How do you get rid of a crazy ex?

[supremeleader]

I have a stalker that has been reaching out to me for 10 years now...

I request a restraining order a couple years ago and the judge denied it.

 

[ItsPeople]

Let her down easy but it sounds too late.

Maybe just be cordial, give brief short answers and under no circumstances meet up with her.

 

[Jean Jacket]

Okay, and when she goes "Yeah nikka, I know. I gave it to you.", what are you going to say?

1. You might really want to get tested

2. Make up another STD like syphilis and tell her that it's affecting your mind and mood.
Making you violent or some shyt. Find out a trauma trigger and use that as a symptom.

3. Real shook...scared to death...act fruity yo.

4. Go see them people about a restraining order.

 

[Jean Jacket]

I have a stalker that has been reaching out to me for 10 years now...

I request a restraining order a couple years ago and the judge denied it.

Just tell me whyyy!!!!!

 

[Jean Jacket]

Let her down easy but it sounds too late.

Maybe just be cordial, give brief short answers and under no circumstances meet up with her.

Good advice.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

i know afew ways

 

[cap10slapahoe]

Date her opp

 

[DapMeUp!]

Imma pray for you my guy.

 

[JA_Carter]

OP, is this that same chica you made some threads about?

Sadly yes lol

 

[CrushedGroove]

Play her in a game of 1-on-1 basketball and absolutely destroy her. I mean like 360 windmill dunks, blindfolded backwards shots, shamgod crossovers, ball off the face type stuff.

Then tell her to work on her game and that you don't want to hear from her until she's beaten Mario Chalmers in a best of 3 series.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

kill bill

 

[TRUEST]

Tell her her puccy stinks. Girls don’t like to hear that

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Beat her

She gonna fall even deeper in lust.

 

[360dagod]

Blocking her is the problem...

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Yeah as others have said, you have to be straight up indignant about embarrassing her whenever she's around you. When she brings you food, knock that shyt out her hands onto the ground and tell her to clean it up while laughing.

When she comes over wearing some sexy shyt to try to entice you, laugh in her face and tell her it's pathetic that she thinks dressing up that old worn out p*ssy has any appeal to you and the women you're smashing now are much better looking and don't have [INSERT WHATEVER SHE IS INSECURE ABOUT HERE]. Then slam the door.

If you do eventually succumb and take her down one last time, drink a shyt load before you do it. Like 13 shots of some bottoms shelf shyt, then while stroking, vomit in her face and laugh (do this at her place, obviously).


Basically you have to make her feel like shyt and then laugh in her face about it.
It is what it is...