Heyy Ladies!!: Tell me your best/worst date ever!
- Thread starter Ooh Marty
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LMAO.
Best date, we went to this fancy assed place and had motherfukking alligator, which is probably normal to some of you southerners but I got to cross off a food from my "You have eaten some weird assed animals lady" list.
Plus I think it was my first reptile eaten.
Worst: I got hit by a car, He didn't show up to see me, but he showed up at my house drunk as fukk at like 1 am the next night, crawled into my bed and ranted about pokemon for an hour. "Squirtle was my dude man. Bur CHARMANDER?!OOOhhh shyt I fukked with him" Then he felt sick so he basically needed to be taken care of. So my ass was limping with a MAJOR sprain tryna get this dude some water and shyt and keep him from vomiting on my floor..
And he tossed and turned all night, keeping me up, and bumping into my ankle 20485438900873903843 times.. I swear to GOD I almost dumped him, and or murdered him with a pillow that night LOL. I was SO fukking mad.
threattonature
Veteran
Nah don't get twisted, I was laughing my ass off. The ONLY part I felt bad about was her having to walk a couple miles around midnight by herself in case something fukked up happened to her. But overall I still laugh about it.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
I'm bored, its 102 degrees and got the nerve to be raining in the Chi
I'll kick it off:
Best- This past March, a male friend took me out for ice cream and laser tagging
Best date ever! LOL
Worst- negro took me to the movies and slept thru the entire movie
(it was Saw 7!)
then had the nerve to get angry at me when I didnt invite him into my home once he dropped me off.
Why would a Dude take u out and even put in the effort to be platonic? Did u put out at least?
YaThreadFloppedB!
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who's the common denominator here, sweetheart?
YaThreadFloppedB!
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beenz
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Ive been to Fogo De Chao and that nikka trippin. That food is on the 1000. It shouldnt matter if you black, white, red, yellow, whatever that meat and the desert is. He was right about the side dishes tho, they could have used some mac n cheese, greens or something.
But y dis nikka keep A1 sauce in his whip tho
Not only is the food piff, so is the salad bar. And I have been up there with some hood cats before and they all LOVE that place. As or the meats, u can have them slice u off anything from rare to well done if u so choose.
YaThreadFloppedB!
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I like YaThreadFloppedB!'s dikk! 
JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
how can a nikka be this thirsty for some attention?
The THREAD SAYS LADIES and you nikkas still cant just stfu and let these chicks tell their stories.........
smh.......
u nikkas are the worst man
The THREAD SAYS LADIES and you nikkas still cant just stfu and let these chicks tell their stories.........
smh.......
u nikkas are the worst man
R.E.N. Spells Ren
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^^^
JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
Worst: My ex suggested I pick the place in an effort to do something "different". I chose Fogo de Chao. Since I knew he was paying and wasn't used to restaurants unless it was ihop or red lobster I warned him of the price and urged he check out the website before we go.
We pulled up to the spot and as we're waiting for them to seat us he says "This place looks like only uppity white folk eat here." When we sit down I ordered a bottle of wine, at my ex's request, and 2 waters. I know it was some type of red wine but this nikka adds sugar to his because it wasn't sweet enough
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They have the side/salad buffet, he decides he's gonna get pissed because there isn't any mac n cheese, mashed potatoes, french fries, green beans etc. Just a bunch of white folks food. At this point he's grumbling about how we at this CAC restaurant and they probably don't like nikkas.
The servers come around with the different types of meat, all the beef and lamp was cooked to medium rare or medium, he ain't fukking with it. All he wanted was the chicken which he said needed gravy. When I finally got him to try a piece of steak (it had to be super well done) he spit it out, went to the car, came back with a bottle of A1 because it didn't have any flavor.
I realized why I never took him on ANY of my culinary/restaurant adventures because of the way he acted.
Finally the bill came and he low key flips out bcuz its $160 and the food wasn't worth it. He paid and didn't tip but luckily i had cash on me so Ieft the waiter $25.
Bad date indeed
1. ure a c00n
2. u were in a relationship with this person. That speaks volumes on the type of duck bytch that you are
vidyagamer
Rookie
Well we didnt established that we were better off being friends until a month ago....we just never really connected on a deeper level.
But the date was great though.
YaThreadFloppedB!
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Nintendough
#Kliq
I'm bored, its 102 degrees and got the nerve to be raining in the Chi
I'll kick it off:
Best- This past March, a male friend took me out for ice cream and laser tagging
Best date ever! LOL
Worst- negro took me to the movies and slept thru the entire movie
(it was Saw 7!
then had the nerve to get angry at me when I didnt invite him into my home once he dropped me off.
I'm sure you didn't mind getting extra butter so you could have offered him a bowl of cereal.