Good Lord 19 Guys Friend zoned to oblivion on Facebook

[MewTwo]

Easy.

Take slutty photos on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter and in no time they will come running at your feet. Trust me.

I don't think that's enough. She needs to bleach her skin, lose a tremendous amount of weight, and laser off those obnoxious tattoos she probably has. Once the low level simps come use them to get money for breasts and ass implants. Then you'll be able to attract rich white men and Saudi oil barons who are into BDSM.

 

[YouLoveMe]

I don't think that's enough. She needs to bleach her skin, lose a tremendous amount of weight, and laser off those obnoxious tattoos she probably has. Once the low level simps come use them to get money for breasts and ass implants. Then you'll be able to attract rich white men and Saudi oil barons who are into BDSM.

Jesus!!

 

[Lord Scion]

scust

 

[Grifter]

 

[Kings County]

"Charm thanks for buying this car for my gf. You're the best!" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Kings County]

:menlie:

 

[Mountain]

OOHHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD the boyfriends comment

No way this one is real

 

[Kilgore Trout]

shyt makes me mad. Ive been friend zoned in my younger days.

 

[Kemyran]

I refuse to believe that shyt with the car is real. The others... okay, I can buy that. But holy shyt!!

Only thing I can imagine with the car is that dude might not actually be trying to get at her and just has a stupid amount of money to blow and wanted to be nice just for the fukk of it?

My dad got a car from someone like that years back, so I guess it's possible?

 

[No_bammer_weed]

why do you cats try to normalize these insanely extreme examples of behavior? Feminist culture is teaching men to buy cars and jewelry for women friends? Is that what ya'll friends do for women they're just friends with? Do you guys even have friends in real life, and experiences outside of the internet?

 

[Trajan]

L M A O

This can't be life. This dude blew his life savings on a chick with a bf and got 'thanks' via facebook.


at the human chair.

 

[semtex]

"it looks like we're on a date"

 

[Malta]

I have never been friend zoned in my life, I can't even understand how these dudes let this happen to themselves.

 

[drugxglory]

You gotta be fukkin kiddin me

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

At least they don't share those girls. You have to get a turn to share.