. You should be able to feel the walls then.

 

[R=G]

It felt like stroking air

And to make matters worse, the chick was 27 and acted as if this was her first time having sex. Turning around every two minutes, asking me if I wanted her to stay in this position, or if I wanted her to kiss me and what's the best way for me to come
"bytch, shut the fukk up, I'm trying to maintain an erection here, to spare you the embarrassment of me just giving up on this ridiculously loose vagina of yours"
No sexy moves or sexy talk, nothing. And trying to focus on her didn't work either because she just kept talking and suggesting new positions. It was like fukking a nervous blow up doll but somebody cut a hole where the p*ssy should be or trying to produce an orgasm by swinging your dikk in the air while listening to your girl talking about her day on the phone
I think she knew her p*ssy was trash, cause she got dressed and left like five minutes after we were done Poor girl, I guess this is the female version of having a micro penis
So far, I always thought all p*ssy felt more or less the same, but this chick had a crater between her legs I really had to stop myself from laughing at the absurdity of it all a couple of times

Better go Asian next time...lol

 

[Yaboysix]

Aint no such thing as "Bad" vagina,Breh...

Unless its Trans Vagina....which aint pwussy at all...

 

[Gold]

It felt like stroking air

And to make matters worse, the chick was 27 and acted as if this was her first time having sex. Turning around every two minutes, asking me if I wanted her to stay in this position, or if I wanted her to kiss me and what's the best way for me to come
"bytch, shut the fukk up, I'm trying to maintain an erection here, to spare you the embarrassment of me just giving up on this ridiculously loose vagina of yours"
No sexy moves or sexy talk, nothing. And trying to focus on her didn't work either because she just kept talking and suggesting new positions. It was like fukking a nervous blow up doll but somebody cut a hole where the p*ssy should be or trying to produce an orgasm by swinging your dikk in the air while listening to your girl talking about her day on the phone
I think she knew her p*ssy was trash, cause she got dressed and left like five minutes after we were done Poor girl, I guess this is the female version of having a micro penis
So far, I always thought all p*ssy felt more or less the same, but this chick had a crater between her legs I really had to stop myself from laughing at the absurdity of it all a couple of times

So many quotables

Nervous blow up doll tho

 

[karim]

We’ve all had some trash p*ssy.

The fact that she immediately got up and left implies either one of three things none of which are good….. either she was disappointed in your performance, she was embarrassed at herself, or she was insecure with her own decision making.

Most females want to lay up and chop it up and pillow talk and shyt after you fukk them real good and they actually enjoy being around you. This woman did none of that with you.

Lol, it was an all around disaster I've never experienced anything like it.

 

[karim]

She have a child under like 4 years old? I find these the ones with the worse p*ssy. shyt be loose as fukk. Like you can't even tell if your in it sometimes.

Nah, no child, but that's exactly what it felt like.

 

[Crude]

Lol, it was an all around disaster I've never experienced anything like it.

It’s like that sometimes even Jordan didn’t have good games every night.