Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

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Why not? 7 times first team all pro and 2 time second team all pro. Is it because he didn’t win a Super Bowl?
Too many linemen coming up (jason Peters trent lane) and Guards usually take a backseat to Tackles.
 

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A qb who has done squat in the playoffs aside from winning two wildcard games is so overly protective by this cult. It’s disgusting. 2-5 playoff record going on his 10th year in this league would have fans of any team ready to drive him out of town. But not the cult of Dak.
 

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Same people in here shytting on Dak are the same people who are like "when the cowboys going to pay Parsons 45 million a year to get his second sack in the playoffs. I know he couldn't do it in 3 games but 4th times is the charm. Hurry up Jerry time is running out :mjcry:"

Dark skin cracka can't set the edge on a running play but he running around here playing grab ass with sumo wrestlers in the off season. :camby:

Once we tell tank to kick rocks him and Diggs going to be the last of the losers holding this team back.
 

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Same people in here shytting on Dak are the same people who are like "when the cowboys going to pay Parsons 45 million a year to get his second sack in the playoffs. I know he couldn't do it in 3 games but 4th times is the charm. Hurry up Jerry time is running out :mjcry:"

Dark skin cracka can't set the edge on a running play but he running around here playing grab ass with sumo wrestlers in the off season. :camby:

Once we tell tank to kick rocks him and Diggs going to be the last of the losers holding this team back.
comparing Daks importance to Michahs is insane. Dak controls the offense. He is a perennial choker. He the 3rd best QB in the NFC east and that's because the Giants dont have one. Jaden has just as many playoff wins in one season. Hurts has a bowl and before that Nick fuhking Foles. comparing a premium edge rusher to a supposeeeeeeeeeeeed Franchise QB is low tier talking points
 

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comparing Daks importance to Michahs is insane. Dak controls the offense. He is a perennial choker. He the 3rd best QB in the NFC east and that's because the Giants dont have one. Jaden has just as many playoff wins in one season. Hurts has a bowl and before that Nick fuhking Foles. comparing a premium edge rusher to a supposeeeeeeeeeeeed Franchise QB is low tier talking points
Except Micah isn't a premium edge rusher. He gets almost all his stats against teams that are trash. That is why he has 1 sack in 3 playoffs games, because as soon as he plays an offensive line that isn't trash, you getting 0 sacks, 0 tackles for lost 0 forced fumbles 0's out of him across the board.

That would be like if in all of Dak's playoff games he had a grand total of 2 touchdowns.

And you are right it is insane. Every QB who isn't trash signs a bigger contract than the last one. So it should be no surprise that Dak got record money, because every decent QB before him got record money. But what nobody does is pay defensive player's north of 40 million dollars, which we are surely going to do with Micah. That is the stuff that destroys your team, when you do the thing that nobody does. Just like nobody had paid the amount of money we did for a running back, and as soon as we did Zeke got so bad his backup made the pro bowl because we had to give him the ball just that much to overcome Zeke trashness.

We about to make Micah the highest paid defensive player ever with him not even knowing how to set and edge and needing Dak to go get us damn near 40 points at home so we can scrape by the fukking Seahawks because they weren't a terrible team so there was no way on earth Micah could ever get close enough to Geno Smith until they literally brain farted and didn't block him.

The next out of the next 3 starting QB's who sign one of them is going to get more than Dak. It might just be Purdy. But when Micah signs that record setting contract it will be a record for awhile because nobody is stupid enough to pay a guy 40 million to rack up sacks against teams that don't win more than 6 games except for the Cowboys.

Washington is at least a competent team now. Watch this dude get maybe 1 sack against them in 8 quarters, where the last few years he dominated them cause they were trash.

Micah is going to make significantly more than Chris Jones and Joey Bosa, who both have more sacks in 1 quarter of a playoff game than Micah has in 3 playoff games.

Talking about low tier talking points but you mention Hurts winning a super bowl. This dude did exactly nothing all year but watch his top 5 defense dominate games and turn around and hand the ball off to Saquon. Do you know how bad our record would be if Dak couldn't throw for 3000 yards or 20 touchdowns in a season? We wouldn't win 8 games...cause you know...we didn't win 8 games.
 
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