How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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Cold Blooded said:
so here is a general question that we all probably need brushing up on...but yea i been in a relationship for a few years and now im rusty as hell

but when u just got the digits and yall texting...whats a good template to take the convo sexual...without scaring a broad off?
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Geoffrey_Chaucer said:
you cant just jump to sex like that

you have to play defense not offense
you have to go off the vibe she gives you


some females are after sex just like dudes but don't want to feel like a hoe so she wants to be finessed
others really are looking for a relationship but can be motivated to accept something less

YOU CANT USE TEMPLATES TO COMMUNICATE AFTER YOU GET HER TO REPLY ON THE SITE-

templates are only for introduction on the site

you have to cater communication to the specific woman


**also, if you looking to smash with the most ease- join Fling.com
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Actually you can use a template.

I don't ask for women for pics or take a pic for me randomly... I guess that's what a lot of dudes do these days so I'm finding women sending me unsolicited selfies a lot. I remember being in line at a store and a woman sent me some unsolicited selfies which got me horny, I replied back "I can't even lie, I'm in line at the store and these pics gave me a mad obvious boner"

Been using that line ever since when they send unsolicited pics and it works like a charm turning the conversation sexual. I'm guessing women find it funny and sexy that they could turn on a man in a awkward public setting.
 
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Getting pics and shyt has always been easy for me. Most of the time you don't even have to ask, they just send them...

All I do is talk to them like I do with a normal friend IRL. 99.9% of the time, they are the ones who get sexual. I'm not saying it like that either, it's just I don't make the first move online. I'd rather get nothing at all than to contribute to gassing up another broad.

I don't get on these sites anymore though. You gotta think (and this may be unfair but eh), most of those people are on there for a reason.
 
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4North1Side2 said:
Actually you can use a template.

I don't ask for women for pics or take a pic for me randomly... I guess that's what a lot of dudes do these days so I'm finding women sending me unsolicited selfies a lot. I remember being in line at a store and a woman sent me some unsolicited selfies which got me horny, I replied back "I can't even lie, I'm in line at the store and these pics gave me a mad obvious boner"

Been using that line ever since when they send unsolicited pics and it works like a charm turning the conversation sexual. I'm guessing women find it funny and sexy that they could turn on a man in a awkward public setting.
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Your right I've done this as well
 
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Any of you brehs use hotornot or tagged? Would you recommend someone sign up using their facebook profile?

I made a hotornot profile so I could see the type of women on there. Women were messaging me before I even finished my profile:whoo:..........and I had a picture of 40 glocc up brehs :dead:

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If 40 can eat, I must be able to get some off there :ehh:

EDOT: @Geoffrey_Chaucer @Reinscarf
 
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Find a ultra luxury car and take a pic in front of it, make it your profile pic. :dame:

You just won the first 3 quarters of the game without shooting a shot. :jawalrus:
 
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