I fu©ked up extra heavily and accepted an invitation to an event I have no business attending. Help.

[Silver Surfer]

If you a grown man, dont show up at a wedding dressed like your mom picked your clothes...put a damn sport coat on...some of yall nikkas are like lil kids

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

Your’re probably not social because you don’t drink.

Take two shots before the reception. It should loosen your inhibitions to where it would be easier to socialize.

For events like this, I always have a drink or two to get a nice slight buzz so that I am relaxed and able to socialize better but not enough to where I’m sloppy.

Naturally, I’m a bit aloof and stand-offish so a drink helps me become more personable and gregarious at social functions.

I don't drink meaning I've never consumed alcohol. And I don't intend on drinking ever.

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Free food, drinks and horny women and you’re not in the wedding party? That’s a decent night. You could possibly leave with your belly full and your “you knows” empty. Are you any good at talking to random women OP?

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

This! I've been to countless weddings/receptions. If you show your face to the couple at least twice they won't even know you left. It's so much going on and too many people to "care" about one.

Thank you. Will rep when able. Got the red light for now.

 

[Gold]

The beautiful thing about weddings is that no one gives a shyt about you.
They are focused on the bride and to a lesser extent the groom.

You will be damn near invisible.

Unless you kick off the cake or something, no one will care what you do.
You can be yourself

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

The fukk? Dress up and take advantage of the free food and alcohol.

Holla at some single broads.

One of the easiest events to pull hoes.

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

you gonna have to sit down and make small talk for hours. That's all there is to it



this situation would have been balanced out by drinking but now you gotta be bored out ya mind and sober

Damn. Ugh.

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

Anybody who hasn't been repped, I got you when I'm off slow down.

 

[pip77]

Bring a card and/or a gift
Have a small chat with the newlyweds, if possible
Be yourself
Try to have fun
Leave when you're ready

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Wear a suit. Bring a gift. Wish them well. Leave. It's the happiest day of their lives. I wouldn't expect much attention. Just be happy and sincere and leave.

This

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

what kind of nikka are you?

obviously one that's not knowledgeable about this.

 

[director_of_bands]

man I simply replied 'ok' to a text to let the person know i received an evite link and before i knew it I was already rsvp'd

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

This! I've been to countless weddings/receptions. If you show your face to the couple at least twice they won't even know you left. It's so much going on and too many people to "care" about one.

. I guess 1 hour is fine. Just make sure people know you were there and the bride and groom see you and remember you. They not gonna keep track of whose leaving, they're too in the moment. I've only ever been to weddings with my family. Honestly after the wedding I would rather dip out. But my parents stay till the end of the reception. My mom loves helping to clean up. shyt was annoying.

I'll make sure to do this.

 

[Diondon]

I should have included I'm not desirable .

Get a crisp lineup, get suited and booted and shoot your shot, breh.

 

[Silver Surfer]

obviously one that's not knowledgeable about this.

This is social behavior 101

I hope you dont shoot the spot up

 

[Silver Surfer]

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