HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*
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Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
On NCIS last night...
This female FBI agent tricked the bad guy into thinking she wanted a one stand with him (mind you the bad guy is like in his 60s where's the female was much younger) so she tricks him to come back to the apartment and she sits on the bed like
and dude went in the bathroom...
The plan was once he go in the bathroom was her and the SWAT team that was hiding in the building was
though the door and kill him, but guess what? The bathroom had a window 
After they finshed shooting dude escaped out the window and left a bomb which was counting down and the agents didn't even try to get out of the apartment
They just sat there and got blown up and killed.
If you plan to catch a criminal like that, why do it with a apartment that has a bathroom window? Also why not put agents in the back of the apartment building so if he got out the window they would still catch him?
This female FBI agent tricked the bad guy into thinking she wanted a one stand with him (mind you the bad guy is like in his 60s where's the female was much younger) so she tricks him to come back to the apartment and she sits on the bed like
and dude went in the bathroom...The plan was once he go in the bathroom was her and the SWAT team that was hiding in the building was
though the door and kill him, but guess what? The bathroom had a window After they finshed shooting dude escaped out the window and left a bomb which was counting down and the agents didn't even try to get out of the apartment
They just sat there and got blown up and killed.
If you plan to catch a criminal like that, why do it with a apartment that has a bathroom window? Also why not put agents in the back of the apartment building so if he got out the window they would still catch him?
Roberto Dinero
Dropped from #TnT
All the cops need to know to find ur apartment is ur name and they'll be knocking down ur door within a few hours.
On NCIS last night...
This female FBI agent tricked the bad guy into thinking she wanted a one stand with him (mind you the bad guy is like in his 60s where's the female was much younger) so she tricks him to come back to the apartment and she sits on the bed like
The plan was once he go in the bathroom was her and the SWAT team that was hiding in the building was
After they finshed shooting dude escaped out the window and left a bomb which was counting down and the agents didn't even try to get out of the apartment
They just sat there and got blown up and killed.
If you plan to catch a criminal like that, why do it with a apartment that has a bathroom window? Also why not put agents in the back of the apartment building so if he got out the window they would still catch him?
I caught this shyt too...... like they should've had ALL exits covered for that.And then at the end Gibbs just walked into dude's cabin like
and easily killed him with a knife. NCIS is my shyt tho.May have already been said but,
Transformers:
How do these nikkas have endless ammunition. Like they're literally firing off rounds with shells and never running out
Also, Optimus Prime said they learned english through the World Wide Web. But Megatron crashed in the Arctic wilderness and went into hibernation. And then he's finally revived decades later and his first words are "I am Megatron!" So he learned english in .000001 seconds and he knew everyone around him was english-speaking? And same thing when Sentinel Prime waking up and sounding like an englishman.
And why don't the Auto-Bots transform into things that can fly? These nikkas driving all over the fukking planet.
Transformers:
How do these nikkas have endless ammunition. Like they're literally firing off rounds with shells and never running out
Also, Optimus Prime said they learned english through the World Wide Web. But Megatron crashed in the Arctic wilderness and went into hibernation. And then he's finally revived decades later and his first words are "I am Megatron!" So he learned english in .000001 seconds and he knew everyone around him was english-speaking?
And same thing when Sentinel Prime waking up and sounding like an englishman.And why don't the Auto-Bots transform into things that can fly? These nikkas driving all over the fukking planet.
Saysumthinfunnymike
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Man, Transformers could have its own thread. All 3 movies.
The Sixth Man....the public as well as the cameras recording the game don't pick up on the physically impossible maneuvers being made on the court by the players? ....oh its just an everyday occurrence where a basketball heading left does a 180 turn and floats into the basket huh. ..
In "The Wizard of Oz"......Dorothy was an a$$hole, a thief, and a double murderer........and everyone acted like they didn't notice! Quick run-down:
-She blew into town and crushed the Wicked Witch of the East to death with a fkking house
-After the witch was dead, she STOLE the magic slippers off her dead feet
- Then when the dead witches sister (Wicked Witch of the West) came looking for Dorothy for an explanation and to get her sisters shoes back, Dorothy formed a gang, stole her broomstick, and then laid her murder game down quite flat.......AGAIN!
The real life hatfield and mccoys played out almost the same way. A contract killer came in and started killing hatfields. They gave him money and treated him like any other person. When the hatfields organized an attack against the mccoys the contract killer was part of a posse to fight back. If you want a current example just look at the cops that kill and get put on leave then get back to collecting tax payer money.in Back to the Future, doc
said it was critical for a person to
NOT interact with their past self because
it would mess up the time space theory,
but in BTTF2 Biff befriends and coaches
his past self in order to prosper in his future,
but according to doc biffs head should have
exploded the minute his past self seen his future self
the professor said the space-time continuum not the time space theory and he clearly meant that you never know how changes to the past can effect the future which is why it's safer to have as little interaction as possible.
House Party....Play drives Kid home after the party then decides to ask him to come back to his house to chill and watch tv to avoid the beatdown from his pops.......nicca yall just came from ya crib...u could have suggested that before yall hopped in the car and left your house....
...nicca yall just came from ya crib...u could have suggested that before yall hopped in the car and left your house....
On NCIS last night...
This female FBI agent tricked the bad guy into thinking she wanted a one stand with him (mind you the bad guy is like in his 60s where's the female was much younger) so she tricks him to come back to the apartment and she sits on the bed like
The plan was once he go in the bathroom was her and the SWAT team that was hiding in the building was
After they finshed shooting dude escaped out the window and left a bomb which was counting down and the agents didn't even try to get out of the apartment
They just sat there and got blown up and killed.
If you plan to catch a criminal like that, why do it with a apartment that has a bathroom window? Also why not put agents in the back of the apartment building so if he got out the window they would still catch him?
That pissed me off, there was about 10 seconds to get the fukk out and they just looked at it.
Roberto Dinero
Dropped from #TnT
How come Tony Soprano never caught an STD or got another woman pregnant?
He used to f*ck other women all the time and a lot of them were whores/strippers. He woulda caught something eventually.
He used to f*ck other women all the time and a lot of them were whores/strippers. He woulda caught something eventually.
Samwell Tarly from Game of Thrones manages to stay fat despite being at the wall in the Night's Watch. While we're on that matter 
at any body being overweight at the Wall.
at any body being overweight at the Wall.
Francis White
i been away to long, my feeling died.
In transformers 3 , how did Sam get that girl, that was beyond stupid he could pull a super professional woman like that with no real job and yet he went to Harvard, he father was a drop out but yet has a large home, no job, plenty of time to travel in his RV and support Sam while he looking for work. Matter of fact in the second movie he was at a west coast college, dumbest movie ever.
WaveCapsByOscorp™
2021 Grammy Award Winner
in Back to the Future, doc
said it was critical for a person to
NOT interact with their past self because
it would mess up the time space theory,
but in BTTF2 Biff befriends and coaches
his past self in order to prosper in his future,
but according to doc biffs head should have
exploded the minute his past self seen his future self
yeah, i think about that one often. it's like, not only did biff meet his old self, this dude was giving him tips and correcting him, straight up sonning that motherfukker (sonning his old self) and ain't shyt happen except hill valley turned into a shyt hole...