HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[FlyGuy]

Congo....dude in the beginning had a hershey bar in his pocket...and that shyt ain't melt?

 

[Blankthawtz]

Olympus Has Fallen.. .whole movie.. .

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

Watching the Kick Ass 2 trailer and this 115 lbs white broad hit girl is doing the most goofy harmless looking kicks and punches in the training scene...her mainly using guns and weapons in the first allowed me to suspend my disbelief enough but don't make it look like she can square up with any grown nikka and not get tossed out a damn window

 

[tru_m.a.c]

ID4, how this nikka Will knockout an alien for hours with a single punch through a protective suit?

And why did the shields on their ships incinerate bullets and missles, but not a parachute?


Batman Rises mass brawl at the end, hundreds of cops taking on random thugs in the street, but none decide to just jump the dude responsible for the whole thing while he's standing in the middle of it all? Shoot this nikka in the head or bust his skull with a pipe while he's engaged with Batman? He's not hard to spot in the crowd

this for all huge battles

its like folks never saw/read about war up until WW2...there's a reason why there are fields of dead people in between the armies

if you have a gun stand the fukk away and just murk them dudes....create projectiles to send into their area....the fukk is there always one huge group of ppl running at another huge group of ppl

 

[Allah]

Olympus Has Fallen.. .whole movie.. .

every white house employee gets clapped, my nikka comes from the back without a single north korean turning around, ends up in front of them and starts passing out head shots n shyt

 

[Reid2Achieve]

Olympus Has Fallen.. .whole movie.. .

Movie is disrespectful to our national defense/homeland security

 

[illwittdeez]

Transformers 2 & 3, you got 8 Autobots at the most but you got Decepticons by the boat lode? I can see that sliding in part 2 but in part 3 it was raining transformers AND all them mofo's were Decepticons?

 

[DaylitoJames]

Looking like a couple extras from Beastie's Sabotage video that never made the final cut

 

[Phlipside]

watched the movie Sparkle(with Jordin Sparks)
with my girl last night, at the end when
sparkle sings her song she is playing a piano,
she gets up while singing, walks to the center
stage and the piano starts playing again but,
no one is playing the piano yall

 

[jwinfield]

The Fresh Prince,
Hilary got a job as a meteorologist
but here are the requirements for obtaining
a job as a "weather man"

Requirements to Become a Meteorologist

Hilary was a college drop out
with no formal education of any kind
she would have not gotten that job based
solely on Trevor liking her

Eh, there's a difference between weatherman/girl and meteorologist.

Meteorologist actually goes to school and knows about this stuff, does the research.

A weather person just communicates the weather.

Tom Skilling is a meteorologist.

Jillian Barberie was a weather girl.

 

[Real]

Bad Boys. How come after Mike returns from being injured, they just don't tell Julie that he's the real Mike Larry It's not like she is gonna run after finding out Marcus is his partner.

 

[jackswstd]

Edward Scissorhands- At the end of the movie when it's snowing where and how did he get those blocks of ice up to the crib? He had no phone to call for a delivery, and even if he did how the fukk did he dial?

 

[Blankthawtz]

Edward Scissorhands- At the end of the movie when it's snowing where and how did he get those blocks of ice up to the crib? He had no phone to call for a delivery, and even if he did how the fukk did he dial?

even worse.....my man has to pee and take shyts right?...
he looked clean but how?

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

just watched james bond skyfall. So you're telling me after he comes back from his lil vacay and the movie goes in detail to show u he's basically status. YEt He's still able to take out an elite killer in pitch dark, and shoot 5 nikkas with perfectly aimed shots in less than 3 secs, Where before in the testing phase he couldnt do 7 pullups and couldn't even shoot straight
- they were trying to hard to copy batman. Might as well gotten rid of that whole training thing.

 

[Spaceman Piff]

any scene where a cop/cia agent/etc is going undercover to meet some evil kingpin. and they earn the trust by answering some dumbass basic question.

kingpin: i cannot trust you
spy: you can definitely trust me
kingpin: how do i know you won't betray me.. and my wife?
spy: you don't have a wife.
kingpin: here is your gun back. i trust you with my life. let me show you the inner workings of my criminal empire.