I don't give many movies a 0/10 rating but Transformers The Last Knight is worse than a 0

[HipHopStan]

Is it really implied that the Transformers helped Frederick Douglass and Harriet Tubman free the slaves?

 

[IVS]

My buddy's son was watching this last night and I caught about 10-15 min

It was when they were recruiting a Suicide Squad for Megatron, and one of them was named Nitro Zeus

And the aspect ratio shyt was horrible. 6 quick cuts with 4 different ratios? How could anyone think that looked good? Literally laughed out loud when there was one ratio of a tumbleweed going across the street, then switched ratios for a close up of a guy's face

LMFAO! I thought it was the drugs I was on, I knew I wasnt tripping out.

 

[Won Won]

Is it really implied that the Transformers helped Frederick Douglass and Harriet Tubman free the slaves?

Haha yep. Tubman was a secret Transformer ally or some silly shyt

 

[HipHopStan]

Haha yep. Tubman was a secret Transformer ally or some silly shyt

Good lord.

 

[Beer Drinker]

Holy shyt it did
Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $245,439,076 22.2%
+ Foreign: $858,614,996 77.8%
= Worldwide: $1,104,054,072

That damn China pandering paid off in spades

 

[Won Won]

Good lord.

Harriet Tubman was a member of the Order of the Witwiccans, a group of humans who know of the presence of Transformers on Earth, who work to keep their secret, and who work to aid them in assisting humanity.

 

[hayesc0]

It's horrible and it's so long.

Pause

 

[IVS]

OMG! I watched some of this shyt on saturday. Stopped it a quarter thru cuz yeah...I had to ask myself wtf was I watching. Hell I walked in to my people watching it, and seen a man on a horse eating an apple, and was like: Oh y'all watching game of thrones...then 5 minutes later I see Transformer fighting in the crusades and shyt. Life WTF

They love promoting pedophilia. They had the 12-14 year old girl running with her shirt open in the beginning. Then later shes is sitting on the ground and they do another odd shot above her. Just some very weird shyt going on. But not surprising when you consider they had other underage girls in the other movies and were zooming in between their legs and all types of pedo shyt.

Then one scene a transformer gets shot and mark wahlburg rushes over and puts a cloth over the hole. Had me flummoxed. Then later him and the lil girl get into a transformers anatomy battle talking about the arteries of the robots and shyt. I dunno what was happening.

Felt like the camera was jumping to different places every 10 seconds.

The racist shyt continues. They got jive talking, gryating shuck and jiving robots still. They talked like the Chinese guys Bruce Leeroi met looking for the master.

By the time Megat'ron showed back up, and got his D'Cept-a-suicide squad, I had no clue what was going on in the movie. Optimus Prime ass is floating in space. He gets to Cybertron and gets seduced by a spacewitch that gives him fuschia contact lenses.

The movie was all over the place. And Mark Wahlburg is terrible as always.

 

[hayesc0]

Is it really implied that the Transformers helped Frederick Douglass and Harriet Tubman free the slaves?

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Haha yep. Tubman was a secret Transformer ally or some silly shyt

Is it really implied that the Transformers helped Frederick Douglass and Harriet Tubman free the slaves?

 

[David_TheMan]

That damn China pandering paid off in spades

The chinese numbers a funny in that the studio only gets 25% of the chinese gross, unlike 50% on avg everywhere else.
The only folks that get 50% was tom cruise and the joint chinese studio deals, but china ended that shyt so that is done.

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

I believe they sold the rights to this in China for a flat rate,like a $150 Million US.

 

[Grifter]

They turned a big cat into a transformer?


Harriet Tubman in a secret cac transformer group?

 

[Jax]

That damn China pandering paid off in spades

NeXT one gonna have Jackie Chan doing backflips.

 

[Ukbrotha]

I tried to watch this twice. And I havent managed to finish it. Barely got through 40 mins both times.

There wont be a third attempt.