Heyy Ladies!!: Tell me your best/worst date ever!

[Ooh Marty]

I'm sure you didn't mind getting extra butter so you could have offered him a bowl of cereal.

Ure the lamest nikka on here

Stop following me around

 

[yeahisaidit]

BEST: Smoking and watching the 2004 Election results as a Freshman in college with a Senior. Never really was able to find a person of the opposite sex to talk to about politics until him. Conversations about anything other than Music/Sports/Sex with men are a definite turn on...

WORST: This fool...

We both are military (Me, Air Force. Him, Navy) and from Tampa, FL. He invites me to hang out with him. We go to a Jamacian restaurant. Go see a few movies. Everything's cool. We agree to split a bottle of Henn and go back to his place to drink and chill before we hit a club.

We get to the apartment...
HIM: You want to watch a movie?
Me: Sure, why not.

This fool puts on a porno and starts to strip in the middle of the living room!

He physically wouldn't let me leave his apartment without "letting him smell that p*ssy he paid for"... I had to act as if I was with it to get out. I hit the electronic start on my SS, pulled his pants down to his shoes, grab my shyt and hauled ass.

nikka texted me the next day asking "So, when you gon' come back over?"

 

[Ezigbo Nwanyi]

Best: Never was really into having big parties for my b-day, ex surprised me with all my friends and rented out a karaoke lounge. Then had a romantic dinner at Carmine's. Funny thing I argued with him the whole way there, cause he told me we aint doing shyt for your birthday but going to the movies.

Worst: Met a dude who I thought was normal that ended up psychotic. Went for dinner and talking about past relationships, he mention he use to be married. I asked what happened he said she gave him suspicion that she was cheating so he maxed out her credit cards and choked her out when he saw her.
The ride home was full of silent prayers and let me make it home straight. nikka had them Stevie J eyes when he was telling me.

 

[Heafcliffe]

Worst: My ex suggested I pick the place in an effort to do something "different". I chose Fogo de Chao . Since I knew he was paying and wasn't used to restaurants unless it was ihop or red lobster I warned him of the price and urged he check out the website before we go.

We pulled up to the spot and as we're waiting for them to seat us he says "This place looks like only uppity white folk eat here ." When we sit down I ordered a bottle of wine, at my ex's request, and 2 waters. I know it was some type of red wine but this nikka adds sugar to his because it wasn't sweet enough .

They have the side/salad buffet, he decides he's gonna get pissed because there isn't any mac n cheese, mashed potatoes, french fries, green beans etc. Just a bunch of white folks food. At this point he's grumbling about how we at this CAC restaurant and they probably don't like nikkas.

The servers come around with the different types of meat, all the beef and lamp was cooked to medium rare or medium, he ain't fukking with it. All he wanted was the chicken which he said needed gravy. When I finally got him to try a piece of steak (it had to be super well done) he spit it out, went to the car, came back with a bottle of A1 because it didn't have any flavor.

I realized why I never took him on ANY of my culinary/restaurant adventures because of the way he acted.

Finally the bill came and he low key flips out bcuz its $160 and the food wasn't worth it. He paid and didn't tip but luckily i had cash on me so Ieft the waiter $25.

Bad date indeed

He had a hankering for some Boon's Farm, huh?

 

[Jesus]

Best:


I told his extra freaky ass no.. Dude, there is no way Im doing that...I was offended and turned off...Once I told him no, he was like, well whatever..I was like cool, Im out...Deleted his number once I got in my car..The only person getting their nipples sucked around here is me

Selfish bytch....