Having a son ain't been the curse I thought it'd be
- Thread starter Draje
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aqualung
I wear a crown of curls.
aaawwwwww!!! :')
"the Coli cares"
*plays the PSA chimes that sound when the celeb says "the more you know..."*
I am mad that nobody loved YOU enough to warn you about Durex and LifeStyles. Those condoms are for people who WANT TO CONCEIVE NEW LIFE.
Q. Why are there abortion clinics in the hood, but NO FERTILITY CLINICS IN THE HOOD?
A. Durex and LifeStyles condoms u_u
You unmarried men with baby sons have not been put on child support yet. THAT is why you walk around here with smiles on your faces. Wait for that court order. Wait to owe arrears for months during which you actually supported the baby. Wait for it....
Or file for child support now and end the worry about when the other shoe will drop.
The daddy-proof onesie is priceless. It has arrows for the head and the snaps. Adorbs!
beezy
Old Member
its a trip seeing the kid come out my daughter came out with a damn mohawk
word they come out lookin like alien coneheads
i know
i was like look at that head then saw the hair and was like looking like gel was in her hair
she came out dbz style ssj hair
beezy
Old Member
btw, i cant even relate to nyggas talkin bout sleepless nights and all that 
my son never woke me up at night; my girl knew damn well that was her job since mine was to rise and grind 
my son never woke me up at night; my girl knew damn well that was her job since mine was to rise and grind 
Twenty three. Way too young but ain't no point in complaining or crying now. I knew what I was risking.
If I see the CEO of LifeStyle condoms in the street, I'm smacking the skin off that nikka though
u wore a strap and still got caught up?
That's tragic
malbaker86
Gators
One piece of advice to you brehs, when youre there at the delivery and the doctor tells her to push, you aint helpin in no way by pushin and strainin like its you givin birth
awhahaha dudes really did this?
its a trip seeing the kid come out my daughter came out with a damn mohawk
beezy
Old Member
We're on the same boat breh, im 23 but its no biggy. our kids are gonna be grown by the time we're 40
we winnin!
beezy
Old Member
awhahaha dudes really did this?
My boy told ME that shyt before my son was born and im like
then i found myself holdin my breath and pushin there next to my girl, prolly turnin beet red
I save every receipt of every single that I buy my son, have every text she's sent me thanking me for providing for him, and I give her money orders every time I break off her money for the month.
Finance major, breh. She ain't catching me. Her moms would probably smack the taste out her mouth if she pulled that on me.
DeuceZ
Li pitit gason
to fathers who stay around to raise their seed(s)
who_better_than_me
Time to go!!
Got a 2 year old. Terrible 2's aint no joke. That nigguh got that unrelentless energy. Its like a lil jon and the eastside boys video. He hyped for everything. Fav tv show, food, BATHS(
), music( bred a fellow silver surfer like his pops). LOL sent his to my girl's ma for the weekend. She didnt last in to Saturday morning. She called us 3 am in the morning , beggin for mercy.
I just thinks it funny how it goes....
), music( bred a fellow silver surfer like his pops). LOL sent his to my girl's ma for the weekend. She didnt last in to Saturday morning. She called us 3 am in the morning , beggin for mercy.I just thinks it funny how it goes....
This shyt got me shook for real, I usually get the Lifestyles and Durex from my college clinic 
I don't want a kid for ATLEAST another 12/13 years