How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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fukk it... random pics of the last 5 girls I've been messing with. Steady rotation of the last 2 months. They're all good peoples. Not quite gf material but still cool to chill with.

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They built like boxes breh :camby:
 

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You guys really put your pics on your profiles:ohhh: I don't feel like doing it, I meet countless ppl thru my job everyday:ehh: and put my real pics, that could turn awkward later

when i was on okcupid a chick at my work messaged me, we ddn't know we worked with each other till after,, i see her sometimes still it is awkward :heh:
 

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fling is cool but

alot of ratchet and fat hoes
but you can find a freak on there



i just got on tinder about 2 weeks ago

that shyt is popping
but so far only white hoes hitting me up and it seems like there are hardly any black hoes in my area on it


do you live in a black area?

how much miles are you setting?
 

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I'd like to see some of the women y'all are pulling. I've dabbled in the online dating game for years and was never able to pull something up to my standards, but y'all in here saying y'all eating good so I needa know what's up. Pics of the bishes y'all pullin'? I personally can't go lower than a 7.

Dudes stay lying on they dikks for e high fives so don't put much stock into what people say online. Dudes consider women just entertaining they messages with replies as eating. I've spoken to about 15 or 20 different new chicks this week and I'm starving. As expected, the beautiful women are being courted by so many different men and have options galore so they wanted to be entertained, wined, dined, and romanticized. The less then visually appealing chicks are down to fukk but they get attached so quickly because you gave them the time of the day. I remember an Coli poster saying he immediately asks fat chicks if they suck dikk and if they don't like the program kick rocks, so I kind of took the same approach with this chick below. It worked, I haven't fukked her yet but I will soon. We phoned sexed last night and she rubbed an mean one out for me lol

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:wow: Please keep us updated

More than likely it won't go anywhere, our work schedules do not coincide with each others.
 

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Dudes stay lying on they dikks for e high fives so don't put much stock into what people say online. Dudes consider women just entertaining they messages with replies as eating. I've spoken to about 15 or 20 different new chicks this week and I'm starving. As expected, the beautiful women are being courted by so many different men and have options galore so they wanted to be entertained, wined, dined, and romanticized. The less then visually appealing chicks are down to fukk but they get attached so quickly because you gave them the time of the day. I remember an Coli poster saying he immediately asks fat chicks if they suck dikk and if they don't like the program kick rocks, so I kind of took the same approach with this chick below. It worked, I haven't fukked her yet but I will soon. We phoned sexed last night and she rubbed an mean one out for me lol

cdbv.png


ire1.png


y25r.png


a2sl.png


7t4g.png


cj6d.png


ykah.png


nvje.png


fd2i.png


k24a.png




More than likely it won't go anywhere, our work schedules do not coincide with each others.



nikka aint you married :wtf:
 

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when i was on okcupid a chick at my work messaged me, we ddn't know we worked with each other till after,, i see her sometimes still it is awkward :heh:
That's why I don't feel like doing it. The company I work for, got 12k employees just in my city (of 1.2 million) and I do presentations in different buildings every day, I will def get caught. Maybe I should wear a mask like LeBron:troll:
 
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