Godzilla vs. Kong: The New Empire, March 29, 2024

[Kenny West]

Movie was flames, God bless the monster verse.

This is one IP that I don't mind Hollywood churning out

 

[Ironman]

Finally saw it motherfukking flamesG man is forever just angry as fukk wanting smoke EVERYWHERE Kong threw fades the whole filmScar King was pure 80s Ahnuld villain straight soft when it came to one on one but the arrogance in his intro and stances had me dyingKing getting his nunchucks onThen it became Giant Kratos and Giant BOI

Spoiler

Was not expecting Tiamat that was dope even though she got eradicatedMothra smacking sense into Godzilla

This was absolutely a pure Showa era movie and I am here for itThere were quite a few kidsMonsterverse crafting a new fan base

 

[Cuban Pete]

Some people want to see Godzilla using Google Monster AI to communicate..

Fr they want this nikka to explain his childhood traumas and triggers all while giving a dissertation on the state of the Godzilla community in a monologue or some shyt

Leave that shyt to the Japs I came to see the giant lizard and monkey with an axe german supplex an evil orangutan and ice lizard

 

[Cuban Pete]

"you think I'm p*ssy?"- Godzilla the whole movie

"I dont make sandwiches, I punch nikkas in they fukking face" - Godzilla

 

[taker597]

*Titan living in his fortress of solitude inside of a glacier minding his own damn business and hurting no one*

Godzilla:

 

[HipHopStan]

Finally saw it motherfukking flamesG man is forever just angry as fukk wanting smoke EVERYWHERE Kong threw fades the whole filmScar King was pure 80s Ahnuld villain straight soft when it came to one on one but the arrogance in his intro and stances had me dyingKing getting his nunchucks onThen it became Giant Kratos and Giant BOI

Spoiler

Was not expecting Tiamat that was dope even though she got eradicatedMothra smacking sense into Godzilla

This was absolutely a pure Showa era movie and I am here for itThere were quite a few kidsMonsterverse crafting a new fan base

The Criterion Collection of the Godzilla Showa films just went back on sale on Amazon. Now kids can learn the gospel of GOATzilla!

 

[jshani]

i cant take this shyt seriously anymore after Minus One. Get these goofy ass humans out of here. At least the black dude embraced the fukkery. And the ace ventura dude was cool i guess. But this white woman pretending to love her tribal daughter and know her ancient language was awful. It took so long to get to the final fight that I was just underwhelmed by all of it.

They need to cut these movies runtime down even more or have more high stakes action throughout. This was like a long ass wrestling promo with a predictable fight, may as well have been a low tier Wrestlemania.

oh brother...this thread is definitely not for you breh

 

[Cuban Pete]

All I need is the King Kong On The Planet Of The Apes crossover now that both franchises are fully resurged

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Double Toasted review of this got me in tears…..

Yea I need to check this out

 

[HNIC973]

Some interesting answers
Next movie 2027 at the earliest
Next monster he would love in the Monsterverse Gigan
Unfortunately, he doesn't think we'll get more Toho monsters at least not for the next film

 

[HNIC973]

 

[Ironman]

 

[Slimkid07]

What an absolutely, absurd movie.

The ape scenes were funny because even without dialogue we knew exactly what they were saying and could fill in the dialogue because
we've seen these tropes/scenes in a million action movies.

 

[HipHopStan]

I appreciate the fact that they had a 10 minute scene (possibly even longer) where there was no dialogue whatsoever, but you knew what was going on the whole time. Suko lead Kong to Skar King’s lair full of other enslaved Kong species, Kong decides to free his people, and shyt gets real. No narration or expedition. I didn’t even notice there was no dialogue until someone pointed it out later.

 

[Jaguar93]

Godzilla gang still running shyt fukk them p*ssy ass monkeys.