Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[Kunty McPhuck]

What’s this “LoPan?”

Big Trouble in Little China.

There's pictures where Jerral looks really old. It's like that old Al Davis picture where he looks like death or Mumm Ra from Thundercats . There's a smiley on here I know someone has it in this thread of Jerral looking old and dusty as shyt.

LoPan cares for only Green eyes.

Jerral only cares for Green paper.

And both will phuck over their worlds to get it

Jerral Jones Snr = LoPan

And his goofy kids are the 3 Storms

 

[Bigwhite2498]

But but dak needs to just throw it if he’s worth 60 million he needs to throw in tight windows they say

 

[BlueHeffner]

We Dak stans because we don't join in on blaming every loss on 1 player?

I'm not the fan that puts all the blame on one player when football is the ultimate team game. It doesn't matter who we have at QB tbh. This culture is rotten to the core and there is no QB who can cure it.

Who in this thread blames Dak for every loss?


You got dudes like @Bigwhite2498 being this thread’s version of Napoleon, spamming this thread w pro-Dak propaganda and making it seem like its everybody else’s fault why this team is garbage.

Jerry told yall nikkas that if we pay Dak $60m, he gotta win with less and yall STILL celebrated resigning this untalented ass nikka

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Who in this thread blames Dak for every loss?


You got dudes like @Bigwhite2498 being this thread’s version of Napoleon, spamming this thread w pro-Dak propaganda and making it seem like its everybody else’s fault why this team is garbage.

Jerry told yall nikkas that if we pay Dak $60m, he gotta win with less and yall STILL celebrated resigning this untalented ass nikka

No you already admitted you a ceedee and Micah Stan I hate the whole team. I call dak out all the time when he fukks up. Y’all are delusional in thinking it’s all one person fault the whole team sucks. Micah been missing since halfway through last season

 

[VegetasHairline]

At least this defense created turnovers with Dan Quinn as the defensive coordinator.

 

[GreenGhxst]

My only solace this weekend is that the Saints lost

fukk them, I don't even care that the eagles won

 

[lightskin jermaine]

 

[dtownreppin214]

Big Trouble in Little China.

There's pictures where Jerral looks really old. It's like that old Al Davis picture where he looks like death or Mumm Ra from Thundercats . There's a smiley on here I know someone has it in this thread of Jerral looking old and dusty as shyt.

LoPan cares for only Green eyes.

Jerral only cares for Green paper.

And both will phuck over their worlds to get it

Jerral Jones Snr = LoPan

And his goofy kids are the 3 Storms

Low key the funniest nickname on here.

 

[Leasy]

Man do yall nikkas not like each other in that locker room... shyt is a mess

 

[darealvelle]

Man do yall nikkas not like each other in that locker room... shyt is a mess

Hell naw, all them dudes got their own separate brands and all they care about are their individual selves.

 

[dizzy4111]

This is so fukked

 

[darealvelle]

Dallas really does have the worst team in the division

 

[Slimkid07]

I feel like that Spongebob meme looking out the window at the rest of the NFC East thriving.
Jayden Daniels looks great

 

[duckbutta]

But but dak needs to just throw it if he’s worth 60 million he needs to throw in tight windows they say

Receivers haven't been good but a lot of that is on McCarthy basically running the same offense that got him fired in Green Bay.

Corners and safeties setting at the top of every route cause they like "I remember this play from 2017"

This also speaks to why some of Dak passes are inaccurate cause he is also trying to throw it somewhere that only the receiver can catch it and away from the corner or safety draped all over them.

The great news is that when is our coach next year we will have a top 5 defense but he will have Matt Patricia calling the plays so we'll have the 29th ranked offense after turns Dak into Mac Jones

 

[BlueHeffner]

This also speaks to why some of Dak passes are inaccurate cause he is also trying to throw it somewhere that only the receiver can catch it and away from the corner or safety draped all over them.

Mental Illness