I fu©ked up extra heavily and accepted an invitation to an event I have no business attending. Help.

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assaulted her with tacos

Yoooo.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

You just know. That's it really.

I don't believe u....i think u might b shy or an introvert but unless u have disgusting habits I don't view u as undesirable

 

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1. Wear something nice. Suit and tie. Do not dress down. There will be hot single ladies. Other dudes will be dressed up.
2. Find out where the couple is registered (online stores should be listed on the invite) and buy them a gift from where they are registered.
3. Don't show up late.
4. Seating is usually assigned. Find your name on one of the tables.
5. Relax and have a good time.
a. You don't need to be a drinker to enjoy a wedding reception. It's not about you.
b. Meet the people at your table. There will be maybe older folks, married couples with kids, and maybe other single men or women. Be open to having casual conversation with those around you.
c. There are some things that go on at a wedding reception, daughter/father dance and/or bouquet being thrown.
i. When the bride throws the bouquet over her shoulder, there will a group of single women. Now, you will know who is single and who isn't.
ii. Accidentally bump into one of the single women you find attractive. Apologize. Introduce yourself. Start a conversation.

Appreciate it, man. Suits make me feel so uncomfortable. I can't stand wearing them joints. I don't feel like me when I'm wearing one. I've already discussed the last few points.

Nah breh we gotta run him n the ground but I'll respect ur thread

That's all I ask. Thank you.

No one needs your input and he doesn't have to follow your orders, Officer.. No need for all those numbers and bullet points, we're not in Roll Call, Officer. No one is listening to you, your rules don't apply, we have rights to freedom of speech here..

Any guidance and tips are helpful. He didn't have to post anything, but chose to do so. It's cool.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Lol at folks telling him to get dressed up, cop a gift, say hello and dip going back to his crib to go online.

What a waste of time and gas.

You going thru all that trouble you might as well chill and try to get a blow job.

 

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I don't believe u....i think u might b shy or an introvert but unless u have disgusting habits I don't view u as undesirable

I respect and appreciate that. But once again, that's a claim of assumption. But thank you, regardless .

 

[unit321]

The beautiful thing about weddings is that no one gives a shyt about you.
They are focused on the bride and to a lesser extent the groom.

You will be damn near invisible.

Unless you kick off the cake or something, no one will care what you do.
You can be yourself

Well, if the dude starts hitting on some woman and her boyfriend is right there, he's going to get upset. If he's a total beta, he'll just stand there

No one needs your input and he doesn't have to follow your orders, Officer.. No need for all those numbers and bullet points, we're not in Roll Call, Officer. No one is listening to you, your rules don't apply, we have rights to freedom of speech here..

Surprise, surprise... cop-hating dude be cop-hating.

Just for your information, women thought I looked hot in my uniform. I'm not talking 2s or 3s. I'm talking about 7s and 8s.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Ay yo, why you insert breh into this?



I would describe myself as asocial/apathetic. Aloof, distant, etc. What insecurities would you say I suppress?



I would disagree. In my eyes, to enter anywhere and just expect random people to find you desirable? To have that entitlement? That doesn't make sense to me.

My first thread in like five years and the script got flipped on me.

At least you didn’t Flop, B.

The other day I had to intercede on a poster’s behalf to a mod when his first Thread ever got delivered to my realm; The Bushes. His Thread was sent back to the blessed forums, but he now owes me 3 Flops.

 

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How do y'all posters making clusters of threads do this? I'm on mobile but still, alerts been crazy. Trying to respond to everyone who posted. This one single thread. Posters create and post in like 5 threads at the same time.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Well, if the dude starts hitting on some woman and her boyfriend is right there, he's going to get upset. If he's a total beta, he'll just stand there

Surprise, surprise... cop-hating dude be cop-hating.

Just for your information, women thought I looked hot in my uniform. I'm not talking 2s or 3s. I'm talking about 7s and 8s.

I'm no dude, "dude"
and every cop I know looks like an overcompensating maladjusted instigating mental case behind a badge with anger/control issues who seeks validation because of repressed childhood/teenage/adulthood angst and psychological issues; that develops into a need to demonstrate their only outlet to superiority, by a means of oppression. Therefore, the only types of women who think that you're "hot" have delusional egos like yourself, who think that you hold some position of power because they don't have shyt going on for themselves, either.

But I'm going to respect OP's thread and let you think that, Officer. Btw, doesn't your investigations show that yall have the highest divorce and alcohol abuse rates? You're not attracting those women for long, huh?

 

[unit321]

I'm no dude, "dude"
and every cop I know looks like an overcompensating maladjusted instigating mental case behind a badge with anger/control issues who seeks validation because of repressed childhood/teenage/adulthood angst and psychological issues; that develops into a need to demonstrate their only outlet to superiority, by a means of oppression. Therefore, the only types of women who think that you're "hot" have delusional egos like yourself, who think that you hold some position of power because they don't have shyt going on for themselves, either.

Delusional?
Man, there was this one 2-vehicle accident and the driver of one of the cars was fine. This was before they sold hip hugger jeans and she cut her jeans with scissors to get the look. Anyway, she was giving me looks. Know what I mean. She was a legit 9. 90% of dudes on here would eat her azz out on the spot. But I had self control.
Anyway, have a great day.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

You ever saw king of Queens. Pull what Doug and Carrie tried to pull when they didnt wanna go to the wedding.

 

[JBone4eva]

I can understand where you're coming from, I've recently been to a good friend's reception as well as my own within the last month or so, and I dreaded both. Honestly dealing with it was alot smoother than expected.

Main thing is to honestly show up there with a good attitude and ready to have fun, also like someone said, its the bride and groom's day so no ones really gonna be paying attention to you (which may help with anxiety). Get there and make sure to wish them well before you're seated. Once you're there just chill eat and make bs small talk with folk. Most people aren't like us and are actually in a festive mood and are receptive to talking about anything. That only increases as the day/night progresses and the liquor sets in. If you're single you'll likely enjoy it more, women get wild flirty at receptions.

Moral of the story: don't trip and magnify the anxiety before hand, it's not as bad as you're expecting. everything/everyone there is positive, and no one is looking at you.

 

[BornStar]

The beautiful thing about weddings is that no one gives a shyt about you.
They are focused on the bride and to a lesser extent the groom.

You will be damn near invisible.

Unless you kick off the cake or something, no one will care what you do.
You can be yourself

I agree. However if you are the token black guy everyone will notice you

 

[DEAD7]

Be yourself
Always keep an emergency 2-step on deck
Don't call anyone a cac or a c00n
You'll be alright

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Delusional?
Man, there was this one 2-vehicle accident and the driver of one of the cars was fine. This was before they sold hip hugger jeans and she cut her jeans with scissors to get the look. Anyway, she was giving me looks. Know what I mean. She was a legit 9. 90% of dudes on here would eat her azz out on the spot. But I had self control.
Anyway, have a great day.

Dafuq are you talking about? No I dont know what you mean white boy and I don't give a fuk. Put the beer down, get your fat azz and beer gut, off your 20 yr old hole filled recliner with the fukked up leather and beer spots, stop trafficking in cac hos for side money because your retired police salary isn't shyt off your ex 3rd wife leaving your mentally inept emotionally abusive (bc you cant leave your job at work) azz, taking half of your pension and you cant get the other part of your full police pension because your IAD case is still under investigation. Now they have you on shyt duty pretending to be a former cop whose an actual cop, undercover policing a black forum bc they cant trust you with actual police work after your second demotion, falling asleep on the job. shut the fuk up and go choke on a krispy kreme, I don't give a fuk about your fantasies or any of the shyt that you're describing, cac cop.