How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[MikelArteta]

i've just been gettin alot of matches since i got this app, im usually somewhat straightforward with this shyt if they not feelin it i just move on to the next chick. you gotta remember if you match with a girl then she already finds you attractive(ive seen chicks go through their tinders and they're mad particular with who they swipe right) and all you have to do is lay down some solid text game.

when i used tinder, i just swiped everything and then if i found em unattractive after i was matched id just blocked

 

[MikelArteta]

I agree, but the dude is married and clearly doesn't give a fukk.

That shyt cracks me up too, the dude going the hardest in here on multiple dating sites is the married guy.

get married brehs

 

[4North1Side2]

i been off social sites

i done smashed all the bad chicks off there

i only missed out on some cause they was friends or family members of the chicks that i did fukk

i actually started this wave way back on here

Spoiler

he aint even get the bad ones numbers much less smash em

you a professional best friend

EDIT: you know what....im outta retirement

Your speaking for yourself as the professional best friend. This is why you had to reach all the way to September to lie on your dikk for a couple e high fives. All of them chicks nexted you that's why your sitting on the sideline mad as fukk that a cornball with no game is winning.

I'm glad I could spark your hunger to get out there again, I love a challenge. Every chick you get at, post a screen shot of your results and link to her page. I'll get at whatever chick you get at and I post chicks that I get at where you can get the number.

Whoever gets the most numbers win.



Don't bytch out.

 

[Raiders]

I deleted my tinder, was talking to too many girls, fukking with school. I at least got a chick who want to learn how to suck dikk and wants to use my dikk to learn. A few other girls I still text, but I have over a hundred matches and I only got head since I started the app, bad numbers to me. I'm not good with words in text I think my personality shines more in person, and its still a lil weird for me talking to these chicks online...i wish you all the best, I'll probably be back if I get this scholarship to go to Spain, ima need to set up profiles out there so I can eat when I get there

 

[UpAndComing]

Typical first sentence for girls on online dating

"Hello. I'm a single mom of 7 beautiful kids".....

 

[Reality]

i am good w/ openers on tinder...my trick is to avoid commenting on the physical attractiveness since that's really a given since you matched. usually comment on a picture but never the first one and never about their body, how they look etc.

also, as far as profile, i've gotten much better matches having 0 "about me" and full pics (in terms of volume and quatity). i'm having trouble converting though...tried direct (opener, # ask) and tried convo...prob need to find a better middle ground but there. i honestly need to learn what some of you more ignorant, slick dudes kick in texts to these suburban white chicks (all there is in my area). i can handle this easy in person but the text game's not there yet admittedly.

 

[EnzoG]

i am good w/ openers on tinder...my trick is to avoid commenting on the physical attractiveness since that's really a given since you matched. usually comment on a picture but never the first one and never about their body, how they look etc.

also, as far as profile, i've gotten much better matches having 0 "about me" and full pics (in terms of volume and quatity). i'm having trouble converting though...tried direct (opener, # ask) and tried convo...prob need to find a better middle ground but there. i honestly need to learn what some of you more ignorant, slick dudes kick in texts to these suburban white chicks (all there is in my area). i can handle this easy in person but the text game's not there yet admittedly.

Anyone got an example of this

 

[Mass]

Tinder sucks in boston. NO bytches or NO love one or the other.

I was driving through new hampshire and i randomly got a match out there and i didnt realize tinder went off your CURRENT location i thought it was already set to boston ..

so after i got home i peeped the match and had a small convo with a bad white bytch then i realized what happened because i looked at her distance she was 50 minutes away

Either way now i know. If i want tinder love i gotta go to fukking new hampshire lol.

 

[A.V.]

off Tinder


Just a notch above POF hoes in terms of looks / ratchetness


So easy

 

[EnzoG]

off Tinder


Just a notch above POF hoes in terms of looks / ratchetness


So easy

how is it so easy i only got one match(started mine yesterday) and it turned out to be a spam bot

 

[iBrowse]

@Illuminatos time to add to the list:

:daT1000:

:darrell: or :dahat:

:daone:

:damby:

 

[A.V.]

I agree, but the dude is married and clearly doesn't give a fukk.

That shyt cracks me up too, the dude going the hardest in here on multiple dating sites is the married guy.

this nikka ain't shyt

how is it so easy i only got one match(started mine yesterday) and it turned out to be a spam bot

U jus ugly nikka, shyt aint gon work at all, kill yaself





This shyt aint for eybody, my g

 

[Vado]

Your speaking for yourself as the professional best friend. This is why you had to reach all the way to September to lie on your dikk for a couple e high fives. All of them chicks nexted you that's why your sitting on the sideline mad as fukk that a cornball with no game is winning.

I'm glad I could spark your hunger to get out there again, I love a challenge. Every chick you get at, post a screen shot of your results and link to her page. I'll get at whatever chick you get at and I post chicks that I get at where you can get the number.

Whoever gets the most numbers win.



Don't bytch out.

I fell back from pof and em sites cause I was seeing the same people.

shyt got old fast.

As soon as I finish up this roster I got I'm down. I'm already 9 deep. I already smashed 3 out of the 9. And I'm chilling with 1 today and 1 Friday.

I really do this lol. You a Carlton ass nikka tryna be like fresh prince

You drake ass nikka

"I just want a hood bytch that tell me I sing too much" ass nikka

 

[Art Barr]

Bumped, anybody gonna fill this mans request?

personally, I am not believing anything quality related from guys in this forum talembout dimes, in general.
as, there have been threads to quantify this so-called eating and no one really posted in it except for two to three people.
so, I take that I'm eating in the online game shyt as only truth from certain posters.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

This is a goddamn W!!!
nikka said all the most perfect corny shyt in the world.

These bytches dumb! I love it

not hating just stating the facts.
ol girl is white and he is married.
this is Chicago, it is so segregated any black guy could eat off white women, period.
next, dude is married and all females like to take something that is already taken.
I really can't if you know this game give to many props.
if, you know the factors to his success.
I am glad he is doing sumfin.
yet, and still what he is doing could cost him significantly in the end.


Art Barr