Godzilla vs. Kong: The New Empire, March 29, 2024

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Saw this in IMAX and was everything I wanted. Pacing was good aside from I thought the 3rd act was rushed a bit but not that bad for me.

Only thing I dislike is that it felt more like a Kong sequel than I was expecting. I liked the human story since they at least tied it into the lore and world building and wasn’t drama plot filler.

Zilla was serious about his territory tho :russ: :whoo:
 

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how you start a movie getting chased through ya new hood? :mjlol: :scust:
And then he got his food snatched up by Doug. Kong is out here ripping hyena/jackal hybrids up, decapitating sea serpents, and laying out his own species with one punch, and yet he lets Doug take his food and then just hits the :francis: face afterward. Doug must have incriminating pics of Kong attending one of P. Diddy's parties to get away with that kind of nonsense.

 
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Kong really hit the :whoa: on Godzilla.

Picked up Mini Kong from his leg and used him like a bat :mjlol:
Paper Boi was a useless buffoon character.

This scientist bytch looked at a wall, then went on to explain all that shyt all from pictures on the wall she's never seen before :mjlol:

Kong got frostbite, well good thing we've been working on this robotic Kong arm that's perfect for the exact arm he injured. Let me go hop in my earth traveling ship and grab it real quick :mjlol:

This movie was ridiculous, convoluted, and entertaining all in one :russ:
 
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And then he got his food snatched up by Doug. Kong is out here ripping hyena/jackal hybrids up, decapitating sea serpents, and laying out his own species with one punch, and yet he lets Doug take his food and then just hits the :francis: face afterward. Doug must have incriminating pics of Kong attending one of P. Diddy's parties to get away with that kind of nonsense.

Kong let his dental insurance lapse out in these streets, had an impacted tooth..nearly died out there..

Trapper came thru though...
 

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And then he got his food snatched up by Doug. Kong is out here ripping hyena/jackal hybrids up, decapitating sea serpents, and laying out his own species with one punch, and yet he lets Doug take his food and then just hits the :francis: face afterward. Doug must have incriminating pics of Kong attending one of P. Diddy's parties to get away with that kind of nonsense.

Oh you thought they called him Diddy Kong for no reason huh :takedat: :dame:
 

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i cant take this shyt seriously anymore after Minus One. Get these goofy ass humans out of here. At least the black dude embraced the fukkery. And the ace ventura dude was cool i guess. But this white woman pretending to love her tribal daughter and know her ancient language was awful. It took so long to get to the final fight that I was just underwhelmed by all of it.

They need to cut these movies runtime down even more or have more high stakes action throughout. This was like a long ass wrestling promo with a predictable fight, may as well have been a low tier Wrestlemania.
 

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i cant take this shyt seriously anymore after Minus One. Get these goofy ass humans out of here. At least the black dude embraced the fukkery. And the ace ventura dude was cool i guess. But this white woman pretending to love her tribal daughter and know her ancient language was awful. It took so long to get to the final fight that I was just underwhelmed by all of it.

They need to cut these movies runtime down even more or have more high stakes action throughout. This was like a long ass wrestling promo with a predictable fight, may as well have been a low tier Wrestlemania.
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