On top of that you also really believe that Noah was able to fit two of every animal in the world onto his boat for fourty days such as Elephants, Giraffes, Hippos, Bears, Lions, & Tigers….?
What did they eat during those 40 days? Emp instant meat?
And Moses parted the red sea with his bare hands
Adam lived to 930
David killed 200 people and delivered their foreskins to King Saul so he could marry the king's daughter
Frogs falling from the sky
Samson the toughest mfer ever with impossible strength but when he gets a trim he turns into a p*ssy
Talking snakes and magic trees
Lot's wife being instantly turned into a pillar of salt
Lazarus was dead for four days and starting to decompose but Jesus shouted "Yo, Laz, it's ya boy J, come on out of that tomb" and he did. And he was alive again with no signs of ever having been dead
'God' breathed on some dirt on the ground and it became a man. He then tells that man to lay down while he reaches inside him and takes a rib out and that turns into a woman
