HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[Blankthawtz]

this shyt made ZERO sense. Everyone just casually walking by as a flying gremlin is attacking

the breh he bumped into even gave him the stank eye like "whats your problem"

U have no idea how much this scene pissed me off as a kid...first off why is it only attacking him and why is everyone acting like they don't see that shyt trying to molest that man?....... "hey pal..
Watch where you're going!"

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

U have no idea how much this scene pissed me off as a kid...first off why is it only attacking him and why is everyone acting like they don't see that shyt trying to molest that man?....... "hey pal..
Watch where you're going!"

Well he had extensive history with gremlins it seemed they were instinctively attracted to dude And its New York City. They see crazy shyt all the time. It would be worse nowadays cuz people still wouldn't be helping they would just be filming it with their phone.

 

[DaylitoJames]

space jam 2


actually listen to your kid and be a dad

This could also be posted in the "Movies With fukkery Plots That All Started Due To a Mild Inconvenience" Thread

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Was watching Poltergeist and these scumbag parents send their 8yr old kid away in cab by himself. They don't even walk the little b*stard to the cab, they just say bye from the porch and have the nerve to tell the kid to call them.

I know it was the early 80s but I couldn't imagine just putting my kid in a cab with a stranger and waving bye like its no big deal

Late as fukk but my moms put me on the greyhound all by myself when i was 6(1988) to go across country and stay with my dad for the summer. Literally went from Cali to Maine in a bus by myself with drivers passing it along to other drivers that i was alone when transferring buses at stations. Took me 2 and a half days to get there. At the time, i didnt care and trusted the drivers cuz they were adults. When i look back, im thinking "how da hell did my moms even let that happen?"


I need to confront her on this

I flew London to Philly alone at that same age. Pre 2000 kids could do anything the fukk they wanted.

Coincidentally I caught part of an interview on NPR the other day and this Indian woman was talking about how her dad in India sent her to America to live with her mom in the 1980s. They could only afford the cheapest possible flight so her dad pinned an ID tag to the inside and outside of her jacket and she flew alone Delhi to Cairo, Cairo to Istanbul, Istanbul to Munich, Munich to London, London to New York.

She was 4 years old.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Zombies don't make it past a year. Something as simple as stress fractures would fukk em up long term. They don't rest they don't even sit down. They won't regenerate minor injuries so that will add up. They have no environmental awareness which means terrain would be racking up broken bodies like crazy in the wilderness
They'll be walking piles of maggots which will break their bodies down even more.
They will bump into shyt and it will add up.
They'll be weaker and more shambolic than Mr Burns. For runners it will be even quicker even if they catch more bodies.

to build upon this (for TWD)...there should be a finite amount for any given area...but there's been so many zombie pits on the show for that area it's like where the fukk are these zombies coming from?

yeah like you go to a random canyon or some abandoned building they are gathered by the hundreds
And to be honest a lot of em are food for wildlife
The stray ones will get picked off with the quickness.

You ever walked across a fukked-up old field with holes and rootballs and shyt where you damn near sprain an ankle on every third step?

Now imagine if the entire world was a trashed obstacle course....and your ligaments are degraded and weak as fukk...and you don't even look where you put your feet but just rush forward incessantly. You would trip and fall or twist an ankle multiple times before you even made it to the 1st-down marker.

fukk a year, within the first month every one of them would have snapped every tendon and ligament in their ankles and be reduced to crawling around and shyt.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Jurassic World's entire plot hinges on the hybrid-dino escaping its cage....cause they think it's already escaped and open the whole cage up, thereby allowing it to actually escape. This was the key to the movie and it made no sense at all.


* Your ONLY JOB is to keep the most dangerous animals in planetary history in their fukking cages. So you gonna rely on a wall to keep it inside with no backup 2nd barrier? No full on enclosure, no dome, not even a second set of walls, it just needs to bypass that wall and it gone?

* You have the most advanced thermal scanner in the world to tell you where the dino is hidden at all times, but you don't bother recording the output of that shyt so you can see where it went if something weird happens? Even a convenience store has tape of all its cameras but you ain't got no "view history" on that thing?

* You trust the thermal scanner so much that the moment you realize it's not getting a signal, you OPEN THE DOORS AND GO IN THE fukkING CAGE? You don't have a meeting and talk about that shyt for a few hours before barging in there? You don't even worry that maybe your scanner malfunctioned or the dino covered itself with dirt or some shyt, you just immediately put everyone's life at risk as a first-choice move?

* Worst of all, you have a tracker installed inside the dinosaur, which you DON'T EVEN CHECK before walking straight into the dinosaur cage?


No modern zoo would be that relaxed in even a lion cage and they were just being casual with a 50-foot carnivorous deathbeast.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

In every alien invasion movie ever the hyper-advanced aliens are dumb as fukk in regular practical matters and get outsmarted by simple-ass humans who otherwise would just be scrolling though social media all day.

I mean these aliens are so intelligent they invading distant solar systems while we can't even make it to the next planet over.....yet they are regularly outwitted by a civilization where half the adults won't even take a fukking vaccine.



Signs: "Hey, water is our kryptonite and we're about to invade a planet covered in it....maybe we should wear protective suits or some shyt instead of showing up literally naked?"

The Avengers: You put together a select force to invade Earth, led by a species for whom space travel is just an easy casual thing, but outside of having advanced weapons every one of your fighters enters battle with no strategy whatsoever and basically random animal instinct so pathetic they get shot down by a girl with a pistol and a guy with a bow?

Predator: Similar shyt, this is hyper-advanced alien warrior but outside of the advanced tech he seems to have strategic capacity somewhere halfway between an army grunt and a chimpanzee? How the fukk do these ultra-intelligent beings get outsmarted by humans EVERY TIME?

Independence Day: 1000 years in the future, network security heads will run an entire planetary invasion off a single computer system that doesn't have even basic antivirus protection...your off-world base lacks even a basic control system for identifying which ships are approaching the dock...your weapons targeting systems are less accurate than a newb playing Quake for the first time....and your flight skills are so basic that some crazy redneck crop duster can evade you and get all the way to the mothership.

 

[ghostwriterx]

Saving Private Ryan-why didn’t they just blow up the bridge at the end? If they failed to defend it the Germans would’ve gotten it regardless.

From what I remember they tried to, but got overrun before they could...

 

[ghostwriterx]

Late as fukk but my moms put me on the greyhound all by myself when i was 6(1988) to go across country and stay with my dad for the summer. Literally went from Cali to Maine in a bus by myself with drivers passing it along to other drivers that i was alone when transferring buses at stations. Took me 2 and a half days to get there. At the time, i didnt care and trusted the drivers cuz they were adults. When i look back, im thinking "how da hell did my moms even let that happen?"


I need to confront her on this

Your mom was wilding breh.

Did Greyhound drivers not have a union? Imagine going to work for a 10 drive across Texas and when you get there your boss is like, "oh yeah, you gotta keep tabs on this 6 year old while your driving."

 

[Bboystyle]

Your mom was wilding breh.

Did Greyhound drivers not have a union? Imagine going to work for a 10 drive across Texas and when you get there your boss is like, "oh yeah, you gotta keep tabs on this 6 year old while your driving."

again i have no clue. i was 6,it was the 80's, no one gave a shyt

 

[Deltron]

fresh out..

Spoiler: old

stupid kid just shoulda decoded his letter he hapened to remember he had and all this shyt would've been half avoided

Spoiler: snake eyes

shoulda just killed storm shadow in the beginning

 

[DaRealness]

Top Boy

What exactly was Haze doing for Sugar if he wasn't selling drugs for him?

 

[Blankthawtz]

Event Horizon......

at the beginning of the film there was zero gravity inside the ships....but when Lawrence Fishburn got hit by the explosion he hit the wall and dropped to the floor instead of floating away....

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The Departed.


The whole movie

 

[Blankthawtz]

Passenger 57....

The villain tells the surgeon not to give him anesthesia during facial reconstruction.... Saying he won't feel any pain...


That type of surgery most certainly needs for you to be unconscious...