Three types of white people
1) Pumpkin Spice type white people - i adopted a black bady on a mission to africa so I can't be racist types. They can't cook worth a damn and are always susceptible to food trends. They'll be vegetarian, then gluten free, then vegan, etc. food is terrible.
2) i got family back in Europe type white people, food is good af in some cases. they be the type that have actual culinary training because they wanna expand grandma receipes into a business. have their own 5 star italian bistro
3) My sister is also my third cousin type white people. They just copy black folks recipes but blander, the shyt that created themselves is hazardous so stay away, serve you up some bear meat . don't know what methods they took to make sure it's free from disease. might have had rabies
This is pretty spot on from my own experience
Type 3 can be tricky because I've had Type 3 put some spins on dishes that I know and have me like holy shyt you got any tupperware I can use to take some home
Like for example....there are white folks in BK legit trying to put their own little spin on something as simple as Ramen. Not no Ramen noodles, we talking real deal, broth from scratch Ramen.
And then you'll see them trying to do curry and it's like some "Imaginary Player" shyt on some "Where's all the spices and the flavor under that....that ain't real Curry Chicken what the fukk you done ta that?"
Be mad as fukk too talking some "Well this is my take on it"
Take your colonizing ass back to the kitchen you ain't gonna tell me what curry is and isn't supposed to taste like....have my grandparents haunting me from the grave and shyt
imitation of Black and Creole recipes.
