How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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Keep the Honda, get Indian food for $25, and invest the rest of the money instead of throwing half of your car money down a toilet to impress trifling ladies. :smugfavre:
Breh can legitimately afford an A8.... plus he might just enjoy the car for what it is. He has the chick open living how he wants to live... whats the problem?
 

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Yall got a breh wondering about this Tinder business, is it the real deal? :lupe:
 

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A nikka was :eat:Off Tinder. Met this bad lil graphic designer and she don convinced me to delete that shyt :snoop:. Still got my main I been wit for 5 years tho so :yeshrug:. Hell I still got a cpl real life hoes on the squad. It ain hard to pull hoes on that online shyt. I want to cut my team down I just.. Just want all tha hoes :takedat:
:mjlol:This 'real life hoes' comment got me bugged out yo
 

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I have to go back and rep and dap everybody that's contributed to this thread.
A bruh is eating real good on okcupid right now. Been talking to this 30 yr old elementary school teacher.
And y'all were right she a freak. Thick big Ol booty and nice wide hips. Single life ain't rough no more:mjcry:
:salute:
 

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Had to delete my damn tinder account and make a new one.
fukking bug had me fukked up on not getting notifications on my iPhone from no one when I received a message.
Plus I think like those free liking apps might have caused it or fukked my shyt up
Now I gotta face all those bots again :mjcry:

edit: god damn just like some ugly bytch from work when i went on a small liking spree.
I pray to god she dont like back :mjcry:
cuz I swear to god ima unmatch with the quickness :wow:
 

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A girl matched me on tinder and when I wanted to get to texting she only gave me her facebook, which she had a fake name on, never wanted to meet up (some bullshyt about some certification test studying) and then randomly hollered at me one time trying to get some dudefriend of hers who was living in a car to crash on my couch :huhldup:

Never even met her face to face.

I wasn't dumb and thirsty enough to say yes to any of that and gave her a piece of my mind, but it made me think I must give off a real simp aura.:mjcry:

I cut her off from my wall and she defriended me later when she figured that out I guess.

Probably stealing my ID as we speak. :ld:

Don't do what I do on the tinder, basically.
 

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just signed up to okcupid yesterday but but black people struggle on okc

easy as pie
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For all the brehs that dont wanna deal with all the cac women on Tinder, Soul Swipe is the black alternative. Only beautiful black women :blessed:

Occasionally you'll find a random cac or hispanic chick like an onion ring in your fries but its real rare. Check it out.
 
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