brehs, the shyt that went down last night/this morning was hilarious. i feel like i gotta go in depth wit this shyt so here goes;
the place was flooded with hoes
as it usually is but i was a man
to find Dez.
it was my boys birthday so we was in there getting wavy off henny and coke all night. but i started getting
cuz i didnt want Dez to not show up and be known for pulling a fast one cuz then i'd be
they announced Dez was in the building around 2am and i could see the private section he had. Now I''m like
. He was with a couple of his homies, and a bunch of bytches that actually were kinda
so im thinking i could just pay the bouncer guarding the private area to party with Dez and his group.
Bouncer hit me with the
and said "No male groupies." I was like
, didn't want any probs so I kept it moving.
Dez is legit tho, he came out of his section and went to the bar with his people. as he was coming down the stairs, i gave him a pound and told him i'm a diehard Cowboys fan but even bigger Dez fan and keep doing ya thang. I
you. He said "Good looking my boy."
I still wasn't satisfied tho brehs so i go back upstairs and my homies are mackin to these hoes from Flatbush. so i come up and my man tells me that they Cowboys fans and they came to see Dez and she wanted a picture. Right then I knew this was my way in
She was shy and didnt think Dez would want a picture with her because she had no confidence in herself. i talked up a good game and after putting my arms around her and instilling that confidence, she finally decided to go through with it. she wanted to get her sister first who was downstairs.
so we go up to Dez and she asks for a picture and he was super cool with it. but then some other bytch ass male nikka came in od quick and asked for a picture too and i was like
but i wanted to be
too.
But Dez was getting ready to leave so now I'm like
so before he dipped i told him i know he on the run he gotta prepare for the Gmen but i wanted quick pic. that bum ass bouncer was in the distance but Dez had the "let him rock" face on and we took the pic throwing up the X and after i asked him "I know you gonna get your money. Cowboy for life right?" and he said "no doubt." and dipped.
here's where shyt got crazy. Bytches thought I was Dez Bryant
and he was the "regular nikka".
these hoes had me taking pictures for damn near 15 min and the dude they were with begged me for one too and im like
but i took one with him
anyway.
at this point, the brooklyn hoes were getting tight because i was initially with them but i wanted to relish in that moment
so i made them wait
the one joint goes "Dez how long are you staying in NY" and i told her "Just for tonight"
She begged me to stay and was like "why can't you stay longer?" I told her "I gotta watch film to get ready to beast on the Giants next week
She understood at that point but she asked me to send her the photos that I had and she put her number in my phone
The L these people are gonna take when they post the pictures of me and them on Instagram with the description saying "Me and Dez Bryant at the 40/40 club" has me
right now. especially the dude that took the pic with me
i also ended up confusing the numbers. i didnt save the names so i couldnt figure out who was the brookyln joints and who was the ones i took pics with but i guessed right. she replied and was like "we look good together." I'm thinking in my head "Groupie ass bytches man..."