How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Draje]

on to the next one breh, women are like buses another one is coming in 2 minutes

I ain't at your level, @Emperor_ReinScarf. Chicks don't really bite at me like they doing you, Breh.

Yeah breh dont go out like my nikka @2meo

Wait...what happened with this?

 

[Rufus Dufus]

I wanna join Tinder, but don't have a facebook account.

How does the friend add group thing work?

 

[MikelArteta]

I wanna join Tinder, but don't have a facebook account.

How does the friend add group thing work?

create a facebook (i dont evne use my real name)

go to a friend group adder like
Facebook

add like 60 people (takes 5 min) (all my facebook freinds are like in saudi arabia and ish )

they will approve

load photos to your facebook that only you can see

download tinder app sign in voila

 

[61 Corpses]

I wanna join Tinder, but don't have a facebook account.

How does the friend add group thing work?

Thats my OG POF troll

 

[MikelArteta]

I ain't at your level, @Emperor_ReinScarf. Chicks don't really bite at me like they doing you, Breh.



Wait...what happened with this?

never sell yourself short breh.

you got this cute girl you can get another one

 

[4North1Side2]

So I met this cute ass chick off of Tinder, we flirt and she's attracted but she's still not letting me Fukk!

She already admitted that she'd be on the dikk if I had a bottle on deck but I feel like if I have to get her tipsy, I lose points. Plus, I ain't trying to get them charges if she don't like me.

Drop her, she's just using you.

This happened to my cousin a while back. He has an nice liquor bar in his house, chick would always dangle that p*ssy carrot in his face but she'd come to his house drink all his liquor or he'd take her out then be on some "I'm tired" or "I got to to get home to my baby" bullshyt.

 

[MikelArteta]

example my friends list

i dont know none of these herbs i just needed 50 to get tinder to work and i didnt have facebook before

i dont know any of these herbs but they did their job

 

[MikelArteta]

groups i used

 

[ThugLife]

So I met this cute ass chick off of Tinder, we flirt and she's attracted but she's still not letting me Fukk!

She already admitted that she'd be on the dikk if I had a bottle on deck but I feel like if I have to get her tipsy, I lose points. Plus, I ain't trying to get them charges if she don't like me.

Put a jumbo Oscar Myer weiner in your boxers and take a pic of the buldge n send it to her late at night, and you good fam.

 

[Draje]

never sell yourself short breh.

you got this cute girl you can get another one

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

I ain't at your level, @Emperor_ReinScarf. Chicks don't really bite at me like they doing you, Breh.



Wait...what happened with this?

I fukked my lesbian boss while drunk. Next day she started saying I'd raped her, then knowing that was BS dropped it, but cost me my job. Theres a lot more to it but it ended like this.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/fina...te-this-bytch-might-be-losing-her-job.200984/

 

[Draje]

Drop her, she's just using you.

This happened to my cousin a while back. He has an nice liquor bar in his house, chick would always dangle that p*ssy carrot in his face but she'd come to his house drink all his liquor or he'd take her out then be on some "I'm tired" or "I got to to get home to my baby" bullshyt.

I'm a lame but I ain't dumb. She hasn't been to my crib yet and she hasn't used me yet.

This is what I mean when I say a bottle would prolly make her give it up.

Put a jumbo Oscar Myer weiner in your boxers and take a pic of the buldge n send it to her late at night, and you good fam.

She saw it already. She says I look like I'd break her in two

 

[MikelArteta]

I'm a lame but I ain't dumb. She hasn't been to my crib yet and she hasn't used me yet.

This is what I mean when I say a bottle would prolly make her give it up.



She saw it already. She says I look like I'd break her in two

excuses, i bet you another nikka she met off tinder a few weeks ago already smashed.

Whenever women come up with excuses why they haven't given it up yet and they are not virgins and you want to smash then , you will just be strung along because they know what you want.


Slow down wait I don't know you yet, is the same girl who told the chris brown treyvathian looking nugga that she never felt this way before as she gave it up on the first night.

 

[ThugLife]

I'm a lame but I ain't dumb. She hasn't been to my crib yet and she hasn't used me yet.

This is what I mean when I say a bottle would prolly make her give it up.



She saw it already. She says I look like I'd break her in two

U guys sendin nudes to eachother yet she won't fukk? This girl is a weirdo

Maybe it's just cause I'm still a young bull, but I aint never seen no shyt like dis

 

[Draje]

excuses, i bet you another nikka she met off tinder a few weeks ago already smashed.

Whenever women come up with excuses why they haven't given it up yet and they are not virgins and you want to smash then , you will just be strung along because they know what you want.

You damn right. If a chick wants to fukk, she will fukk you right then.

U guys sendin nudes to eachother yet she won't fukk? This girl is a weirdo

Maybe it's just cause I'm still a young bull, but I aint never seen no shyt like dis

Damn shame because her body is pretty damn banging but she just moved here with her parents and has no damn car. I met her for coffee and I ain't taking her to my crib.