I fu©ked up extra heavily and accepted an invitation to an event I have no business attending. Help.

[unit321]

Dafuq are you talking about? No I dont know what you mean white boy and I don't give a fuk. Put the beer down, get your fat azz and beer gut, off your 20 yr old hole filled recliner with the fukked up leather and beer spots, stop trafficking in cac hos for side money because your retired police salary isn't shyt off your ex 3rd wife leaving your mentally inept emotionally abusive (bc you cant leave your job at work) azz, taking half of your pension and you cant get the other part of your full police pension because your IAD case is still under investigation. Now they have you on shyt duty pretending to be a former cop whose an actual cop, undercover policing a black forum bc they cant trust you with actual police work after your second demotion, falling asleep on the job. shut the fuk up and go choke on a krispy kreme, I don't give a fuk about your fantasies or any of the shyt that you're describing, cac cop.

We friends now?

 

[FRIED MASON]

Make funny jokes about smashing the bride.

 

[Gold]

I agree. However if you are the token black guy everyone will notice you

I don't think i've ever been to a single wedding white persons wedding in my life tbh

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Then don't go

Is shyt that hard

 

[Brehcepticon]

2 hours?! .

I was contemplating one hour, max .

You’re staying for the whole damn thing

 

[Payday23]

I should have included I'm not desirable .

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Your’re probably not social because you don’t drink.

Take two shots before the reception. It should loosen your inhibitions to where it would be easier to socialize.

For events like this, I always have a drink or two to get a nice slight buzz so that I am relaxed and able to socialize better but not enough to where I’m sloppy.

Naturally, I’m a bit aloof and stand-offish so a drink helps me become more personable and gregarious at social functions.

Preach. I'm the quietest nikka ever, but when that alcohol in me I be on some "why the fukk don't I socialize more" shyt & not giving a fukk

 

[DrBanneker]

I agree. However if you are the token black guy everyone will notice you

Yeah I think there is nothing wrong with going to a majority White wedding. In fact if you are the only Black people may go out of their way to be extra nice. Just be on your best behavior and be vary careful about messing with the women, even the single ones. Everyone will be watching you. If you see someone you get along with well, get her number and promise to call her later, not dancing and other stuff since the older folks will be extra hard

 

[DrBanneker]

cac cop.

I think he's Asian...

 

[bnew]

Do you think you'd enjoy attending this event? if not, pass.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I think he's Asian...

Ohhhhh he is? I knew he couldn't be black. Seems like an asian invasion in here lately, checked one last week for getting outta pocket.

 

[Benefited]

you have to build your social chest,if you know these are your weaknesses.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Just be on your best behavior

Everyone will be watching you

not dancing and other stuff since the older folks will be extra hard

why are you sounding all scary and intimidated??? Damn...."youse better be on your bestest behavior or else you gonna upset massa, you knowz they not gonna like that and theyz gonna be watchin'"
Wth kind of advice is that?? Those are the exact reasons why he shouldn't go..he's not a spectacle or some type of anomaly to be stared at and judged, if he's not comfortable being himself then who cares what they think. If they're not comfortable with him then fuk them. You're acting like they set the standard for behavior on how he's "supposed" to act .

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

We friends now?

No. You're only friends are the people who you can protect and serve.

 

[DrBanneker]

why are you sounding all scary and intimidated??? Damn...."youse better be on your bestest behavior or else you gonna upset massa, you knowz they not gonna like that and theyz gonna be watchin'"
Wth kind of advice is that?? Those are the exact reasons why he shouldn't go..he's not a spectacle or some type of anomaly to be stared at and judged, if he's not comfortable being himself then who cares what they think. If they're not comfortable with him then fuk them. You're acting like they set the standard for behavior on how he's "supposed" to act .

? I don't care what White folks think, I am just trying to tell him what he's walking into. He is going to be judged and won't get a pass White boys will for similar behavior. They will get super drunk and freak dance on the dance floor. They will react differently if he does it though. I don't like it but that's how a lot of them roll.

All things equal, I would rather him come out on top and disprove what a lot of them unfortunately think about us. It's not being scared, just knowing your audience.