Gifts you have gotten from gfs in the past

[skeetsinternal]

gold cuban link necklace, gold bracelet, 101 Days of Good Sex book, gym clothes, a tie, mexico trip, candles, bluetooth link for car

 

[Ultimate Warrior]

***snorts 20seconds***

cufflinks
straw hats
wingtips
bow ties
watches
gift cards for manicure pedicures
polos
dress shirts
belts
cardigans
different varietys of north face jackets
tickets to the battle in seattle
marieners, seattle mist,tacoma rainers, and seahawks ticket packages

 

[Boogie]

Back when me and my baby mother was together she literally sucked my dikk all day on my birthday. I thought it was lame at first because I wanted something real but by the end of the day I was shooting blanks.

Also one time a couple years ago I was seeing this Mexican girl and she brought me a bunch of Hollister shyt. This back when that shyt was popping too, when you got clowned for rocking AE and Aero but was the shyt if you had Fitch and Hollister. She got me at least 5 different outfits.

 

[Da Jungles]

I've always got the lamest gifts from gf's - wack clothes, sex (bytch we fukk daily that aint no prize), ugly shoes, inedible homemade bday cake, cheap and possibly toxic cologne, cheap jewellery (i dont fukk w no 10k gold hollow links or wear bracelets). Girls are the WORST at giftbuying. Unless you say specifically (i.e. Jordan 4's size 11), they always come with the stupidest gifts.

shyt be having me likedid you even think about what i like before buying me a garfield tie???

Inedible homemade bday cake

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Inedible homemade bday cake

Yo it was burnt on the bottom and had big chunks of unmixed batter. She knew sheso she went ham with the icing.


Her:I know you always talking about how i never cook, i know you like birthdays, so i made you a birthday cake

Me: (takes one bite and tried to pretend it was good like a dad does his pre-k kids artwork) Thats goo.....and spit that shyt out

 

[Da Jungles]

Yo it was burnt on the bottom and had big chunks of unmixed batter. She knew sheso she went ham with the icing.


Her:I know you always talking about how i never cook, i know you like birthdays, so i made you a birthday cake

Me: (takes one bite and tried to pretend it was good like a dad does his pre-k kids artwork) Thats goo.....and spit that shyt out

Oh shyt

 

[DreadHead P]

- Clothes
- one ex upgraded my rims from 20's to 22's and then set up a crazy hook up for the paint job