How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[4North1Side2]

i'm late to the party brehs

okcupid or tinder...? which one y'all prefer, i hear from homies tinder get em that thang

Tinder definitely.

I didn't really have an good experience with OKC. OKC seemed full of self absorbed weird ass try way too hard to be different hippie white females. It seemed the majority of minority females there wanted to date white guys only.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

@BonitaChelz what is your thoughts on @4North1Side2 gettin in his feelings that some white chick wasnt feeling his corny tactics?

@BonitaChelz What about the fact that @4North1Side2 ate the girl out and didnt get any burn?

I read what happened . I think rejection is hard for most people and breh is not exempt. If he didn't eat the box and gave her virtually nothing, I think he wouldn't feel so bad about the fact that she threw him to the bushes

I really enjoy eating p*ssy with quite the passion so it really wasn't an complete loss for me. Many women in my life I wished they'd even look my direction.

What is an L is the fact that you weren't more picky in who you put your mouth on because she clearly didn't value the head game as much as you. not to say it's lame or anything because I don't know. But I don't think that that is something you should give out like candy regardless of how much you enjoy it. Meet a nice girl, get to know her, when she proves herself interested and wants you then unleash the tongue. .

You live and you learn breh

 

[Morose Polymath]

we need more trill women like the brehette @BonitaChelz dap + rep babe

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

we need more trill women like the brehette @BonitaChelz dap + rep babe

Thank you handsome! I agree

 

[Tunez]

At least he ate the box lol

 

[Youngdev]

I hate theses tall bytches, only looking for a nikka 6ft and up. I'm Tired of getting discriminated against

 

[MikelArteta]

These white women

I'll never revoke my coli militant card though

If you strong we strong

 

[Draje]

It's been slow, brehs.

 

[Tunez]

Im deleting POF no bite, fukk these bytches

 

[SubLyminalz]

I hate theses tall bytches, only looking for a nikka 6ft and up. I'm Tired of getting discriminated against

 

[Beerus]

what message template do you use?

i always used the

"Nice profile, always nice to see women interested in "insert some random crap she wrote on her page".

Will use that, but what about bytches who say they like cooking in their interests?
I was thinking of using: "Like to cook huh? So,what would you cook on a first dinner date though?"
Just opened a POF page(just to get at mamis and exceptions), but im keeping my shyt hidden from normal searches and what not, not need any bytches at my work to get at me like that one 2 years back

 

[Momentum]

I hate theses tall bytches, only looking for a nikka 6ft and up. I'm Tired of getting discriminated against

Lie and wear boots or lifts. Women can't properly judge height anyways, just put 6' if your anything near 5'9.

I'm 6' and put over 6' every time

 

[alphaomega]

Messing with this chick from Brooklyn I met on Tinder. She's cute, not a bombshell or anything. Been out together a few times. She's quiet, but I'm getting her out of her comfort zone. In her apartment for wine and dinner this week. It's a go.

Tinder has been good, though I deactivated it recently.

 

[Beerus]

COOPERATION is the key my friend.


I met up with a super thirsty nurse Saturday. She's been on me hard and I've been stalling. I don't usually meet new chicks on Saturday, but we met early at like 8pm at applebees. Two for 20$ meal We had good convo and she was sexy. Real slim 5'9 no much azz, but I can work with her. We got done eating at like 930. I didnt have anything else planned and she wanted to continue the night. I didnt know where to go but to the house. I mentioned a movie (netflix at the crib) She starting looking at movies at the theater. She was like, lets go to Bmore, I'll drive. I was like cool. I told her Ill park at her place (wolf move) She was like .......ooook... You have to park on the street. Once she saw that big A8L, she gave me her pass and parking spot We got to the Bmore harbor, walked around went into a super ratchet stripclub for a drink. I wanted a dance so bad, fine hood chicks in there. Right up my ally. She was nervous, so I dranked her and my Tanguray and OJ, headed to her crib. Of course I'm too drunk to drive (wolf move) She was like..... okkk.. you can sleep on the couch. I ask her for some bball shorts. She gave me some Dennis Rodman pistons tight shorts. Time for some free balling fun. We cuddled on the couch and then in her bed. She had on some thin tight sweat and a wifebeater. Looking sexy. I was fondling her all over, she was pretending to be sleep. I didn't press too hard, Ill get it easy next time. I must add, she has a very very nice place. It's over when she sees my Penthouse.


I love when a chick is real cooperative. No stress, no pressure. Said she wouldve cook if I didnt leave at 6am. She's from Chicago/Carolina. She's making a strong case for my summer squad.

Visualized all that shyt in my head

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

im on okcupid but mostly fat broads responding...my pof account keeps getting deleted...any reason why this would happen?