HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[The axe murderer]

to build upon this (for TWD)...there should be a finite amount for any given area...but there's been so many zombie pits on the show for that area it's like where the fukk are these zombies coming from?

yeah like you go to a random canyon or some abandoned building they are gathered by the hundreds
And to be honest a lot of em are food for wildlife
The stray ones will get picked off with the quickness.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

So in Shawshank Redemption, when Captain Hadley finds out somebody died and he's about to get some money. Andy overhears and says to him "Do you trust your wife" Like nikka. who the fukk would start a convo off like that. Especially betting that he's going to listen to him in time to not be thrown from the roof. His whole planned hinged on Hadley listening to him long enough to not be murdered to unveil his bright idea.

 

[ghostwriterx]

So in Shawshank Redemption, when Captain Hadley finds out somebody died and he's about to get some money. Andy overhears and says to him "Do you trust your wife" Like nikka. who the fukk would start a convo off like that. Especially betting that he's going to listen to him in time to not be thrown from the roof. His whole planned hinged on Hadley listening to him long enough to not be murdered to unveil his bright idea.

He had nothing to lose at that point. He was getting raped on the daily, probably half wished Hadley would toss him off and put him out of his misery.

 

[Bboystyle]

Was watching Poltergeist and these scumbag parents send their 8yr old kid away in cab by himself. They don't even walk the little b*stard to the cab, they just say bye from the porch and have the nerve to tell the kid to call them.

I know it was the early 80s but I couldn't imagine just putting my kid in a cab with a stranger and waving bye like its no big deal

Late as fukk but my moms put me on the greyhound all by myself when i was 6(1988) to go across country and stay with my dad for the summer. Literally went from Cali to Maine in a bus by myself with drivers passing it along to other drivers that i was alone when transferring buses at stations. Took me 2 and a half days to get there. At the time, i didnt care and trusted the drivers cuz they were adults. When i look back, im thinking "how da hell did my moms even let that happen?"


I need to confront her on this

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Late as fukk but my moms put me on the greyhound all by myself when i was 6(1988) to go across country and stay with my dad for the summer. Literally went from Cali to Maine in a bus by myself with drivers passing it along to other drivers that i was alone when transferring buses at stations. Took me 2 and a half days to get there. At the time, i didnt care and trusted the drivers cuz they were adults. When i look back, im thinking "how da hell did my moms even let that happen?"


I need to confront her on this

Holy shyt bruh

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Late as fukk but my moms put me on the greyhound all by myself when i was 6(1988) to go across country and stay with my dad for the summer. Literally went from Cali to Maine in a bus by myself with drivers passing it along to other drivers that i was alone when transferring buses at stations. Took me 2 and a half days to get there. At the time, i didnt care and trusted the drivers cuz they were adults. When i look back, im thinking "how da hell did my moms even let that happen?"


I need to confront her on this

Yo, that's wild. I wouldn't take the bus 2 days away and I'm 38. shyt is the projects on wheels.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Late as fukk but my moms put me on the greyhound all by myself when i was 6(1988) to go across country and stay with my dad for the summer. Literally went from Cali to Maine in a bus by myself with drivers passing it along to other drivers that i was alone when transferring buses at stations. Took me 2 and a half days to get there. At the time, i didnt care and trusted the drivers cuz they were adults. When i look back, im thinking "how da hell did my moms even let that happen?"


I need to confront her on this

I flew London to Philly alone at that same age. Pre 2000 kids could do anything the fukk they wanted.

 

[Deltron]

space jam 2


actually listen to your kid and be a dad

 

[jackswstd]

Saving Private Ryan-why didn’t they just blow up the bridge at the end? If they failed to defend it the Germans would’ve gotten it regardless.

 

[En Sabah Nur]

Karate Kid II
This community didn't have access to a weather report, and just got totally blind-sided by a huge storm?

There's a huge typhoon that hits, and in a town full of men they send a little girl to climb a tower and ring the bell to alert the town...Daniel has to go out and save her from being killed


If that's the way they valued little girls and nobody saw a problem with that at all, I wouldn't surprised if that village also took part in human trafficking. That might have been the real reason Miyagi rolled out to America, and why Daniel decided to not go back for 30 years even with a fine Asian dancer ready to love him long time

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Watching Colbert last night...

And he brings up a very good point.


How come The Walking Deads alive folks don't just sail to an island and live there?




Closed off from the rest of zombieland, you can fish and that can be the food supply.

I mean from time to time, somebody dies and you're gonna get an outbreak but you gotta just pair folks up and watch folks closely to see if they about to croak.

And there you have it. It would fix so many issues.

 

[Bboystyle]

this shyt made ZERO sense. Everyone just casually walking by as a flying gremlin is attacking

the breh he bumped into even gave him the stank eye like "whats your problem"

 

[Deltron]

Watching Colbert last night...

And he brings up a very good point.


How come The Walking Deads alive folks don't just sail to an island and live there?




Closed off from the rest of zombieland, you can fish and that can be the food supply.

I mean from time to time, somebody dies and you're gonna get an outbreak but you gotta just pair folks up and watch folks closely to see if they about to croak.

And there you have it. It would fix so many issues.

cause it's less about zombies and more about other people

they have had island peeps (island of women) and they still got fukked cause of negan

 

[WesCrook]

The ending of Money Talks

Chris Tucker is on live TV running his mouth like "Come to the car wash on Monday. Everything is half price!" (Ticket Scalping)

Like, nikka.....isn't that what got you into all of this trouble in the first place? ......and doubles down on it in front of possibly millions of viewers?

 

[Another Man]

Tremors....

these underground worms are strong enough to burrow through rocks and boulders but can't survive a short fall off a cliff?...

Anything that powerful has to be dense as fukk, so gravity basically killed it