HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[Phantom]

This probably got covered but I just saw the John Wick movies last week
-So NYC has assassins masquerading as street bums, sushi chefs, street artists, etc
-All these bodies got dropped because some Russian gangster caught feelings due to Wick refusing to sell his car.
-Assassins are having gun/knife/fist fights out in the open and the public is going about their business like everything is normal
-The sushi chef assassins the High Table recruit, caught all kinds of bodies but literally slash the Bowery King only 7 times and allowing him to live
But good series overall

 

[Blankthawtz]

Chucky TV Series.....

If Chucky can place his spirit into anything at any given time why the fukk won't be just place it into one of these random people he keeps kidnapping?... Or the little kid that he befriended?... Wasn't that his original goal from the movie....

He keeps putting his spirit in ebay good guy dolls like that's his only option in 2021....

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Chucky TV Series.....

If Chucky can place his spirit into anything at any given time why the fukk won't be just place it into one of these random people he keeps kidnapping?... Or the little kid that he befriended?... Wasn't that his original goal from the movie....

He keeps putting his spirit in ebay good guy dolls like that's his only option in 2021....

He has to put his spirit into the first person he exposes himself to

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Martin Thanksgiving episode....Martin, Tommy and Cole tried to microwave a whole damn turkey

 

[Stir Fry]

Science shows a massive Marvel plot hole: Thanos couldn't have snapped with a glove

 

[Blankthawtz]

Squid Games.....


The guy in charge got in and out of rooms with facial recognition scans but he was wearing a mask the entire time....


The main character made frequent movements during the red light green light game but never got shot when he was supposed to stop moving....

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

The Santa Claus

They would have died of hypothermia flying all the way up there in an open sleigh over anywhere in December, especially Chicago.

I was cold just watching it.

And if that wasn’t absurd enough, they had the audacity to be in the NORTH POLE all outside and shyt!



What happens to Scott’s credit when he becomes Santa? Does Charlie get an inheritance when he dies? Does Scott get a pension from being Santa? Can Charlie be Santa when Scott retires? Would Charlie be the heir, or would the new baby Scott had with Mrs Claus be the heir since that kid was born in Santa-lock?

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Science shows a massive Marvel plot hole: Thanos couldn't have snapped with a glove

Science could disprove every single action scene in the history of film making if we on that scrip.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Pootie Tang

(got this from a youtube vid)

Pootie was getting sexually assaulted by women since he was 6, and his dad did nothing about it. But was quick to hit pootie with the belt for the smallest things

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Science shows a massive Marvel plot hole: Thanos couldn't have snapped with a glove

Thanos had the Infinity Gauntlet with all stones collected....science gets thrown out the window when you are in possession of a device that can wholesale control all aspects of existence

 

[Blankthawtz]

The Santa Claus

They would have died of hypothermia flying all the way up there in an open sleigh over anywhere in December, especially Chicago.

I was cold just watching it.

And if that wasn’t absurd enough, they had the audacity to be in the NORTH POLE all outside and shyt!

Think I mentioned it in here but I felt the same way when superman took Lois flying in the atmosphere..... Like do you not know how cold it is for her up there... Not to mention the wind factor....

 

[DaylitoJames]

Pootie Tang

(got this from a youtube vid)

Pootie was getting sexually assaulted by women since he was 6, and his dad did nothing about it. But was quick to hit pootie with the belt for the smallest things

You was watching Primm he's a Black All-Star

 

[Bud Bundy]

You was watching Primm he's a Black All-Star

I liked his review but he didn't get the joke that whole movie was just a movie clip.

 

[DaylitoJames]

I liked his review but he didn't get the joke that whole movie was just a movie clip.

It seems like Primm really didn't like the movie so about the time it got to that reveal he probably already mentally checked out and just waiting for the credits to roll. Myself who also didn't like Pootie Tang back when I originally watched it years ago I felt Primm's pain

 

[SupaVillain]

Pootie Tang

(got this from a youtube vid)

Pootie was getting sexually assaulted by women since he was 6, and his dad did nothing about it. But was quick to hit pootie with the belt for the smallest things

You been watching Primm breh