How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[EnzoG]

now the girl is asking me(the girl who i made the thread about) did i enjoy my bday

 

[Tunez]

@Tunez about to eat brehs

Shoutout to Lloyd Banks

 

[Momentum]

Has anyone paid for A-List on OkCupid? Thinking about it

 

[Tunez]

Has anyone paid for A-List on OkCupid? Thinking about it

Nah check your email sometimes okcupid sends you an email showing who liked you

 

[4North1Side2]

pics? the chick I'm talking about hasn't been active since 22 hours so I'm thinking she hasn't read my last message.

I'll load the pic when I get a chance but y'all going have a well deserved laugh. Ok like I told y'all, this confused chick admitted she has anxiety, depression, and daddy issues right. I forgot to mention she said she was an virgin at EVERYTHING, never kissed a guy or nothing. She 20. So we text for a few weeks, nothing deep or serious because she young n goofy but she talked a good game of how bad she wanted me to fukk her n all that.

We talk on the phone one time but the convo was bleh, I was busy at the moment. We set up date and leading up to it she talking about how she want me to rough her up and just take the p*ssy. When we met, she was all smiles and we was talkative. A couple times it got quiet but I was eating and chalked it up as her being shy. 2 days before the date she told me she had an meeting at 4pm that day. We agreed to a date at 1:30pm (she was late), we finished eating at 2:45 pm. I actually managed to get her back to spot with very little time left for our date.

I put on some tv and watched it a bit with her for a few so she was comfortable then pulled her head toward me and we started some heavy make out. I'm grabbing her t*ts have them out quickly, sucking em kissing her all over, she panting hard biting her lip, I start finger popping her, hike her dress up and eat the fukk out her, she shaking n moaning. Then she mentions she gotta go to the meeting, I escalate again, she's into it and she really into it this time. Soon as I went to unbuckle my pants she says WAIT, I'm not ready.

We make out a lil bit more and I was like about how some head. She says, I'm really sorry, I'm not ready. I with hold my anger because she a virgin n just kiss her on the forehead n walk her out. I'm cupcaking with her holding hands and making out with her till she get in the taxi. She talking about "I had a lot of fun and we got to hang out again".

So later the day she text that "Today was a lot of firsts for me and I got to think everything thru, I need time right now alone" I'm like cool since she brand new to dating. A few days pass and she sends one bull shyt text but ignores my reply which all I said was wasup playa. Today I snapped chat her and she texts me later "I need to focus on school right now yada yada I wish you the best" more bullshyt because she was on Tinder right after our date.

I say cool you too. For some odd reason the confused chick texts me back after that so I took at as a sign she wanted me to chase her. I decided to play around with her saying "You treated me like some cheap whore and tossed me to the bushes" She got really defensive saying "Why are you saying that that!? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" blah blah blah. I was just straight and said "be brutally honest with me, I know you aint focused on school what didn't you like about me? You don't have to explain it to me, just say you weren't attracted or felt the chemistry if that's the. She takes hours to reply back to say "I wasn't attracted to you" fukkING HILARIOUS when the first thing she mentioned was how attractive I am in person.

Da fukk was the point of coming back to the spot then!!!??? I didn't reply to her, just deleted her from my contacts.

 

[Silver Surfer]

I'll load the pic when I get a chance but y'all going have a well deserved laugh. Ok like I told y'all, this confused chick admitted she has anxiety, depression, and daddy issues right. I forgot to mention she said she was an virgin at EVERYTHING, never kissed a guy or nothing. She 20. So we text for a few weeks, nothing deep or serious because she young n goofy but she talked a good game of how bad she wanted me to fukk her n all that.

We talk on the phone one time but the convo was bleh, I was busy at the moment. We set up date and leading up to it she talking about how she want me to rough her up and just take the p*ssy. When we met, she was all smiles and we was talkative. A couple times it got quiet but I was eating and chalked it up as her being shy. 2 days before the date she told me she had an meeting at 4pm that day. We agreed to a date at 1:30pm (she was late), we finished eating at 2:45 pm. I actually managed to get her back to spot with very little time left for our date.

I put on some tv and watched it a bit with her for a few so she was comfortable then pulled her head toward me and we started some heavy make out. I'm grabbing her t*ts have them out quickly, sucking em kissing her all over, she panting hard biting her lip, I start finger popping her, hike her dress up and eat the fukk out her, she shaking n moaning. Then she mentions she gotta go to the meeting, I escalate again, she's into it and she really into it this time. Soon as I went to unbuckle my pants she says WAIT, I'm not ready.

We make out a lil bit more and I was like about how some head. She says, I'm really sorry, I'm not ready. I with hold my anger because she a virgin n just kiss her on the forehead n walk her out. I'm cupcaking with her holding hands and making out with her till she get in the taxi. She talking about "I had a lot of fun and we got to hang out again".

So later the day she text that "Today was a lot of firsts for me and I got to think everything thru, I need time right now alone" I'm like cool since she brand new to dating. A few days pass and she sends one bull shyt text but ignores my reply which all I said was wasup playa. Today I snapped chat her and she texts me later "I need to focus on school right now yada yada I wish you the best" more bullshyt because she was on Tinder right after our date.

I say cool you too. For some odd reason the confused chick texts me back after that so I took at as a sign she wanted me to chase her. I decided to play around with her saying "You treated me like some cheap whore and tossed me to the bushes" She got really defensive saying "Why are you saying that that!? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" blah blah blah. I was just straight and said "be brutally honest with me, I know you aint focused on school what didn't you like about me? You don't have to explain it to me, just say you weren't attracted or felt the chemistry if that's the. She takes hours to reply back to say "I wasn't attracted to you" fukkING HILARIOUS when the first thing she mentioned was how attractive I am in person.

Da fukk was the point of coming back to the spot then!!!??? I didn't reply to her, just deleted her from my contacts.

so you saying you ate her out and she didnt return the favor or even let you fukk?

whats wrong with you?

 

[Fatboi1]

I'll load the pic when I get a chance but y'all going have a well deserved laugh. Ok like I told y'all, this confused chick admitted she has anxiety, depression, and daddy issues right. I forgot to mention she said she was an virgin at EVERYTHING, never kissed a guy or nothing. She 20. So we text for a few weeks, nothing deep or serious because she young n goofy but she talked a good game of how bad she wanted me to fukk her n all that.

We talk on the phone one time but the convo was bleh, I was busy at the moment. We set up date and leading up to it she talking about how she want me to rough her up and just take the p*ssy. When we met, she was all smiles and we was talkative. A couple times it got quiet but I was eating and chalked it up as her being shy. 2 days before the date she told me she had an meeting at 4pm that day. We agreed to a date at 1:30pm (she was late), we finished eating at 2:45 pm. I actually managed to get her back to spot with very little time left for our date.

I put on some tv and watched it a bit with her for a few so she was comfortable then pulled her head toward me and we started some heavy make out. I'm grabbing her t*ts have them out quickly, sucking em kissing her all over, she panting hard biting her lip, I start finger popping her, hike her dress up and eat the fukk out her, she shaking n moaning. Then she mentions she gotta go to the meeting, I escalate again, she's into it and she really into it this time. Soon as I went to unbuckle my pants she says WAIT, I'm not ready.

We make out a lil bit more and I was like about how some head. She says, I'm really sorry, I'm not ready. I with hold my anger because she a virgin n just kiss her on the forehead n walk her out. I'm cupcaking with her holding hands and making out with her till she get in the taxi. She talking about "I had a lot of fun and we got to hang out again".

So later the day she text that "Today was a lot of firsts for me and I got to think everything thru, I need time right now alone" I'm like cool since she brand new to dating. A few days pass and she sends one bull shyt text but ignores my reply which all I said was wasup playa. Today I snapped chat her and she texts me later "I need to focus on school right now yada yada I wish you the best" more bullshyt because she was on Tinder right after our date.

I say cool you too. For some odd reason the confused chick texts me back after that so I took at as a sign she wanted me to chase her. I decided to play around with her saying "You treated me like some cheap whore and tossed me to the bushes" She got really defensive saying "Why are you saying that that!? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" blah blah blah. I was just straight and said "be brutally honest with me, I know you aint focused on school what didn't you like about me? You don't have to explain it to me, just say you weren't attracted or felt the chemistry if that's the. She takes hours to reply back to say "I wasn't attracted to you" fukkING HILARIOUS when the first thing she mentioned was how attractive I am in person.

Da fukk was the point of coming back to the spot then!!!??? I didn't reply to her, just deleted her from my contacts.

that's women for you.

 

[TRFG]

I'll load the pic when I get a chance but y'all going have a well deserved laugh. Ok like I told y'all, this confused chick admitted she has anxiety, depression, and daddy issues right. I forgot to mention she said she was an virgin at EVERYTHING, never kissed a guy or nothing. She 20. So we text for a few weeks, nothing deep or serious because she young n goofy but she talked a good game of how bad she wanted me to fukk her n all that.

We talk on the phone one time but the convo was bleh, I was busy at the moment. We set up date and leading up to it she talking about how she want me to rough her up and just take the p*ssy. When we met, she was all smiles and we was talkative. A couple times it got quiet but I was eating and chalked it up as her being shy. 2 days before the date she told me she had an meeting at 4pm that day. We agreed to a date at 1:30pm (she was late), we finished eating at 2:45 pm. I actually managed to get her back to spot with very little time left for our date.

I put on some tv and watched it a bit with her for a few so she was comfortable then pulled her head toward me and we started some heavy make out. I'm grabbing her t*ts have them out quickly, sucking em kissing her all over, she panting hard biting her lip, I start finger popping her, hike her dress up and eat the fukk out her, she shaking n moaning. Then she mentions she gotta go to the meeting, I escalate again, she's into it and she really into it this time. Soon as I went to unbuckle my pants she says WAIT, I'm not ready.

We make out a lil bit more and I was like about how some head. She says, I'm really sorry, I'm not ready. I with hold my anger because she a virgin n just kiss her on the forehead n walk her out. I'm cupcaking with her holding hands and making out with her till she get in the taxi. She talking about "I had a lot of fun and we got to hang out again".

So later the day she text that "Today was a lot of firsts for me and I got to think everything thru, I need time right now alone" I'm like cool since she brand new to dating. A few days pass and she sends one bull shyt text but ignores my reply which all I said was wasup playa. Today I snapped chat her and she texts me later "I need to focus on school right now yada yada I wish you the best" more bullshyt because she was on Tinder right after our date.

I say cool you too. For some odd reason the confused chick texts me back after that so I took at as a sign she wanted me to chase her. I decided to play around with her saying "You treated me like some cheap whore and tossed me to the bushes" She got really defensive saying "Why are you saying that that!? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" blah blah blah. I was just straight and said "be brutally honest with me, I know you aint focused on school what didn't you like about me? You don't have to explain it to me, just say you weren't attracted or felt the chemistry if that's the. She takes hours to reply back to say "I wasn't attracted to you" fukkING HILARIOUS when the first thing she mentioned was how attractive I am in person.

Da fukk was the point of coming back to the spot then!!!??? I didn't reply to her, just deleted her from my contacts.

You know what to do

Spoiler

 

[Invisible Man]

I'll load the pic when I get a chance but y'all going have a well deserved laugh. Ok like I told y'all, this confused chick admitted she has anxiety, depression, and daddy issues right. I forgot to mention she said she was an virgin at EVERYTHING, never kissed a guy or nothing. She 20. So we text for a few weeks, nothing deep or serious because she young n goofy but she talked a good game of how bad she wanted me to fukk her n all that.

We talk on the phone one time but the convo was bleh, I was busy at the moment. We set up date and leading up to it she talking about how she want me to rough her up and just take the p*ssy. When we met, she was all smiles and we was talkative. A couple times it got quiet but I was eating and chalked it up as her being shy. 2 days before the date she told me she had an meeting at 4pm that day. We agreed to a date at 1:30pm (she was late), we finished eating at 2:45 pm. I actually managed to get her back to spot with very little time left for our date.

I put on some tv and watched it a bit with her for a few so she was comfortable then pulled her head toward me and we started some heavy make out. I'm grabbing her t*ts have them out quickly, sucking em kissing her all over, she panting hard biting her lip, I start finger popping her, hike her dress up and eat the fukk out her, she shaking n moaning. Then she mentions she gotta go to the meeting, I escalate again, she's into it and she really into it this time. Soon as I went to unbuckle my pants she says WAIT, I'm not ready.

We make out a lil bit more and I was like about how some head. She says, I'm really sorry, I'm not ready. I with hold my anger because she a virgin n just kiss her on the forehead n walk her out. I'm cupcaking with her holding hands and making out with her till she get in the taxi. She talking about "I had a lot of fun and we got to hang out again".

So later the day she text that "Today was a lot of firsts for me and I got to think everything thru, I need time right now alone" I'm like cool since she brand new to dating. A few days pass and she sends one bull shyt text but ignores my reply which all I said was wasup playa. Today I snapped chat her and she texts me later "I need to focus on school right now yada yada I wish you the best" more bullshyt because she was on Tinder right after our date.

I say cool you too. For some odd reason the confused chick texts me back after that so I took at as a sign she wanted me to chase her. I decided to play around with her saying "You treated me like some cheap whore and tossed me to the bushes" She got really defensive saying "Why are you saying that that!? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" blah blah blah. I was just straight and said "be brutally honest with me, I know you aint focused on school what didn't you like about me? You don't have to explain it to me, just say you weren't attracted or felt the chemistry if that's the. She takes hours to reply back to say "I wasn't attracted to you" fukkING HILARIOUS when the first thing she mentioned was how attractive I am in person.

Da fukk was the point of coming back to the spot then!!!??? I didn't reply to her, just deleted her from my contacts.

 

[MikelArteta]

low key i swiped a female today, then i get a message, i end up reading the profile thing and shes a gawt damn tranny


blocked that with quickness

 

[Dooby]

I'll load the pic when I get a chance but y'all going have a well deserved laugh. Ok like I told y'all, this confused chick admitted she has anxiety, depression, and daddy issues right. I forgot to mention she said she was an virgin at EVERYTHING, never kissed a guy or nothing. She 20. So we text for a few weeks, nothing deep or serious because she young n goofy but she talked a good game of how bad she wanted me to fukk her n all that.

We talk on the phone one time but the convo was bleh, I was busy at the moment. We set up date and leading up to it she talking about how she want me to rough her up and just take the p*ssy. When we met, she was all smiles and we was talkative. A couple times it got quiet but I was eating and chalked it up as her being shy. 2 days before the date she told me she had an meeting at 4pm that day. We agreed to a date at 1:30pm (she was late), we finished eating at 2:45 pm. I actually managed to get her back to spot with very little time left for our date.

I put on some tv and watched it a bit with her for a few so she was comfortable then pulled her head toward me and we started some heavy make out. I'm grabbing her t*ts have them out quickly, sucking em kissing her all over, she panting hard biting her lip, I start finger popping her, hike her dress up and eat the fukk out her, she shaking n moaning. Then she mentions she gotta go to the meeting, I escalate again, she's into it and she really into it this time. Soon as I went to unbuckle my pants she says WAIT, I'm not ready.

We make out a lil bit more and I was like about how some head. She says, I'm really sorry, I'm not ready. I with hold my anger because she a virgin n just kiss her on the forehead n walk her out. I'm cupcaking with her holding hands and making out with her till she get in the taxi. She talking about "I had a lot of fun and we got to hang out again".

So later the day she text that "Today was a lot of firsts for me and I got to think everything thru, I need time right now alone" I'm like cool since she brand new to dating. A few days pass and she sends one bull shyt text but ignores my reply which all I said was wasup playa. Today I snapped chat her and she texts me later "I need to focus on school right now yada yada I wish you the best" more bullshyt because she was on Tinder right after our date.

I say cool you too. For some odd reason the confused chick texts me back after that so I took at as a sign she wanted me to chase her. I decided to play around with her saying "You treated me like some cheap whore and tossed me to the bushes" She got really defensive saying "Why are you saying that that!? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" blah blah blah. I was just straight and said "be brutally honest with me, I know you aint focused on school what didn't you like about me? You don't have to explain it to me, just say you weren't attracted or felt the chemistry if that's the. She takes hours to reply back to say "I wasn't attracted to you" fukkING HILARIOUS when the first thing she mentioned was how attractive I am in person.

Da fukk was the point of coming back to the spot then!!!??? I didn't reply to her, just deleted her from my contacts.

Haha if this is real but I don't really have a hard time believing it tbh. Females are hard as fukk to respect when they pull horse shyt like this.

 

[TRUEST]

I'll load the pic when I get a chance but y'all going have a well deserved laugh. Ok like I told y'all, this confused chick admitted she has anxiety, depression, and daddy issues right. I forgot to mention she said she was an virgin at EVERYTHING, never kissed a guy or nothing. She 20. So we text for a few weeks, nothing deep or serious because she young n goofy but she talked a good game of how bad she wanted me to fukk her n all that.

We talk on the phone one time but the convo was bleh, I was busy at the moment. We set up date and leading up to it she talking about how she want me to rough her up and just take the p*ssy. When we met, she was all smiles and we was talkative. A couple times it got quiet but I was eating and chalked it up as her being shy. 2 days before the date she told me she had an meeting at 4pm that day. We agreed to a date at 1:30pm (she was late), we finished eating at 2:45 pm. I actually managed to get her back to spot with very little time left for our date.

I put on some tv and watched it a bit with her for a few so she was comfortable then pulled her head toward me and we started some heavy make out. I'm grabbing her t*ts have them out quickly, sucking em kissing her all over, she panting hard biting her lip, I start finger popping her, hike her dress up and eat the fukk out her, she shaking n moaning. Then she mentions she gotta go to the meeting, I escalate again, she's into it and she really into it this time. Soon as I went to unbuckle my pants she says WAIT, I'm not ready.

We make out a lil bit more and I was like about how some head. She says, I'm really sorry, I'm not ready. I with hold my anger because she a virgin n just kiss her on the forehead n walk her out. I'm cupcaking with her holding hands and making out with her till she get in the taxi. She talking about "I had a lot of fun and we got to hang out again".

So later the day she text that "Today was a lot of firsts for me and I got to think everything thru, I need time right now alone" I'm like cool since she brand new to dating. A few days pass and she sends one bull shyt text but ignores my reply which all I said was wasup playa. Today I snapped chat her and she texts me later "I need to focus on school right now yada yada I wish you the best" more bullshyt because she was on Tinder right after our date.

I say cool you too. For some odd reason the confused chick texts me back after that so I took at as a sign she wanted me to chase her. I decided to play around with her saying "You treated me like some cheap whore and tossed me to the bushes" She got really defensive saying "Why are you saying that that!? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" blah blah blah. I was just straight and said "be brutally honest with me, I know you aint focused on school what didn't you like about me? You don't have to explain it to me, just say you weren't attracted or felt the chemistry if that's the. She takes hours to reply back to say "I wasn't attracted to you" fukkING HILARIOUS when the first thing she mentioned was how attractive I am in person.

Da fukk was the point of coming back to the spot then!!!??? I didn't reply to her, just deleted her from my contacts.

let this be a lesson man. first of all, she's lying. but i'm sure u already figured that deep down. she aint no virgin. and next time a girl is taking too long to respond to u, u goto delete her fast. i know girls pretty well. and they dont fucck around when they're really feeling u.

if she's "playing hard to get", its because she's ok with the prospect of losing u...and a chick like that, u dont need. when u toss her to the bushes, and she realizes u really could give two sh1ts about her, she'll fall in line. but u need to have boundaries for what u wont tolerate.

its funny how i got more women when i was a very easily irritated dude. if a chick breathe the wrong way i'd scream at her lol. now that im calmer, things are different.

 

[MikelArteta]

let this be a lesson man. first of all, she's lying. but i'm sure u already figured that deep down. she aint no virgin. and next time a girl is taking too long to respond to u, u goto delete her fast. i know girls pretty well. and they dont fucck around when they're really feeling u.

if she's "playing hard to get", its because she's ok with the prospect of losing u...and a chick like that, u dont need. when u toss her to the bushes, and she realizes u really could give two sh1ts about her, she'll fall in line. but u need to have boundaries for what u wont tolerate.

its funny how i got more women when i was a very easily irritated dude. if a chick breathe the wrong way i'd scream at her lol. now that im calmer, things are different.

thats my truest

 

[Invisible Man]

let this be a lesson man. first of all, she's lying. but i'm sure u already figured that deep down. she aint no virgin. and next time a girl is taking too long to respond to u, u goto delete her fast. i know girls pretty well. and they dont fucck around when they're really feeling u.

if she's "playing hard to get", its because she's ok with the prospect of losing u...and a chick like that, u dont need. when u toss her to the bushes, and she realizes u really could give two sh1ts about her, she'll fall in line. but u need to have boundaries for what u wont tolerate.

its funny how i got more women when i was a very easily irritated dude. if a chick breathe the wrong way i'd scream at her lol. now that im calmer, things are different.

 

[Vado]

I'll load the pic when I get a chance but y'all going have a well deserved laugh. Ok like I told y'all, this confused chick admitted she has anxiety, depression, and daddy issues right. I forgot to mention she said she was an virgin at EVERYTHING, never kissed a guy or nothing. She 20. So we text for a few weeks, nothing deep or serious because she young n goofy but she talked a good game of how bad she wanted me to fukk her n all that.

We talk on the phone one time but the convo was bleh, I was busy at the moment. We set up date and leading up to it she talking about how she want me to rough her up and just take the p*ssy. When we met, she was all smiles and we was talkative. A couple times it got quiet but I was eating and chalked it up as her being shy. 2 days before the date she told me she had an meeting at 4pm that day. We agreed to a date at 1:30pm (she was late), we finished eating at 2:45 pm. I actually managed to get her back to spot with very little time left for our date.

I put on some tv and watched it a bit with her for a few so she was comfortable then pulled her head toward me and we started some heavy make out. I'm grabbing her t*ts have them out quickly, sucking em kissing her all over, she panting hard biting her lip, I start finger popping her, hike her dress up and eat the fukk out her, she shaking n moaning. Then she mentions she gotta go to the meeting, I escalate again, she's into it and she really into it this time. Soon as I went to unbuckle my pants she says WAIT, I'm not ready.

We make out a lil bit more and I was like about how some head. She says, I'm really sorry, I'm not ready. I with hold my anger because she a virgin n just kiss her on the forehead n walk her out. I'm cupcaking with her holding hands and making out with her till she get in the taxi. She talking about "I had a lot of fun and we got to hang out again".

So later the day she text that "Today was a lot of firsts for me and I got to think everything thru, I need time right now alone" I'm like cool since she brand new to dating. A few days pass and she sends one bull shyt text but ignores my reply which all I said was wasup playa. Today I snapped chat her and she texts me later "I need to focus on school right now yada yada I wish you the best" more bullshyt because she was on Tinder right after our date.

I say cool you too. For some odd reason the confused chick texts me back after that so I took at as a sign she wanted me to chase her. I decided to play around with her saying "You treated me like some cheap whore and tossed me to the bushes" She got really defensive saying "Why are you saying that that!? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" blah blah blah. I was just straight and said "be brutally honest with me, I know you aint focused on school what didn't you like about me? You don't have to explain it to me, just say you weren't attracted or felt the chemistry if that's the. She takes hours to reply back to say "I wasn't attracted to you" fukkING HILARIOUS when the first thing she mentioned was how attractive I am in person.

Da fukk was the point of coming back to the spot then!!!??? I didn't reply to her, just deleted her from my contacts.

lol nikka maybe she aint find you attractive

you sound arrogant as fukk. its not all about looks

to be honest ive see videos of you talkin and shyt

you lowkey a conry ass type of nikka

just chalk that up and move forward

one thing i will say tho ........never let a woman see ya emotions