How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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@yo moms get in here..this is how you eat off dating profiles​

 

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I swear to god I'm about to ride my bike 6 miles to her crib right now

please tell me you mean motorcyle breh

 

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please tell me you mean motorcyle breh

Hell no..bicycle..that bytch looks young with that hello kitty phone..she prob still lives with her parents..I have my own place..at least that's worth something..I'm not even gonna go back online till tomorrow to check her age..she's prob 20

 

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I'm a try to make money off this girl..

@TheStripper this might be my first employee

 

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Hell no..bicycle..that bytch looks young with that hello kitty phone..she prob still lives with her parents..I have my own place..at least that's worth something..I'm not even gonna go back online till tomorrow to check her age..she's prob 20

 

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nikka you think u need a car to get p*ssy

 

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nikka gonna get the

 

[Malta]

And I got the pic

Breh, you're chatting with a dude or a fat chick right now

Demi Rose (DemiRoseMawby) on Twitter

The real chick lives in the UK.

 

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Breh, you're chatting with a dude or a fat chick right now

Demi Rose (DemiRoseMawby) on Twitter

The real chick lives in the UK.

fukkery incoming

you owe @Malta for saving you from the catfish.

 

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Breh, you're chatting with a dude or a fat chick right now

Demi Rose (DemiRoseMawby) on Twitter

The real chick lives in the UK.

Oh snap I thought I was game tight

 

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Let me check to see about the phone number I asked for a few hours ago

 

[L&HH]

Any chick that reciprocates sex talk on there after a couple messages is either a tranny, or catfish.

 

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Any chick that reciprocates sex talk on there after a couple messages is either a tranny, or catfish.

Naw my boy knows how to do that..he's fukked hella hoes off first response sex talks..

 

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I thought I had a bad ass lil freak for sec