I was with a friend of mine and we were at Magnolia bakery, i was getting some banana pudding to take home this girl was inline ahead of me, my friend tried to talk with her, asking her what she likes in there and trying to get her number, well when she orders her cupcakes and cake, this guy taps me and says watch this, he pays for her order.
i am looking at him why you do that for, he says she going to be impressed and give me her phone number
, well her order is like 50 bucks, so she says thank you to my friend, ask him to help with taking the order outside where her boyfriend is waiting in the car. The whole place starts cracking up. Another time i go this bar on the upper westside Amber , they have some very nice bar tenders there, well he starts to think one of them likes him, i said you sure? Well he thinks he got it made with her
on valentines day, i got there early since he was out buying her candy, she ask me where he is, mind you she does not even remember his name, she says he going to give me a gift like everyone else, well he gets there gives her the candy which she opens and gives to the people at the bar, he even gave her a 40:00 tip on a 23:00 order, i was disgusted and could never take him serious anymore.