HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[ghostwriterx]

This goes for all tv shows and media.

The fattest ugliest swagless losers always get some of the finest or really good look girls.

Worst offender has to be the big bang theory.

That one p*ssy boy with the faq haircut (can't think of his name too lazy to google) gets to pipe that fine ass indian chick. He's also had plenty of relationships throughout the series.

Just remembered George Constanza fukked Maris Tomay

No he didn't, but he did stay bangin some dimes.

Swagless people get @ss all the time in real life, especially somebody like Turtle who actually had game and was good friends with a HUGE movie star.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Die Hard 2: a commercial airplane crashes on the runway and kills everyone on board. There would be endless amount of paramedics, police, investigators, media etc during the entire night cleaning up the mess yet it doesnt seem to be as big a deal.

 

[Whitty Hutton]

Jurrasic Park- I know dinosaurs were big, but i dont think a T-Rex walking is gonna make the whole ground shake and sound like cannons firing

And then the T-Rex is running wild through San Fran for an hour and not one cop can shoot at this nikka?

 

[ghostwriterx]

Die Hard 2: a commercial airplane crashes on the runway and kills everyone on board. There would be endless amount of paramedics, police, investigators, media etc during the entire night cleaning up the mess yet it doesnt seem to be as big a deal.

The whole premise was shaky how the f*ck you hack into a computer and fool a pilot into thinking he's flying at a different altitude? He didn't look at his altimeter?


And what was the point of all of that anyway, William Sadler and James from Good Times had a crack team of marines, they could've just stormed the General's plane when it landed, hopped on board and kept it moving.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Sons of Anarchy(season one).....the FBI. .ATF. ...and police not on their payroll always have surveillance footage or pictures of the SOA doing everything but committing the murders they do in broad day public areas with nothing covering their faces....

 

[b. woods]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: When Charlie accidentally signs up Paddy's Pub for a dance marathon and puts the bar up as the prize, it was clear that the guys did not want Sweet Dee winning the contest and owning the bar, so why not get rid of her early on? Dennis had no problem eliminating other contestants by dropping them on the floor (the Waitress, engaged woman, etc.), so what could have stopped him (or Frank, Mac, or Charlie) from tripping Dee or knocking her to the floor in the beginning and causing her to be eliminated? Although she was eliminated in the end because her own scheme backfired, it would have saved them a lot of trouble if she were dispatched as soon as the contest started.

 

[the cac mamba]

The murder scene in A Bronx Tale. You're telling me you see that guy with a gun, but cannot manage to say a single word? Yes, it's crowded. But you can't yell? Scream? Say "oh my God!" No.

he did



how the fukk is sonny gonna put it together that c sees a kid bout to shoot him in the back of the head in a crowded bar in 1.5 seconds

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Constanza lived in New York City. Lets be serious.. there are thousands of 30-something year old broads in the city that are trying to settle down. It's not impossible that a guy like him gonna be banging bytches. Plus, he got an office job with the Yankees. He wasn't always a jobless loser.

 

[MidniteJay]

Constanza lived in New York City. Lets be serious.. there are thousands of 30-something year old broads in the city that are trying to settle down. It's not impossible that a guy like him gonna be banging bytches. Plus, he got an office job with the Yankees. He wasn't always a jobless loser.

Co-sign. I got a friend up in New York who's getting top tier p*ssy despite being a Cable TV contractor.

 

[Phlipside]

The A-team sitcom,

many of the Ateams enemies knew they had a
army/military background and are highly trained in weapons
but they somehow forget that information when they
lock them up in a room full of equiptment that they
could built dangerous weapons with

 

[jackswstd]

Zombies in every movie-How does a rotting corpse have super strength?

 

[Phlipside]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure,

in the begining they are inside the closed telephone booth
that is surrounded by electricity as they travel the space/time
continuum for their own safety, later on they are able to hang
outside of the booth and travel with all of their passengers
unharmed? they would all get electricuted, burned, and on landing
smashed into the ground from hanging outside of the booth

 

[Lakers Offseason]

Heres one:

In most porn movies, since when do pizza deliveries turn into 3 hour gangbamgs with beautiful women? SMH.

 

[Blankthawtz]

New Jack City....the Italians put a hit on nino at the wedding then just hang outside at a restaurant unprotected the next day? ....

 

[jackswstd]

New Jack City....the Italians put a hit on nino at the wedding then just hang outside at a restaurant unprotected the next day? ....

Why would the mob think Nino is a problem? You see how they treated him with the gift they gave him. They thought he was beneath them which is why they got killed.