Hear me out: Why does paper beat rock?

[TaxCollector13459]

Who in da hell is outchurr laying sheets of paper on rocks??

Like why?!?

I used to think “Paper covers Rock” meant somebody was wrapping an entire piece of paper around a rock -
like when want to intimidate somebody, you write a cryptic message on paper then wrap it around a rock
then chunk the rock message throughdue window. At least that kinda makes sense…but just laying paper on a rock?
I don’t understand.

 

[JLova]

Paper can wrap around rock

Rock can't breathe and die

The end

Rocks have mouths and noses now? Da fukk is a rock breathing for?

 

[JLova]

“Oh shyt I feel threatened, Lemme go grab some paper out my notebook for protection”. Paper isn’t doin shyt, brehs. Make it make sense!

 

[maxamusa]

OP just got high for the first time didn't u

 

[JLova]

OP just got high for the first time didn't u

Fair assumption but I haven’t smoked weed in over a decade. These are 100% sober thoughts. Remove paper from RPS.

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

Paper's so strong....yet can't even keep your finger clean when you wipe your ass. I'm supposed to believe this shyt can beat rock?

Pudding Fingers!!!

Spoiler

 

[fscballin]

It's because Dwayne Johnson sold his soul to Disney for the paper

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

It's because the game is centuries years old from some overseas civilization and rock is the only element remaining from the original so it doesn't make sense through the modern iteration.

Before it was Water, Wind, Earth (Rock). Wind can manipulate water, Rock can withstand wind. And water can disintegrate rock (through erosion).

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Rock fukked up a whole community

....and they used to cover it with paper.

 

[RhodyRum]

Yall saying that's the rules of the game, but the rules don't make no damn sense, that's all. If you had to fight a mad man who was carrying a rock. Would you elect to grab a piece of paper to defend yourself?

Scissors beats paper, rock beats scissors makes sense.

You're completely excluding the notion that rock can range from the mightiest boulder all the way to a tiny pebble.

A scissor can't cut a pebble, but you can sure engulf a pebble with a piece of loose leaf

 

[RhodyRum]

You geaux old school and measure dikks. Biggest dikk geaux first.

This is where having a @KnickstapeCity or @Tony D'Amato in your crew to do the dirty work is advantageous

 

[Boogie]

Smothering

How can rock breathe if its smothered

Did yall nikkas finish grade school or what

You need lungs to be smothered. Rock ain’t got no lungs unless you here carrying geodude in ya back packet

 

[JLova]

It's because the game is centuries years old from some overseas civilization and rock is the only element remaining from the original so it doesn't make sense through the modern iteration.

Before it was Water, Wind, Earth (Rock). Wind can manipulate water, Rock can withstand wind. And water can disintegrate rock (through erosion).

Ok then. Let’s modernize this shyt.

 

[RhodyRum]

Fair assumption but I haven’t smoked weed in over a decade. These are 100% sober thoughts. Remove paper from RPS.

And replace it with what? A smelting factory?

 

[RhodyRum]

In elementary school, some friends and I added 5 different hand signs, I forgot who beat what but at least two of them were Dog (it pees on the paper) and Astronaut (the rock flew thru his helmet )



Yeah I always thought the paper in question was card stock

Did y'all run out of hand signals?

And I don't even wanna know what peeing dog looked like