Hear me out: Why does paper beat rock?

[JLova]

What


I’m gone

 

[KBtheKey]

Them on the thick threads podcast play rock bomb scissors. The logic is that the scissors can cut the fuse or the line to the explosives, and obviously the bomb can blow the rock up

 

[analog]

But you can put a rock on top of paper....paper can't move. The game is stupid.

And paper can envelope rock once it's on top.

Rock would be trapped inside forcing it to smash against a hard surface to break free from paper... crumbling itself into dust.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

A piece of paper can get your whole everything un-anythanged. Ask any nikka in the system.

 

[419scam]

Because otherwise the game is pointless, pick rock you win like oddjob in goldeneye

 

[DPresidential]

Curious women might enjoy scissoring...

But, if a nikka's USDA pipe game is right; being rock hard will make her leave her lesbian exploration phase...


But, the problem is, no matter how good your pipe game is... When those child support papers get served; you are at the bottom of the totem pole.

But what's child support as a threat to a butch lesbian jawn that looks like a nikka but can eat p*ssy and scissor like she is a master in the arts?

And the cycle keeps going...

 

[NZA]

i vaguely remember a computer game animating the battle; the paper landed on top of rock and rock had no answer for it

 

[Oatmeal]

Bruh this NEVER made no sense to me. Paper ain’t chit!

They used to have a thing called a Paperweight. It’s only job was being a rock to hold down paper.

A paper towel is the strongest form of paper, and it can’t even stand up against fried chicken!

Me while the rest of y'all engage in this debate..

 

[MrLogic]

After thinking about this for way to long


Paper covers rock

to the point rock can't see what it's doing so it gives up.

 

[GreenGhxst]

Smothering

How can rock breathe if its smothered

Did yall nikkas finish grade school or what

 

[old pig]

thread got retarded in a hurry lol

 

[OnlyOneBoss]

Same reason why you need to be hard to ejaculated more often than not...

It's about balance

Breh

 

[Dont@Me]

Same reason why you need to be hard to ejaculated more often than not...

It's about balance

...i could have sworn back in the 80's rock used to beat paper, but then the 90's came around and something shifted.

Mandela effect i bet

You can if you THROW the rock. But the game is effectively based on force

The force of the rock breaks the scissors.
The force of the scissor blades cuts the paper.
And the force of the paper causes it to cover the rock.


How you gon throw a rock you can't find?
Ain't shyt in this room but a piece of paper.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Paper can wrap around rock

Rock can't breathe and die

The end

 

[old pig]

if I’m in the middle of a prison riot, I don’t want a sheet of paper…that’s all I know…granted I’d still be dead in a matter of minutes even if armed with a rock or pair of scissors