Going to white bars with white coworkers and listening to white music unappreciation

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I know all those 'white people' songs, some are terrible, some aren't so bad.

But if I'm drunk and 'Living on a Prayer' comes on I'm blacking out :wow:

Usually if I'm in a bar I'll put on 'Bennie and the Jets'. That's my go to song, otherwise I hate being that dude who plays jukebox hero.
 

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you ever been to a white persons wedding :merchant:

[Jon Stewart]"You ever been to a white persons wedding....in CANADA??![/Half Baked]

At my sister in laws wedding, they had it video taped, and when the family watched it, they caught my father in law FREAKING THE EVER LOVING shyt out of his nephews wife to the all white band playing a cover of 'Hey Ya!'.

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[Jon Stewart]"You ever been to a white persons wedding....in CANADA??![/Half Baked]

At my sister in laws wedding, they had it video taped, and when the family watched it, they caught my father in law FREAKING THE EVER LOVING shyt out of his nephews wife to the all white band playing a cover of 'Hey Ya!'.

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:damn: :russ: :bryan:
 

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This thread has helped me. I'm saying no to cac nights out for now on.
 

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yep State Fair & Rodeo >>>>>>>>>>>

we get free tics every year so i break out the Durango's (cowboy boots) and go to the concerts. some country music is fukking brilliant ....just gotta know who to check for Kenny Chesney ...Josh Tuner ...Pat Green..Gary Allen.... Toby Keith ...and Dierks Bentley :lawd: :takedat:
Female country singers are mostly WACK tho..

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I know all those 'white people' songs, some are terrible, some aren't so bad.

But if I'm drunk and 'Living on a Prayer' comes on I'm blacking out :wow:

Usually if I'm in a bar I'll put on 'Bennie and the Jets'. That's my go to song, otherwise I hate being that dude who plays jukebox hero.



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Its not sad, just yall culture :manny:

Nothing wrong with it. Imma marry a pawg, so I better learn them songs :jawalrus:
Im in Pawgmode (mostly) too, but u gotta be the LEADER. fukkk learning a Becky song from a pale-cultureless goblin from Cincinnati, Boston, or Boise. :childplease:

My ideal-wifey pawg :ahh: has olive skin, is multi-lingual, and wouldnt spill her Natty Ice getting up to dance to fukking JOURNEY! :manny: PLUS, u gotta make sure learn YOUR CULTURE. That's why :mjpls: is always LEADING his pawgs. U dont think Yvette Pierto don't know some Isley Brothers? :what:

Now, how I get BACK TO EUROPE? :lolbron: It's up to me.
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Im in Pawgmode (mostly) too, but u gotta be the LEADER. fukkk learning a Becky song from a pale-cultureless goblin from Cincinnati, Boston, or Boise. :childplease:

My ideal-wifey pawg :ahh: has olive skin, is multi-lingual, and wouldnt spill her Natty Ice getting up to dance to fukking JOURNEY! :manny: PLUS, u gotta make sure learn YOUR CULTURE. That's why :mjpls: is always LEADING his pawgs. U dont think Yvette Pierto don't know some Isley Brothers? :what:

Now, how I get BACK TO EUROPE? :lolbron: It's up to me.
:noah:

Don't you have love handles?
 
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