I don't understand. Why do people like cats so much?

[Elle Seven]

My cat got on some stupid shyt the other day, I went to pet it and it turned around like and hissed at me so I wacked it over the head one time, this mufuga hisses again and looks at me before running off

Later on in the day Im taking a nap, I wake up and this bytch looking at me

I said

Me: ay Whiskers... We good bruh?

Cat: meow

Me: you hit me first

Cat: meow

Me: aight bruh lets just squash it. belly rub?

Cat: meow

Me: ok how bout some food

Cat: meow

 

[Blackrogue]

I've had multiple cats and they've all had different temperaments and quirks. And you just have to know it's personality. Same way a dog has one. You just get to know it.

Cats are independent in a way but not really. You're like their parent but you also kinda let it do it's thing. Let it roam and shyt. I've had a cat that won't jump on the handle to open doors within the house, others that would clean my hair with their tongue, ring bells, sit on top of the TV for no reason, watch YouTube videos ( I'd show it videos of birds and it'd be just riveted-or show it videos of the ocean)

The main thing is you like a parent to them. And you know it's nuances. I want to get a puppy next from my mom. She has five rotweiller/ Alsatian mix puppies and got at least ten adult dogs which are either rottweiler or Alsatian. Low key cats are more attention seeking.

 

[surv2syn]

I have always owned dogs from the time I was 5 til I was 18. Once I left home, never had another pet for years until 4 years ago when I got 2 cats for my daughters. They are just cool to have around. Never heard about they bring you stuff because they think you are stupid only that they bring things to you as gifts. My male cat loved the outdoors and loved to hunt. He would take bedroom slippers and bring them all the way down stairs and put in the garage. He let you know when he needed something. He was a very loving cat that liked to play rough too. He got a blockage a couple of months ago on a day we happened to be gone out of town and when we got back the next day and took him to E.R. he was too far gone.

Animals are expensive to maintain if you are treating them well. Main reason why I havent gotten a 2nd cat to replace my female cat's brother. They are very clean and if you are unsure about eating or drinking something, give it to a cat. If a cat wont fukk with it, you better not either.

its like others said, cats are real, not phony. they dont go extra hard trying to be your friend.

 

[Cuban Pete]

fukk outta here. That cat was gangsta. I was looking out for him since he was a kitten. I knew he wasn't going to live long so every morning that I opened my back door to feed him and saw him I was happy. There would be times where he would be gone for days at a time but he would always come back. One day I saw the nikka rolled up out the bushes with two other cats that I've never seen before riding with him like he had a crew or some shyt.
That cat used to come back fukked up sometimes. I remember one time he came back and his eye was messed up. Another time he came back limping. Both times I nursed him back to health then he would just go off again.

The night before I found him dead I had gotten up to take a piss. It was about 1:30AM. I heard some screaming/screeching/bawling noise I've never heard before in my life. I knew in my gut it was the cat and kinda made peace with him dying that night. In the morning I went to the back door with his food and he wasn't there. Went around to the side of the house and saw him laying dead. No sign of any trauma or injury so I'm wondering how the fukk he just died like that.
The week before I had bought some hay from Home Depot to insulate his house for the winter.

I didn't even bother naming him cause I knew he wouldn't have been around long.

He and I had a good year and a half run, which was much longer than I expected. I'd like to think I made his short and tough life a little bit easier.

You real as fukk fool I commend you. Showing love to something you know in your heart of hearts aint gonna make it but its the principle of it. Didnt even pretend to be his master you just let the lil homie ride and rest easy at your place.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

I hated cats ever since I was a kid.My best friend at the time lived next door to us and his newborn baby brother got smothered to death by a cat.

The cat jumped in his crib and sat on his face....I sill remember the ambulance lights bouncing off the walls late night.Moms sobbing.


This chick I'm seeing(fukking) now has 2 cats.One's cool and acts like a dog.They other one's detached.A real diva.


If the kitty wasn't so good, I wouldn't put up with those cats.Especially not the diva feline.The other one's not so bad, but still

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

he’s not fat!!! he’s just really big and he has a lot of hair which makes him look bigger



Maine c00ns are HUGE. google it

Maine c00ns are loyal by cat standards,we used to have one in the jects that my nana(RIP) named Whiskers,and for some reason me&him really bonded,he could be accross the courtyard and i'd make the code sound and he'd come trotting accross just to greet me,didn't have to feed him or nathin,though we used to feed a few strays,so i'm sure that influenced his decision..he twas so chill&laidback whilst the female cats fought over everything..

then,he started getting older and slower and one morning i went outside and half of his face was ripped off,i twas crushed beyond beliefi just sat outside with him and rubbed him whilst waiting for the SPCA/Animal Control to come get him as he moaned in pain,he went out like a souljah though,wasn't overly whiny,just kinda quietly,kinda how eye envision my life ending..i don't know if it twas a racc00n,dog,or possum,definitely wasn't another cat unless it twas on steroids..

i miss my lil homey mayne..

 

[TheDarkCloud]

Something about a grown man with a cat bothers me.

 

[JackRoss]

Love cats buddy really was about to sic his dog on cat in the process of me saving the cat. Me and dude had a nasty stare down over that. He didnt pull it so fukk his bytch ass

 

[JackRoss]

Buddy looked angry for about 3 or 4 blocks like somebody shyt his pants.. I matched force with force.. Last time i seen that birch

 

[Miles Davis]

Cause they’re loners and awkward like most people on the net.

 

[Collateral]

Pets don't belong the house. IDGAF. I'm a fresh ass dude, I can't be having hair shedding all on my clothes, in my bed, all over the fukking house. Nah, i'm too much of a neat freak for that shyt. One of my ex girl I was seeing had a cat. I didn't like sitting down on her furniture because of all the fur shedding. We would have sex that shyt always tried to jump on me. An instant boner killer. I eventually got tight and told her if she don't keep that fukker in the hallway somewhere when i'm here then I won't be coming to her place anymore.

I remember one morning when I was in HS this stray cat was dead sitting on the hood of my car, staring at me like I just stood there staring back at it like until it finally decided to dip. That shyt fukked up my whole morning smh.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I don't like them they r evil n demonic

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

Cause they’re loners and awkward like most people on the net.

nah,they're regal as fukk,and just don't let any poser approach their throne..and they actually try and TEACH humanoids,that's why they leave mice&birds out for you,cause they think you can't hunt for shyt..

lil yap/toy dogs are more like the awkward loners,always yapping to get attention or think they're tough passively like when they bark at you as they run away..

 

[ALonelyDad]

Because they are cute, I love when my cat wakes me up every morning wanting me to pet her. And being dependent is a huge part..who wants a pet who is bothering you most of the time, it would be like having a child for 20 years. Cat's let you pet them for 5-20 mins, play time for 30 mins and then spend the rest of the day by themselves or next to you without bothering you.

Also they are great entertainment tbh, they do so much stupid shyt that all you can do is laugh. It's fun to watch

 

[ALonelyDad]

Most cats hate belly rubs. That's the most exposed part of their body so they get very defensive about it.

If a cat lets you rub it's belly it must trust you a lot.

My kitten enjoys it but sometimes she will bite because she thinks its a toy, never scratch though. You can tell when she is ready to bite because she tightens her paws so I just remove it pretty quick before she fails