How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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Not much of a poster, more of a lurker but I had to give props to this thread. Tinder has a brutha feasting like muhfuqa. What I wanted to ask the coli breathren is this. Getting numbers on Tinder is become a cakewalk but once i get the number should i call or continue to text them to maintian that mysterious aura about myself? Im starting to become overwhelmed by the convos im having via text and the phone numbers they are sending. I dont have the time nor the patience to be talking to all these females. Any light yall could shed on this would be greatly appreciated.

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most broads don't take you serious until you talk to them
so call asap when u get the #


most broads dont like to text and bullshyt either
 

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Im in the same boat. My texting game is much better than my mouthpiece but thats not to say I cant pop off. I'll prioritize the ones im feeling the most and give them a ring and see how it goes. I'll keep yall posted...
 

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It might sound like that, but she laughed after, and squeezed the rest of my cum on her breast, I got documented texts of her saying she would suck my dikk, plus she wants me to come over again to fukk next time. IM not good with words:manny:

I guess a more accurate thing would be to say I put my dikk on her lip and she started to suck

lol

you made it sound like you forced her
 

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Not much of a poster, more of a lurker but I had to give props to this thread. Tinder has a brutha feasting like muhfuqa. What I wanted to ask the coli breathren is this. Getting numbers on Tinder is become a cakewalk but once i get the number should i call or continue to text them to maintian that mysterious aura about myself? Im starting to become overwhelmed by the convos im having via text and the phone numbers they are sending. I dont have the time nor the patience to be talking to all these females. Any light yall could shed on this would be greatly appreciated.

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Im in the same boat. My texting game is much better than my mouthpiece but thats not to say I cant pop off. I'll prioritize the ones im feeling the most and give them a ring and see how it goes. I'll keep yall posted...


I was thinking about this before I even saw your posts. Dude if she's fly call them the first evening possible and meet up as soon as possible (within 4 days if possible) Momentum is on your side.

I've been in the online game for a long time. There a few possibilities I've notice.

If a chick wants to talk for weeks and really get to know you before u meet, she probably isn't as fly in person as in the pics.
She wasn't you to fall in love with her character over the phone. Don't waste your time dude. Nothing worse than spending hour on the phone with someone you don't want.

Some chicks maybe slightly feeling you, dependiing on the way you respond after you get the number will be the key. If the chick is fly, call her within 24hrs, but be on your way to a concert or dinner party.

Now chicks the are not on the level of what you're accustom to, text em, try to make them come to your house for the 1st meeting. Dont' get a sh:t. The key to the game is always be willing to lose em. If you're desperate for cooch it's going to be hard. Usually it's the average and below that want the 1st meeting to be a date and all types of special treatment. Hell no!
 

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Someone here hit it on the head. A lot of these chicks (especially the average and belows) are shooting for guys way better than guys they're accustom to. No the pretty chicks are looking for what their use to, but want better treatment. A lot of the average and below chicks just aint worth the trouble. They want the treatment that the pretty girls are getting. And it seems that the pretty chicks want what they deserve and are accustom too.

I guarantee you dudes shoot for the "easy" looking girls are catching a lot of hell. It's harder dealing with 4 average and belows than with pretty chicks. So waste much time on the average and below, a few emails, meetup asap (preferably at your house the 1st meeting). This sh:t can get overwhelming really fast.
 

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lol

you made it sound like you forced her

I know, when I re-read it it does sound like rape like a mother fukker, but she texted me the next day saying sorry she couldn't get more into it..and just so yall know im not a rapist, i hit her with this this morning
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I think I could be a lot farther, but I dont like lying.. I had to drop a few nice chicks because they wanted a relationship. I feel I shouldn't have to lie to a chick if she wants me she wants me :manny:
 

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I'd like to see some of the women y'all are pulling. I've dabbled in the online dating game for years and was never able to pull something up to my standards, but y'all in here saying y'all eating good so I needa know what's up. Pics of the bishes y'all pullin'? I personally can't go lower than a 7.
 

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I'd like to see some of the women y'all are pulling. I've dabbled in the online dating game for years and was never able to pull something up to my standards, but y'all in here saying y'all eating good so I needa know what's up. Pics of the bishes y'all pullin'? I personally can't go lower than a 7.
Bumped, anybody gonna fill this mans request? :mjpls:
 

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fukk it... random pics of the last 5 girls I've been messing with. Steady rotation of the last 2 months. They're all good peoples. Not quite gf material but still cool to chill with.

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I know, when I re-read it it does sound like rape like a mother fukker, but she texted me the next day saying sorry she couldn't get more into it..and just so yall know im not a rapist, i hit her with this this morning
vPSdd5C.jpg



I think I could be a lot farther, but I dont like lying.. I had to drop a few nice chicks because they wanted a relationship. I feel I shouldn't have to lie to a chick if she wants me she wants me :manny:

sounding like this
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outchea :russ:
 
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