Golden Tate confirmed in the sunken place

[Niqqa You Gay]

Yeah man, I spoke about this waaaaaaaaaay back when we had the podcast. My cuzzo is a professional trainer for MLB athletes (trained Mookie Betts among others), and back then he was working with a lot of high school baseball players who had raw potential but not enough exposure and technical training to get a D-I scholly. Golden Tate was, of course, an excpetion. He already had major interest from Tennessee and Notre Dame for football, but he wanted to play baseball in college as well (which, obviously, his football coaches were against). So my cousin would go by the crib, scoop him, and take him to baseball showcases as well as work with him on his swing, etc.

The one story I told on the podcast was how his mom tried to give my cousin the buns. Which was hilarious and dysfunctional enough. The other wild story my cuzzo told me was he took Golden to this major baseball showcase with all kinds of D-I scouts in attendance. My cuzzo is conversing with these much older white scouts, and he is already very careful about how he interacts with these dudes because the dynamic is wild: he's a young dude black cat from Brooklyn dealing with older southern white men and the shyt often got funky. So anyway, he's talking with these two scouts and Golden rolls up on the convo and the scouts recognize him because he's such a big time football recruit, so they congratulate him and wish him well at Notre Dame. One of the older white men is like "you must be pretty damned excited to get to campus." And my cuzzo said Golden replied "Hell yeah. I can fukk all the snowbunnies I want, and moms can't say nothing about it now." Cuzzo said his eyes got big as fukk and his face dropped, and the scouts were just staring in a mix of confusion and disbelief.

By the way, he absolutely did fukk Russell Wilson's ex-wife.

 

[ghostwriterx]

I got a couple other stories that are fouler, but those I don't feel comfortable putting outchea like that. My cuzzo has his own business now and is employed by a professional sports team, don't want to fukk with hustle.

Totally understand, I used work with the NBA and always get tempted to drop inside info, especially when arguing on here lol, but don't want to blow up anybody's spot over a damn message board.

 

[Black Noise]

this is like when a fat white woman starts getting blown out by brothers and decides to get corn rows with jamaican flag beads.

We'll see how great his America is when the Trump supporters start sending him death threats for saving that "pawg" from spinsterhood.

 

[bl2k8]

Totally understand, I used work with the NBA and always get tempted to drop inside info, especially when arguing on here lol, but don't want to blow up anybody's spot over a damn message board.

What did you do for the NBA breh?

 

[ghostwriterx]

What did you do for the NBA breh?

Managed technical development of the WNBA and D-league team and league websites.

 

[Brozay]

lmao this gif, wtf

 

[Cadillac]

I got a couple other stories that are fouler, but those I don't feel comfortable putting outchea like that. My cuzzo has his own business now and is employed by a professional sports team, don't want to fukk with hustle.

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[Uno]

Yeah man, I spoke about this waaaaaaaaaay back when we had the podcast. My cuzzo is a professional trainer for MLB athletes (trained Mookie Betts among others), and back then he was working with a lot of high school baseball players who had raw potential but not enough exposure and technical training to get a D-I scholly. Golden Tate was, of course, an excpetion. He already had major interest from Tennessee and Notre Dame for football, but he wanted to play baseball in college as well (which, obviously, his football coaches were against). So my cousin would go by the crib, scoop him, and take him to baseball showcases as well as work with him on his swing, etc.

The one story I told on the podcast was how his mom tried to give my cousin the buns. Which was hilarious and dysfunctional enough. The other wild story my cuzzo told me was he took Golden to this major baseball showcase with all kinds of D-I scouts in attendance. My cuzzo is conversing with these much older white scouts, and he is already very careful about how he interacts with these dudes because the dynamic is wild: he's a young dude black cat from Brooklyn dealing with older southern white men and the shyt often got funky. So anyway, he's talking with these two scouts and Golden rolls up on the convo and the scouts recognize him because he's such a big time football recruit, so they congratulate him and wish him well at Notre Dame. One of the older white men is like "you must be pretty damned excited to get to campus." And my cuzzo said Golden replied "Hell yeah. I can fukk all the snowbunnies I want, and moms can't say nothing about it now." Cuzzo said his eyes got big as fukk and his face dropped, and the scouts were just staring in a mix of confusion and disbelief.

By the way, he absolutely did fukk Russell Wilson's ex-wife.

I guess he has a type. People I know that went to ND admit that the female talent at ND is pretty bad.

 

[OneManGang]

By the way, he absolutely did fukk Russell Wilson's ex-wife.

You saying he bold faced lied to America and his teammates about that breh?

 

[Walt]

You saying he bold faced lied to America and his teammates about that breh?

I'm saying even when everyone knows a thing to be true in professional sports, it gets hushed up until it eventually fades away, unconfirmed, and eventually people recall it as a "rumor." This is certainly not the first time a player has piped a teammate's wife or girlfriend, and it damn sure won't be the last.

 

[OneManGang]

I'm saying even when everyone knows a thing to be true in professional sports, it gets hushed up until it eventually fades away, unconfirmed, and eventually people recall it as a "rumor." This is certainly not the first time a player has piped a teammate's wife or girlfriend, and it damn sure won't be the last.

That shyt is foul

I mean it happens all the time. John Terry the Gawd. So did Percy actually run him the fade then?

 

[South Paw]

had a spark when he started

 

[Rekkapryde]

You know I had too,

His mom is third from the left

 

[Da King]

Risked it all

 

[Rekkapryde]

Totally understand, I used work with the NBA and always get tempted to drop inside info, especially when arguing on here lol, but don't want to blow up anybody's spot over a damn message board.

I understand, Amin Elhassan is my boy from school and the shyt he did.

Can't even be ratchet with him on Twitter because he works for ESPN and now.