How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[EnzoG]

just signed up on tinder let's see how this goes

 

[Vado]

Hey Enzo I remember you asked what to say to these chicks, here's a couple conversations I had with chicks.

i dont know slime

you come off as a corny ass nikka

 

[DALLASMAVERICKS]

tinder is too easy
livin in a college town

 

[EnzoG]

tinder is too easy
livin in a college town

how so tell us

 

[El Cocodrilo]

I'm not on any dating sites but you hit the nail on the head with the Marilyn Monroe quotes. Them broads aint nothin' but trouble

What is it about those girls? I completely agree but does anyone have like an analysis of what it is that makes these hoes so crazy?

 

[DALLASMAVERICKS]

how so tell us

i've just been gettin alot of matches since i got this app, im usually somewhat straightforward with this shyt if they not feelin it i just move on to the next chick. you gotta remember if you match with a girl then she already finds you attractive(ive seen chicks go through their tinders and they're mad particular with who they swipe right) and all you have to do is lay down some solid text game.

 

[EnzoG]

i've just been gettin alot of matches since i got this app, im usually somewhat straightforward with this shyt if they not feelin it i just move on to the next chick. you gotta remember if you match with a girl then she already finds you attractive(ive seen chicks go through their tinders and they're mad particular with who they swipe right) and all you have to do is lay down some solid text game.

any success stories you got?

 

[4North1Side2]

Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't.

i dont know slime

you come off as a corny ass nikka

Now tell me why on earth would I give a single fukk of what you find corny?

 

[Vado]

Now tell me why on earth would I give a single fukk of what you find corny?

shyt is corny as fukk nikka

all you doing is sliding out the same wack jokes

all youve done is showed the begining stages of talking to women

i get bytches for real so i understand all the stages

once they realize how wack you are as a person you get curved

 

[Vado]

ya whole approach is on some goofball sitcom shyt

thats why nikkas like me take ya bytches lol

 

[Vado]

this is exactly what im talking about

shyt is fukkin corny

all you nikkas who following this kid are idiots

nikka must talk to little ass kids

 

[Malta]

this is exactly what im talking about

shyt is fukkin corny

all you nikkas who following this kid are idiots

nikka must talk to little ass kids

I agree, but the dude is married and clearly doesn't give a fukk.

That shyt cracks me up too, the dude going the hardest in here on multiple dating sites is the married guy.

 

[Vado]

i been off social sites

i done smashed all the bad chicks off there

i only missed out on some cause they was friends or family members of the chicks that i did fukk

i actually started this wave way back on here

Spoiler

he aint even get the bad ones numbers much less smash em

you a professional best friend

EDIT: you know what....im outta retirement

 

[Detroit Wave]

i been off social sites

i done smashed all the bad chicks off there

i only missed out on some cause they was friends or family members of the chicks that i did fukk

i actually started this wave way back on here

Spoiler

he aint even get the bad ones numbers much less smash em

you a professional best friend

EDIT: you know what....im outta retirement

this goes to show you nikkas that hoes think like us more than yall believe

 

[Jayson_bourn]

What is it about those girls? I completely agree but does anyone have like an analysis of what it is that makes these hoes so crazy?

My personal analysis.

The quotes are just the indicator. It pretty much says that just about every man in their life has written them off as a crazy bytch and the ones that haven't are the ones that "understand" them when really they're just able to put up with shyt that others will not. That says a whole lot about them. Instead of accepting that they've got some issues to work through they just place themselves above others.

A lot of the time these ladies have an alarming amount of "haters" and complaints about men along with an "interesting" (delusional) perspective of the world and their place in it.