HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[darealvelle]

Why Goofy never got at Mickey for having a dog as a pet?

 

[stepbackj34spud]

just watched james bond skyfall. So you're telling me after he comes back from his lil vacay and the movie goes in detail to show u he's basically status. YEt He's still able to take out an elite killer in pitch dark, and shoot 5 nikkas with perfectly aimed shots in less than 3 secs, Where before in the testing phase he couldnt do 7 pullups and couldn't even shoot straight
- they were trying to hard to copy batman. Might as well gotten rid of that whole training thing.

the was was full of bull shyt. The dude did all this just to kill that one lady?what a fukking mess that movie was

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Gremlins....the rule said not to feed them after midnight.. but never stated when u could START feeding them. ..so logically the gremlins should have all starved to death...

in part 2 they question this logic... shyt was hilarious

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

any scene where a cop/cia agent/etc is going undercover to meet some evil kingpin. and they earn the trust by answering some dumbass basic question.

kingpin: i cannot trust you
spy: you can definitely trust me
kingpin: how do i know you won't betray me.. and my wife?
spy: you don't have a wife.
kingpin: here is your gun back. i trust you with my life. let me show you the inner workings of my criminal empire.

you forgot the best friend since childbirth convo


BFSCB: Boss he's a cop

Spy: No I'm Not

Boss: I trust him

BFSCB: But 20 people in jail all say he was the one who arrested him

Boss: I'll test him


*boss kills someone, spy does nothing*


Boss: See he's not only not a cop, but now more important than you and I'll tell him all the secrets I won't even tell you

 

[storyteller]

The QT movies take place on an alternate time line though...I mean, look at Inglorious Basterds.

 

[malbaker86]

Transformers 2 & 3, you got 8 Autobots at the most but you got Decepticons by the boat lode? I can see that sliding in part 2 but in part 3 it was raining transformers AND all them mofo's were Decepticons?

This grinded the HELL outta my gears bruh.

 

[Blankthawtz]

 

[Whitty Hutton]

Why in Aliens is Ripley loaded with ammo when face to face with the queen, and she unloads rounds of bullets and grenades into all them eggs and goon aliens, but not one shot to the queen herself?

 

[beanz]

Why Goofy never got at Mickey for having a dog as a pet?

 

[Canada Goose]

NICS LA - Kensi talking in deeks's earpiece while hes undercover and the women who's an criminal was getting up in his face in a flirtatious way... and yet this chick never heard Kensi speaking in the ear piece


Blue Bloods - A WHOLE BUNCH of cops is in the projects investigating the aftermath of an gang member's Baby Mama who committed suicide and yet goons throw an bottle at an detective and the head nikka comes out on some tip while NYPD was the deep in there, yet, most of the cops was like


If that was real life dude would have been shot up on some Sean bell tip

 

[Malik]

One Tree Hill - So....nobody in the studios thought it was a bit disgusting that Lucas' mom had children by two different brothers

Lucas, your father is your sister's uncle. [insert sister's name], your father is Lucas' uncle. Dan & Keith shared everything

 

[illwittdeez]

Menace II Society - Caine jacks dude in the drive-thru, the person taking the order hears the dude being jacked but doesn't hear Caine?

 

[SumBlackguyz]

every white house employee gets clapped, my nikka comes from the back without a single north korean turning around, ends up in front of them and starts passing out head shots n shyt

Movie is disrespectful to our national defense/homeland security

an AC-130 crashes into the white house, a militia of gooks storm the white house, and ZERO police, national guard, army, special forces, secret service show up until the sun had already went down?