Have you ever taken a big girl home to meet the fam?

[HarlemsOwn]

Sometimes a nikka in that straight primal mode...then cuddle with her when she done swallowing. That pillow body.

and she likely gonna cook for you after

i went to this girl house like at 11pm....smashed till 12:30....i told her ill be back cause i was going down the street to get some food

she said she'll cook for me

 

[Astroslik]

my dad would slap the shyt out me

 

[Lana Kane]

eee we met our cousin's pawgin' wife, my lord is she fat? Like xl, my grandma and her daughter been cracking jokes all week about her.

The funny part is they had their reception at a buffet restaurant

 

[LebronsHairline]

The hell i look like fukkin a fat bytch

If i cant bag a pretty girl then i just need to try harder fukk that