How do I bring the old thecoli.com back?

[LordDeathwatch]

Niiggas love to filter out the fact that "prime" Coli had open rapist, pedos, and doxxing on the day to day. MFs will change their tune when your company getting screencaps of your JBO/fukk cacs activities because an unemployed niigga stayed up past his bedtime.

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

People say they miss the thecoli during its prime, TLR fell off, etc., so I decided it's time for me to step in.
What needs to be done for the old to get the old vibe back?
Lettuce discuss

Open registration. Need some new blood. Tired of @Standing on business c00n threads

 

[twan83]

give h0lt a call....

Haven’t heard that name in a long time talk about blast from the past

Might as well go add tiny chat while we at it for after hours

 

[Brolic]

Niiggas love to filter out the fact that "prime" Coli had open rapist, pedos, and doxxing on the day to day. MFs will change their tune when your company getting screencaps of your JBO/fukk cacs activities because an unemployed niigga stayed up past his bedtime.

JBO is private though.

 

[feelosofer]

Actual joke threads
nikkas so serious on this site and always trying to have pissing contests of being a superior human being
nikka don’t nobody care about your education, job or status in life
And nobody gives a shyt about you being an online advocate and ally to other groups
Shut that dumb shyt up
nikkas who really been through some shyt or seen some shyt
Laugh about life because it’s the only way to get through it sometimes
Life is absurd as fukk
Not everybody walking around with sticks up their asses
Trying to be high and mighty
And nikkas definitely ain’t trying to hear that kumbaya shyt when black folks keep getting attack left, right and center
When they go low
I go to hell
Stop showing out for anonymous nikkas you may never meet in real life

This.

I used to laugh at threads on this site but now the posts are so angry and miserable.

The Locker Room especially used to be a fun escape from work and life now it's skewed so negative.

 

[Elim Garak]

You don't because no one can. The internet is the most accessible it's ever been. People are older and some of the newer members are of a whole different generation.

 

[Max Power]

Last time we opened up registration we ended up with homorless fakkits like @Roger king

Opening up registration will attract 2 kinds of people - Gen Z Kids and millenials that became fakkits over the past 10 years.

Both are the same - they are not funny, take everything to heart and have nothing interesting to say. They all post like they're on social media/reddit rather than an internet forum, there's a huge difference.

Look at people that say fakkit shyt like "unalive"

fukk em

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Also bring back Big Business

Big Business the GOAT

 

[Jazzy B.]

Remove moderation.


The coli at its peak wasn’t really moderated and was ran by posters which is why there was so much fukkery.

Remember #TnT?

That couldn’t happen in this version of the coli

 

[Mastamimd]

Easy. Eliminate social media

 

[Bigblackted4]

There aren't that many users left. Some great users either died or left the site for one reason or another. A lot of other users who made good content are older, have more responsibilities etc and don't make threads like that anymore.

Like I can't even remember the last exposal thread. And we used to have exposal threads damn near every week.

There are other sites or forums that does certain niches better like NSFW content, so less eyes on thecoli.

This is why we have to open it up. I feel like I was apart of the last new people even on the site.

 

[Mike809]

Deport all the illegal posters

 

[The BasedFather]

Need to stop banning all the funny posters. Bring back dudes like Dr. X or Reggie. They made TLR shake with fukkery.

Open up registration. Need new blood. Feels like we’re in a gated community and no new visitors.

Need more wimmens. Brehs keep scaring them off with the fakkitry

Fix the jankiness of the site. No reason I try to post a gif and it keeps going into a quote and I have to repeatedly delete and try again.

Add a few more moderators and not people on some iron fist shyt (not calling out any current moderators)

Advertise the other sections and get them poppin.

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

It's over, the ones who could make a difference are either banned, too old, or deceased.

Then no registration to let in new posters is the nail in the coffin...understand a lot of posters that were around during the glory days were still in their late teens and early 20's so the topics were more coming of age rather than regurgitated Shaderoom and X posts

 

[Captain Crunch]

Reddit took the lane that forums provided, you ain’t restoring that.