Breh. Biggest regret of my life.I cant even front. . . He got the drop on me.
By the time I got my bearings and stood up pissed off. . . He was already swag surfingdown the hallway with my Terrible Towel. So there I am standing at my desk. He is right in front of the elevator like
I am taking off my headset when he rubs my towel on his nuts then dips into the open elevator. . . Perfect timing like he was in Mission Impossible or some shyt.
The whole floor was quiet as hell. .. . Then I heard one snicker. . . tee hee.
Then the flood gates opened. Everyone was
The Cheerleaders came but his ass did not. They said he was at some other function. He did not want it with me.
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@ the 1st reply being a person who's fought a mascot... Ey you gotta post them pics Mills
at general mills story
but man, its got be awkward when you realize the mascot is a girl tho. i just know they gotta feel like an a$$hole.
At a minor league hockey game in Philly, the dumb ass mascot knocked my hat off and spilled my beer. I went after him and was thrown out by security.
This guy
I am going to obliterate that dude on Wed.
Email I just got at work.
..one adult walked up when i was making rounds around the place and turned my head completely around so i couldn't see talmbout "thats funny right?" 
..one day there was a little kid who after shaking his hand walked behind me and punted me in the balls...i saw stars..the only time i ever broke character by talking in the costume with several swear words which a couple other kids heard...so i got back at his ass..he tried to get a handshake and i grabbed him by the wrist and wrenched his arm..fukked up his shoulder..little b*stard was howling in pain while i was like 
..fukk that kid
Get em Brah!!!!
As I see it. . I am due for a W
