HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the end the trucker couldn't just cross up Leatherface and get back in? Had that MF running miles

 

[Phlipside]

Training Day

Alonzo was so crooked (robbed, killed) why keep riding in the same distinctive car everyone can recognize you in?
steal another car with tints so the Russians don't know where you are so easily

 

[DaRealness]

Cradle 2 The Grave

- DMX was about to get arrested but managed to escape by assaulting several cops and stealing a quad bike. Dude got chased and was even captured on live TV where they mentioned his name and everything with half of LAPD on the lookout for him. How then was he able to just go back to his home with the crew later that night and not get caught or even have any cops surrounding his house?!

 

[Devilinurear]

Volcano....

a human jumpin feet first into molten lava will disintegrate almost instantly...yet this subway worker not only jumped in the lava but managed to toss a 185 lb man off his shoulder to safety....

Naw lava is really dense. You would burn to death before you ever sink in.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Naw lava is really dense. You would burn to death before you ever sink in.

even worse...

dude should have burned up on the train before he even came close to the lava....

 

[Blankthawtz]

Cradle 2 The Grave

- DMX was about to get arrested but managed to escape by assaulting several cops and stealing a quad bike. Dude got chased and was even captured on live TV where they mentioned his name and everything with half of LAPD on the lookout for him. How then was he able to just go back to his home with the crew later that night and not get caught or even have any cops surrounding his house?!

sounds like the classic Baby Boy script....go about your business as if shyt is all good....

 

[mohoganyk]

I’ve been rewatching Charmed.
I Don’t even know where to start lol all their situations could have been prevented

 

[B...]

Forrest Gump-Life is like a box of chocolates? Muthafukker there's a paper in the box that tells you what's in each piece.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

Volcano....

a human jumpin feet first into molten lava will disintegrate almost instantly...yet this subway worker not only jumped in the lava but managed to toss a 185 lb man off his shoulder to safety....

Wait what

 

[Blankthawtz]

Wait what

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

First off that guy he was carrying might have been 220 pounds
- my man jumped into a pool of lava. And as he was melting away. Sunmoned up the strenght to throw a 200 pound man overhead, what looks like it was 5-7 feet
U might win this thread

 

[StarClout]

Not a TV show or movie, but a web series: Unforgivable

You mean to tell me that NOBODY called the police on this serial murderer/rapist/drug addict? What was so threatening about this dusty skinny ass nikka? Also dude was on his Russell Simmons shyt with these underage girls

 

[DaRealness]

Exit Wounds

Watching this now and the part where DMX and Anthony Anderson went to that car dealership and the way DMX just gave one of the salesman a bag filled with money and just drove off without any paperwork being done first and the guy not even counting what was in the bag.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Exit Wounds

Watching this now and the part where DMX and Anthony Anderson went to that car dealership and the way DMX just gave one of the salesman a bag filled with money and just drove off without any paperwork being done first and the guy not even counting what was in the bag.

This can kind of be explained, later in the movie they mentioned the dude was a dirty dealer.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Home Alone

A lot of issues could’ve easily been handled had the old man with the shovel just introduced himself to Kevin. Instead he just kept death staring him like a creep