Have you ever taken a big girl home to meet the fam?

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My moms is nice she hardly ever insults people and she even threw some lightweight shots.I was like :damn:

Its probably worse they they just bumped into you, rather then you formally introducing her :lolbron:

They probably thinking this the type of girls u like and think your ashamed.

If my sister ever bumped into me and a fat chick, say at the mall or whatever, id be on some :whoa: shes just my friend...even infront of the girl :lolbron: id rather disrespect the girl and not bust my nut for the night then have my sister think im fukkin that
 

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I only bring two types of chicks home:

1. Chicks I grew up with.
2. Chicks that if I knocked up, I wouldn't be ashamed of her being my baby mama.

So with that said, yeah I brought a big chick home once....

and she cooked like a mothafukka. :lolbron:
 

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If a man brings a big girl home to his family, especially a Black family, the women in that family would so approve of the girl. They will be on some "ooh son, I LIKE her!"

Bring a slender girl to the crib and she will be fukkin interrogated to no end with questions like "who yo folks is?", "what church you go to:birdman:?"
 

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If a man brings a big girl home to his family, especially a Black family, the women in that family would so approve of the girl. They will be on some "ooh son, I LIKE her!"

Bring a slender girl to the crib and she will be fukkin interrogated to no end with questions like "who to folks is?", "what church you go to:birdman:?"

so did your wife get the interrogation or the 3rd degree???? :ohhh:
 

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u know damn well u gonna introduce my "fat ass" to ur mother and sister right? :mjpls:

I picked out an engagement ring already too!

:comeon: you won't even send me a thigh pic.You know you're shook of meeting a 5'11 brown skinned chanky eyed gawd :ufdup:
 

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If a man brings a big girl home to his family, especially a Black family, the women in that family would so approve of the girl. They will be on some "ooh son, I LIKE her!"

Bring a slender girl to the crib and she will be fukkin interrogated to no end with questions like "who yo folks is?", "what church you go to:birdman:?"
Yo this shyt is true as fukk lol!!!!
 
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