I fu©ked up extra heavily and accepted an invitation to an event I have no business attending. Help.

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Oh and for the record, I have not said I was ugly, unattractive, etc one single time. There's a difference between being not desirable and being unattractive or ugly.
 

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ohhhh ok... that's what we're doing?? :picard: @Fourth Wall .. u just gonna let her disrespect me to my face like that... I will not be embarrassed. all this shyt we've been through in these past few posts... check her or I will.. !!
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I'll attempt to keep this brief. Former teammate is getting married and since I'm unable to make the wedding, I agreed to make the reception. I don't know anything about receptions so any tips, pointers, and general/basic advice would be appreciated.

General info about the situation:
I don't dance
I don't drink
I'm asocial/apathetic
I don't expect very many black people to be there.
1. Wear something nice. Suit and tie. Do not dress down. There will be hot single ladies. Other dudes will be dressed up.
2. Find out where the couple is registered (online stores should be listed on the invite) and buy them a gift from where they are registered.
3. Don't show up late.
4. Seating is usually assigned. Find your name on one of the tables.
5. Relax and have a good time.
a. You don't need to be a drinker to enjoy a wedding reception. It's not about you.
b. Meet the people at your table. There will be maybe older folks, married couples with kids, and maybe other single men or women. Be open to having casual conversation with those around you.
c. There are some things that go on at a wedding reception, daughter/father dance and/or bouquet being thrown.
i. When the bride throws the bouquet over her shoulder, there will a group of single women. Now, you will know who is single and who isn't.
ii. Accidentally bump into one of the single women you find attractive. Apologize. Introduce yourself. Start a conversation.
 

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Why y'all keep going in on breh and bringing him up? :beli:

Let breh live. Can't cosign or criticize him or his posts but keep the beef in the appropriate streets, please.
 

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You want to know something amusing? If they saw what I looked like, they would not be this forthcoming and responsive. I swear.

Breh, real talk no jokes. Have a buddy, was always awkward, but he was my boy since birth. He found his thing he like to do and was good at, and began to gain confidence in himself. Long story short, he's married with a kid now, and basically found a person with similar taste and outlooks on life as himself. Find those things you like to do and are good at and basically you will shine through that, eventually that one will see it and bam magic. Looks ain't the end all be all. Yeah it helps, but they fade and in time become less important.

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1. Wear something nice. Suit and tie. Do not dress down. There will be hot single ladies. Other dudes will be dressed up.
2. Find out where the couple is registered (online stores should be listed on the invite) and buy them a gift from where they are registered.
3. Don't show up late.
4. Seating is usually assigned. Find your name on one of the tables.
5. Relax and have a good time.
a. You don't need to be a drinker to enjoy a wedding reception. It's not about you.
b. Meet the people at your table. There will be maybe older folks, married couples with kids, and maybe other single men or women. Be open to having casual conversation with those around you.
c. There are some things that go on at a wedding reception, daughter/father dance and/or bouquet being thrown.
i. When the bride throws the bouquet over her shoulder, there will a group of single women. Now, you will know who is single and who isn't.
ii. Accidentally bump into one of the single women you find attractive. Apologize. Introduce yourself. Start a conversation.
No one needs your input and he doesn't have to follow your orders, Officer.. No need for all those numbers and bullet points, we're not in Roll Call, Officer. No one is listening to you, your rules don't apply, we have rights to freedom of speech here..
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