I don't understand. Why do people like cats so much?

[intruder]

They are lazy, spoiled, entitled, sneaky, disrespectful af. No redeeming qualities other than looking "cute". They are the fukk nikkas or sociopath ig thots of the animal kingdom. Why do y'all like these lil b*stards so much.

I tried to be nice to one last night by bringing it in the house. It had a collar and looked clean so I think it belonged to a neighbor. Its 35 degrees outside so I was like come on. Gave it some water and all was going good until it decided to knock over my ps4, jump on the counter and proceeded to knock over a bunch of other shyt. When I got close to it, it hissed at me....the audacity. Needless to say that mutha fukka outside fending for itself now. Not my problem.

I love cats

Favorite pets. Smartest pets. But it comes at a cost. Unlike dogs, dealing with a cat is like dealing with another human being. More like dealing with a woman, really (no offense, ladies).

They can be very moody yet affectionate. You pet a dog and feed it and it's happy as can be. Doesnt work that way with cats. You can only pet them when THEY feel like being petted. Pick them up when THEY feel like being picked up. Everything is on THEIR time and on THEIR terms.
No compromising whatsoever.
But still i love cats, tho. Smartest pets you'll ever have. Smart to the point they might scare you because you sometimes feel like they are manipulating you in a way.
But at the same time i love how they are so independent. They love you but dont always require your attention like a dog. Just make sure thier food and water and litter is ready and they give zero fukks about your attention.
I cant tell you all how many cats i once had at once. You all would look at me weird and clown me.

 

[Elle Seven]

I don't trust people that are obsessed with kittens and puppies. Only talk about how cute animals are.

I know people like this who constantly adopt pets they never raise.

Sounds like people who are obsessed with having babies over and over because they only focus on the newborn phase but the not the rest of the time for raising the child.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Aside from shedding, cats are the perfect pet.

 

[Knowledge]

I love cats

Favorite pets. Smartest pets. But it comes at a cost. Unlike dogs, dealing with a cat is like dealing with another human being. More like dealing with a woman, really. They can be very moody yet affectionate. You pet a dog and feed it and it's happy as can be. Doesnt work that way with cats. You can only pet them when THEY feel like being petted. Pick them up when THEY feel like being picked up. Everything is on THEIR time.
No compromising whatsoever.
But still i love cats, tho. Smartest pets you'll ever have. Smart to the point they might scare you because you sometimes feel like they are manipulating you in a way.
I cant tell you all how many cats i once had at once. You all would look at me weird and clown me.

So it's like living with a woman and all her problems and getting nothing in return....

 

[intruder]

So it's like living with a woman and all her problems and getting nothing in return....

I love how they are so independent. They love you but dont always require your attention like a dog. Just make sure theirr food and water and litter is ready and they are good.

To me, a dog is weird. You can hit your dog with a shoe and then call it 5 seconds later and the fukka comes to you all happy shaking its tail. Cats aint fukking with you like that

 

[MaxPain]

cats are the best, especially my lil fur ball

the great thing about cats is their random need for attention/affection but at the same time being extremely independent.

this picture my cat randomly just layed on my foot and flopped on his back signaling he wants belly rubs. as soon as i rubber his belly and gave him some attention he dipped out to the basement to chill.

This cat is fat as fukk

Real life Garfeild

U stuffing it with lasagnas or some shyt?

@ OP im the same way. fukking hate cats. They are exactly like sociopathic IG thots. Very narcissistic creatures. I like big cats though

 

[NotaPAWG]

This cat is fat as fukk

Real life Garfeild

U stuffing it with lasagnas or some shyt?

@ OP im the same way. fukking hate cats. They are exactly like sociopathic IG thots. Very narcissistic creatures. I like big cats though

he’s not fat!!! he’s just really big and he has a lot of hair which makes him look bigger



Maine c00ns are HUGE. google it

 

[Nemesis]

I used to think the same until a year ago when my wifey got a cat....

dude is a habitual line stepper.... but hes cool and funny, loves watching soccer on tv .... always rubs up against you when hes happy ....

we just leave him to it

 

[Knowledge]

Maine c00ns are HUGE. google it

Now we're heating up

 

[MewTwo]

inb4 coli puts a racial spin on this and say you have to be a 'cac' to like cats

Now we're heating up

That's their real name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_c00n

 

[Knowledge]

inb4 coli puts a racial spin on this and say you have to be a 'cac' to like cats

give it a min. its getting there with the maine c00ns

 

[Gold]

Animal lovers

 

[Cuban Pete]

My cat got on some stupid shyt the other day, I went to pet it and it turned around like and hissed at me so I wacked it over the head one time, this mufuga hisses again and looks at me before running off

Later on in the day Im taking a nap, I wake up and this bytch looking at me

I said

Me: ay Whiskers... We good bruh?

Cat: meow

Me: you hit me first

Cat: meow

Me: aight bruh lets just squash it. belly rub?

Cat: meow

Me: ok how bout some food

Cat: meow

 

[MaxPain]

Now we're heating up

 

[Family Man]

so much for being self sufficient

fukk outta here. That cat was gangsta. I was looking out for him since he was a kitten. I knew he wasn't going to live long so every morning that I opened my back door to feed him and saw him I was happy. There would be times where he would be gone for days at a time but he would always come back. One day I saw the nikka rolled up out the bushes with two other cats that I've never seen before riding with him like he had a crew or some shyt.
That cat used to come back fukked up sometimes. I remember one time he came back and his eye was messed up. Another time he came back limping. Both times I nursed him back to health then he would just go off again.

The night before I found him dead I had gotten up to take a piss. It was about 1:30AM. I heard some screaming/screeching/bawling noise I've never heard before in my life. I knew in my gut it was the cat and kinda made peace with him dying that night. In the morning I went to the back door with his food and he wasn't there. Went around to the side of the house and saw him laying dead. No sign of any trauma or injury so I'm wondering how the fukk he just died like that.
The week before I had bought some hay from Home Depot to insulate his house for the winter.

I didn't even bother naming him cause I knew he wouldn't have been around long.

He and I had a good year and a half run, which was much longer than I expected. I'd like to think I made his short and tough life a little bit easier.