Golden Tate confirmed in the sunken place

[I AM WARHOL]

nikkas name sounds like some boujee ass dessert

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

If loving white womens is wrong, why would you want to be right?

I just met one, 5'11with gray eyes, three college degrees, and paid for the first date.

Who winning like me??

 

[TheNig]

My cousin used to train Golden his senior year in high school. The stories I could tell you...

If it's stories about him c00nin' it up...

 

[ALonelyDad]

And this is his wedding weekend btw, who the fukk makes a political statement on their wedding? A bad one too

 

[GhostoftheMan]

My cousin used to train Golden his senior year in high school. The stories I could tell you...

 

[Walt]

You were the first person I thought of when I saw this pic.



Hilarious!

You can't put this out here and expect us not to

Change the names to protect the innocent!!!

Yeah man, I spoke about this waaaaaaaaaay back when we had the podcast. My cuzzo is a professional trainer for MLB athletes (trained Mookie Betts among others), and back then he was working with a lot of high school baseball players who had raw potential but not enough exposure and technical training to get a D-I scholly. Golden Tate was, of course, an excpetion. He already had major interest from Tennessee and Notre Dame for football, but he wanted to play baseball in college as well (which, obviously, his football coaches were against). So my cousin would go by the crib, scoop him, and take him to baseball showcases as well as work with him on his swing, etc.

The one story I told on the podcast was how his mom tried to give my cousin the buns. Which was hilarious and dysfunctional enough. The other wild story my cuzzo told me was he took Golden to this major baseball showcase with all kinds of D-I scouts in attendance. My cuzzo is conversing with these much older white scouts, and he is already very careful about how he interacts with these dudes because the dynamic is wild: he's a young dude black cat from Brooklyn dealing with older southern white men and the shyt often got funky. So anyway, he's talking with these two scouts and Golden rolls up on the convo and the scouts recognize him because he's such a big time football recruit, so they congratulate him and wish him well at Notre Dame. One of the older white men is like "you must be pretty damned excited to get to campus." And my cuzzo said Golden replied "Hell yeah. I can fukk all the snowbunnies I want, and moms can't say nothing about it now." Cuzzo said his eyes got big as fukk and his face dropped, and the scouts were just staring in a mix of confusion and disbelief.

By the way, he absolutely did fukk Russell Wilson's ex-wife.

 

[Shogun]

Yo that picture has to be a joke, right?

 

[ghostwriterx]

Yeah man, I spoke about this waaaaaaaaaay back when we had the podcast. My cuzzo is a professional trainer for MLB athletes (trained Mookie Betts among others), and back then he was working with a lot of high school baseball players who had raw potential but not enough exposure and technical training to get a D-I scholly. Golden Tate was, of course, an excpetion. He already had major interest from Tennessee and Notre Dame for football, but he wanted to play baseball in college as well (which, obviously, his football coaches were against). So my cousin would go by the crib, scoop him, and take him to baseball showcases as well as work with him on his swing, etc.

The one story I told on the podcast was how his mom tried to give my cousin the buns. Which was hilarious and dysfunctional enough. The other wild story my cuzzo told me was he took Golden to this major baseball showcase with all kinds of D-I scouts in attendance. My cuzzo is conversing with these much older white scouts, and he is already very careful about how he interacts with these dudes because the dynamic is wild: he's a young dude black cat from Brooklyn dealing with older southern white men and the shyt often got funky. So anyway, he's talking with these two scouts and Golden rolls up on the convo and the scouts recognize him because he's such a big time football recruit, so they congratulate him and wish him well at Notre Dame. One of the older white men is like "you must be pretty damned excited to get to campus." And my cuzzo said Golden replied "Hell yeah. I can fukk all the snowbunnies I want, and moms can't say nothing about it now." Cuzzo said his eyes got big as fukk and his face dropped, and the scouts were just staring in a mix of confusion and disbelief.

By the way, he absolutely did fukk Russell Wilson's ex-wife.

 

[Walt]

I got a couple other stories that are fouler, but those I don't feel comfortable putting outchea like that. My cuzzo has his own business now and is employed by a professional sports team, don't want to fukk with hustle.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

 

[CantStop]

Why does she look 40?

 

[MikelArteta]

Walt's stories are the goat

I haven't bought a book, magazine in generations but if I'm ever at a bookstore and I see a Stories from TD Williams

Yeah man, I spoke about this waaaaaaaaaay back when we had the podcast. My cuzzo is a professional trainer for MLB athletes (trained Mookie Betts among others), and back then he was working with a lot of high school baseball players who had raw potential but not enough exposure and technical training to get a D-I scholly. Golden Tate was, of course, an excpetion. He already had major interest from Tennessee and Notre Dame for football, but he wanted to play baseball in college as well (which, obviously, his football coaches were against). So my cousin would go by the crib, scoop him, and take him to baseball showcases as well as work with him on his swing, etc.

The one story I told on the podcast was how his mom tried to give my cousin the buns. Which was hilarious and dysfunctional enough. The other wild story my cuzzo told me was he took Golden to this major baseball showcase with all kinds of D-I scouts in attendance. My cuzzo is conversing with these much older white scouts, and he is already very careful about how he interacts with these dudes because the dynamic is wild: he's a young dude black cat from Brooklyn dealing with older southern white men and the shyt often got funky. So anyway, he's talking with these two scouts and Golden rolls up on the convo and the scouts recognize him because he's such a big time football recruit, so they congratulate him and wish him well at Notre Dame. One of the older white men is like "you must be pretty damned excited to get to campus." And my cuzzo said Golden replied "Hell yeah. I can fukk all the snowbunnies I want, and moms can't say nothing about it now." Cuzzo said his eyes got big as fukk and his face dropped, and the scouts were just staring in a mix of confusion and disbelief.

By the way, he absolutely did fukk Russell Wilson's ex-wife.

 

[Walt]

Why does she look 40?

Kellyane Conway's slightly younger sister lookin broad.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Yeah man, I spoke about this waaaaaaaaaay back when we had the podcast. My cuzzo is a professional trainer for MLB athletes (trained Mookie Betts among others), and back then he was working with a lot of high school baseball players who had raw potential but not enough exposure and technical training to get a D-I scholly. Golden Tate was, of course, an excpetion. He already had major interest from Tennessee and Notre Dame for football, but he wanted to play baseball in college as well (which, obviously, his football coaches were against). So my cousin would go by the crib, scoop him, and take him to baseball showcases as well as work with him on his swing, etc.

The one story I told on the podcast was how his mom tried to give my cousin the buns. Which was hilarious and dysfunctional enough. The other wild story my cuzzo told me was he took Golden to this major baseball showcase with all kinds of D-I scouts in attendance. My cuzzo is conversing with these much older white scouts, and he is already very careful about how he interacts with these dudes because the dynamic is wild: he's a young dude black cat from Brooklyn dealing with older southern white men and the shyt often got funky. So anyway, he's talking with these two scouts and Golden rolls up on the convo and the scouts recognize him because he's such a big time football recruit, so they congratulate him and wish him well at Notre Dame. One of the older white men is like "you must be pretty damned excited to get to campus." And my cuzzo said Golden replied "Hell yeah. I can fukk all the snowbunnies I want, and moms can't say nothing about it now." Cuzzo said his eyes got big as fukk and his face dropped, and the scouts were just staring in a mix of confusion and disbelief.

By the way, he absolutely did fukk Russell Wilson's ex-wife.

I remember that shyt now.

Damn man, we need a reunion podcast

@NYC Rebel @I.V.

 

[MikelArteta]

You know I had too,

His mom is third from the left